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wagekeks i'm working a retail job i don't hate but the hours are horribly inconsistent because management is so disorganized so i'm looking for new work. where do you work, how much do you hate it, and would you recommend it?
I fix phones at a shop, love it, I can tell fuck faces to go fuck themselves, fix computers and TVs as well. It's easy shit, any fucktard with a double ought screwdriver and a pentalobe screw driver can fix a phone. If you aren't a fucktard and learn to think for yourself and to research problems, you won't have any trouble. I'm the oldest of my coworkers at 22, so I am more than willing to do the dirty work of dealing with negative customer interaction, though it rarely comes up thanks to a policy of always being honest and open with folks. I make great money, I'm about to have enough to put a deposit down on a newer, bigger apartment than the studio I'm in now, and I've also gotten a ring for my girlfriend, with intention that she'll become my fiancee.
I work as a prep cook at a brewery. It's ok, I guess. I don't have to get up very early and I usually get to leave early. I don't particularly enjoy the work, it's very easy but gets very mind-numbing and boring, plus the stress of fulfilling orders when the lunch and dinner rush happens. It's definitely not a career, but it sure as fuck beats retail. If i were you i'd become a server, they make tons compared to some fast food job or retail, without anyone telling them what to do. it's literally just taking down orders, inputting them into the machine, taking the food to the people, and then taking the dirty plates back to the dishwasher.
If that's all you can get, it's probably better to live on benefits.
>live in South Florida
>facing the Atlantic Ocean
>get a 8/10's number while trying to hide my autism with all my might
>plan on seeing an afternoon movie with her on the first date
>movies on the first date is fucking stupid
>talk her into going to the beach
>"omg anon, you're sexy as fuck. do you workout?"
>mfw I work out irregularly and a dyel cardiofag
>have a fun day at the beach with her
>she sees my erection through my wet trunks
>I see some nips and pussy
>get to feel her up putting sunscreen in her
>perfect body
>on the first date
>she calls me up after work
>wants to get a bite with me and talk
>she keeps talking about my dick
>mfw
>she asks if I'm doing anything for the rest of the day
>of course I'm not besides maybe some vidya
>asks me if I want to watch the sun set over the ocean with her
>I call the waitress for the check
>glare at girl with contempt
>pay for my food only and leave a 5% tip
>get up and leave without saying a word
>later that night
>girl calls me a few times and I don't pick up
>she texts me asking if she I was alright or if she said something wrong
>she's been texting me back every now and then for the past three weeks even though I don't respond
Why are women so retarded?
I am very confused by this post, on many levels.
This is some decent bait, I think.
>>26407099
Your story doesnt make sense. Fake AND gay.
A potent combination
it's intriguing that nowhere in writing that did you think that "this isn't interesting" and that nobody of worth would even give you a pity reply
but you did
sage
I recently made some progress in my life (eating better, dressing better, started wagecucking after years of being NEET) but there's this part of me that just wants to quit and fall back into NEETing because I feel like I'm so far behind where I should be. How do you guys deal with this?
this is not a dream, WAKE UP and LOOK OUT
Just do what you think makes you more happy. Your adjusting to society's expectations when you dont have to
>>26407047
The tortoise would never have finished the race if he focused on what the hare was doing. Go at it your own pace.
How do you begin to actually start loving yourself?
Stop going on this site.
>>26407043
no idea. But this really isn't healthy at all
hate everything else, but yourself.
take care of #1, yo.
Girl repellant?
thees a girl in my group
and i talked to some other girls about it who wanted to play
my friend was going to dm a game that was going to be him, three girls, and me, but it all fell through. but not because the girls decided they didnt want to.
but i think very normie girls are repelled by it yes
I played a game last night and there was a girl there. Just one. Two fat neckbeards (father and son). A guy who blinks really hard.
So, maybe.
>>26407038
girls will pretend to enjoy anything as long as there are chads involved.
Sup /r9k/.
Need some legit help, was going to see if anyone has any ideas.
Got arrested, and now have biweekly drug test for next 18 months.
What tips do you guys have to help me stay sober? and things i can do to replace the feelings.
Have you tried not doing drugs?
Are you addicted?
just don't do drugs.
if you're so stupid that you can't figure this shit out, what is honestly stopping you from going to live in the woods?
> Constantly daydream about being creative genius everyone wants to interview
> Afraid that unless I become famous, my death will go unnoticed and I'll be forgotten
How do you all escape from your everyday lives?
Never understood the need for a legacy
I'm gonna be dead. Why should I give a solitary fuck about what people think if I literally don't exist anymore
I dread the amount of regret that's gonna hit me right before I die. I hope I go quick and unexpectedly.
I'm in a similiar boat and to be honest, there's no escape from it. Those daydreams are part of your motivation, regardless of how unrealistic the scenarios may be. My recommendation would be to dump all of your available time into whatever your craft is. Just roll with the punches, keep pressing on with the life you envision and maybe some day you'll get some of that glory. You only live once. Don't be one of the many that wastes theirs
>>26407031
Because that gives the impression that you mattered. David Bowie made music, and he will be remembered forever, yet people have tried to change the world, and we have no idea who they are. Plus, it's the idea that you don't truly die until you are forgotten.
tags are 4chan, omegler9k r9k and r9komegle.
if you get jeremy dont skip him and just open a new tab so he has to open a new one
today is bully jeremy day, everyoen join in on fun
Did this really happen?
Original message to anyone who is looking
everybody you can collect jeremies and keep him in a box, it's really fun for everyone
rreeereereee
Whos here /no license/? 23 years old and still have my mom drop me off at work. All my normie co workers make fun of me for it and i fucking hate them so much.
Why don't you have your license?
me. im 27. I always think everyone assumes I can drive because im old but I always get asked so do you drive anon? How the fuck do they know to ask me that.
I wonder if I paid someone to teach me If i'll be able to get my license or not
30, still no license. at this rate i figure it's never happening.
Who here /yeezy/?
I WAITED 3 FUCKING YEARS FOR THIS DAY
YEEZY SEAZON APPROACHING
FUCK WHATEVER Y'ALL BEEN HEARING
Where did the 5 beats a day meme come from? That's like 450 samples per summer assuming he uses 1 for each beat.
>>26406858
One can't deny how awesome he is.
I got a 150 lbs crossbow with hunting bolts.
If i put it to my head would it create enough momentum to kill myself?
Probably not. You should go shoot some normies with it, and suicide by cop. Be the hero /r9k/ needs.
>>26406832
How the fuck do you lift 150 lbs?
>being american
>can own all types of weapons
>decides to own a crossbow
I don't think you normos understand the loneliness and misery of robots.
This isn't a thread about shifting the point and saying "well you're to blame for your misery" a lot of us know that or that really isn't the case. You guys just don't know how alone and miserable we are.
I don't even fucking know how to describe it to you guys. That through your WHOLE life, and I mean whole life you've been told you're shit just for existing. That your parents never shared a shred of love towards you, never a single moment of expressing pride or acceptance, that no one told you any encouraging words, absolutely no positivity to shape you. And this is all back when you are a child, when you are the most impressionable, when you can't think for yourself. Never mind all the personal stuff robots went through like abuse, sexual or just physical, and even emotional.
Then there's being an outcast your whole fucking life. School years with absolutely no friends because you were the kid getting picked on and the teachers not giving a shit. Being called countless of names, and kids are rather cruel and original, and the teachers giving no fucks because you're the outcast, that you should be able to handle some of this stuff but you were never given even a single tool to shape yourself with. Had absolutely no guidance. And we were bullied for reasons too, might be due to race, background, appearance. We started believing in these deformities in ourselves, and thought that's who we were.
Self esteem never developed for us. We had zero self confidence. It isn't given to us at birth, it's something passed down through impressions people leave on us, and we never had a single fucking positive thing in our lives. We were always being conditioned that we're shit, unlovable, horrible, unwanted, stupid, ugly, deformed. This is what we believe we are, the social rejection never mind romantic is completely understandable. Why would we face countless rejections just for our self esteem to be further ground into dust?
Depression comes in many different forms. Thinking of suicide every single fucking day, almost every hour. And I truly mean every single fucking day. Day in, day out, all one thinks is how worthless they are as a human being, how they don't belong in society, how vicious and hostile people are towards them. No wonder people want out, we're clearly not wanted in this world nor do we fit in. We are judged at first sight, assumptions made about our character because of the way we look and how we carry ourselves. We are assumed to be disgusting, that we are alone for a good reason, because we're shitty miserable self involved bitter human beings who can't love themselves and don't 'deserve' anything in this life as we're acting fucking entitled when all we ever sought was some human compassion, not even demanded, or expected, we just wanted to know that there was a decent person who wouldn't strike us down at the first opportunity just to make themselves feel better or to fit in with their peers.
Where you're so alone and miserable at the end and you have shut yourself away for years now so to avoid more of the mess this life is. So now you have no tether to reality, you have no check on your character at all. You don't know who you are, not in an existentialist way but you don't even know if you're a fucking human being.
>>26406752
You lose all semblance of self, even the notion of "self" as you go through the monotony of misery, each suicide thought packed day to the next, merging together into months then years into one long miserable and insufferable moment of self hate, of inadequacy, of rejection, of abuse.
inb4 "first world problems" I overcame literal fucking third world warzone problems of escaping a war, family almost being murdered, almost being burned alive, almost starving to death, just to face all of the above.
You guys really don't understand, and this is why your shallow and thoughtless advice will never do any good.
If you're still lonely and miserable you're just in the early stage of being a robotism.
Last time I felt that way was around 16-25, nearly 30 now and Ive come to peace with the fact ill be a friendless KV for the rest of my life.
After constantly submitting it for over a week, we finally did it guys!
Gondola is popular now! Can't wait to see what others do with it :D
>>26406743
>Gondola is popular now
I'm pretty sure nobody actually wanted this, really any meme, to be popular with the normies
>>26406743
I fucking hate this board
blox
>>26406753
but isn't that a good thing?
the more people see it, the more derivatives of you get like, like how there's so many rare pepes because he went big.
just jerked and cummed like 7 times, this shit can't go on
>>26406727
>tfw edge for 8 hours straight
>>26406727
whats the story behind this attention whore?
>>26406762
it's a sex thing, like daddy/master I guess
>tfw your balls are sweaty
>tfw you bring your finger down to the area where your scrotum touches your thigh
>tfw you bring your finger up to your nose and sniff it
I fucking love the smell.
>>26406631
I thought I was the only one bless you op
>>26406631
It's fucking disgusting but i keep doing it
Sometimes I get these blemish things on my inner thigh. Whenever I pop them, a lot of pus and blood comes out, and they usually come back.
I really, really like popping them.
