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>become friends with weeb girls
>they all invade my personal space and rub against me
>wish people would stay at least a few inches away from me
No one else has done this to me before, is this what friends normally do? Invade eachother's personal space?
>>26403571
They want to suck on your WIENER!
HEHEHEHHHEHEHE
>>26403610
No they don't. I'm pretty repulsive.
Where to meet weeb girls?
>be me
>kill jews
>be op
>be a fag
>>26403593
>be a pussy
>>26403550
THAT'S RACIST
DELETE THIS
Guys can we please have a PE (Penile Enhancement) Thread?
I'm so sick of having a small dick and I'm even sicker of having people make these threads without even talking about the several options for penis enlargement out there.
Personally Jelqing scares me, some people claim to have made good gains while other people have claimed they've broken their dicks irreparably. I was thinking of Buying these two devices.
>Size-genetics (Penis Extender)
>Bath-mate (Penis Pumper)
Now the thing that scares me about these devices isn't that I'm gonna fuck my dick up, but simply that I'm gonna waste my money on some shit that doesn't work. The entire internet is full of fake reviews and shills from these companies spewing on about obviously fake results. I understand that if these devices do work then it would take years to see permanent results and that's with proper dedicated use only. I don't think the bathmate can even yield permanent results, simply temporary ones, which honestly to me is fine too as long as I can eventually find a device that yields permanent results without sacrificing the strength of my erection.
I would really like to hear if any robots have gotten penis lengthening surgery, which I hear includes cutting a ligament that allows more of your penis to be shown. Although it's pretty expensive, no price is too much to pay for a longer penis IMO, as long as I don't ruin it in the process.
Does anyone have anything to add? Preferably something positive, or if you think that it's impossible please give a legitimate reason why instead of just shitting on my dreams for no reason.
>>26403527
How small are we talking? Most people are convinced they have a small dick but are perfectly average or even slightly above that.
>>26404260
small enough for me to want a bigger dick. Statistically speaking I don't feel I'm too below average but besides from preferring not to be average I've been told by multiple girls my dick is small.
I'd rather not give a specific dimension as I don't want anyone who's happy with the same dimensions I have to develop body dysmorphia like me.
Either way I'd like this to be a thread focused on lengthening procedure.
Every time I see a thread like this I am reminded how thankful I am.
ITT: Undesirable Traits Thread
>in college class
>talking about body image
>get to talking about males
>professor makes a point that women don't like skinny, gangly men
>avert eyes
>attractive normie in room pipes up
>"Yee-uh, lie-kuh, I would NEVER ee-vun give a guy with (anon)'s body tie-puh a cha- But not YOU in specific (anon)! Haha, I mee-een, you know what I mee-een, righ-t?"
>look at her dead in the eyes
>look at everyone else in room
>everyone realizes the wrong in this, but...
>professor who flirts with her every class (he's like straight outta his Master's, she's like 25, they're right there for each other) tries to justify her so she doesn't sound dumb
>"All feelings aside, this is just a fact of how women do look at men, unfortunate as may be...
>here it fucking comes
>... But all physical traits aside, facially I'm sure we can all agree (anon) is fine and...
>OH BOY
>... Has A GREAT PERSONALITY :)))))"
>immediately laugh it off, wait until we get released from class, and cry in the stall of the closest bathroom
So, /r9k/, what are your "undesirable traits"?
>>26403149
you should had punched the teacher tbqh
he asking for it
>>26403149
>going to a university that hires non-PhDs as professors
Shit anon, what are you doing?
>>26403149
The most undesirable trait is being a pussy like you tbqhmgm (to be quite honest my good man)
Hey guys. Anyone interested in having a Robot Thread tonight? Ask questions, learn a little, talk shit, etc etc.
these are 6 axis motoman weld robots. We use both motoman and FANUC robots in our plant. We used to have an old Motorola robot but I never got to learn that one. The teach pendant looked like an oversized game boy advance.
motoman material handler. These things are fuckhueg
>>26403263
I meant Panasonic not Motorola.
Pick one, Aoi or Atsuhime
If it is too blurry, tell me and I'll tell you what it says
>>26402917
it takes maybe 1 minute to flip this shit over so we can actually read it
>>26402941
My phone automatically turns it, let's see if this helped
I guess Aoi
Has your real life started yet?
Remember that one thing you wanted to do but gave up on?
Was it an instrument?
A second language?
A fit body?
Programming?
Dont worry, you will start learning it when your real life begins, don't sweat it and just relax.
I saw kaiji like 20 years ago and I'm still stuck in the fog. 2013-2015 was a long miserable fucking blur and now I'm 19 and already wasted my entire life.
I'll get /fit/ and then /trv/.
One day...
>>26402971
>tfw it's still a blur at 26
please don't end up like me
Does anyone else here have a scary as fuck mom? My mom literally always randomly freaks out and starts yelling and slamming doors. Every time she leaves her room I have a mini panic attack because you just don't know if she's going to start slamming shit and screaming anytime she moves there's like a 50 percent chance. Somehow she times everything perfect down to the milla second. I'm not allowed to smoke in the house but if I take a single drag of a cigarette she walks by the second I put it down. If I go out really late and walk through the door she's up and taking a piss the second I walk in. Holy fuck
Sounds like she needs a good fucking, why not walk into her room when shes relaxing and ask her if she was some dick.
>>26402819
i feel the same way about my papa
feels bad friend
he legitimately scares me
>>26402819
I know a guy who has a mom kinda like this. You're not alone bro. My mom is annoying as fuck but at least she isn't bad I'm the one who is agressive with her (but only when I'm too angry) I just want this shit to end if only I lived alone...
even if some girl wanted to be with you
the amount of insecurity, depression and inferiority complex would make your mind ignore her and say that "she is just being nice"
who self-deprecation here?
and i don't even know why i hate myself
I just see others better than me in everything.
i always feel guilty if people is kind with me.
jokes on you. I channel my frustrations externally and blame the corrupt, misguided, decadent, rotten, odious and intolerable post-industrial society for all my ills.
>implying anyone would even be nice
The only reason I'm not dealing with the same type of abuse from school is that I'm old enough now that it's considered rude to do that in public and you know normies have to keep up the facade of being good people
>>26402807
That's exactly how I feel.
Even if someone said they were interested, I assume they're lying. Why would any be interested in me? It's not fair for them. Things will only end in tears.
Does this give you hope?
>>26402767
>fat cuck
>literal 2/10 girl
no
>>26402767
>jew
>man-jaw
>dyed hair
eww
No because boogie is not just an ordinary fatfuck but a famous one.
any musicians here? Im recovering from some massive heartache and Id really like to spend my free time being productive and learning new things. Tomorrow Im gonna go pick up a guitar tomorrow. Can any experienced guitarists give me tips? Also what kind of guitar should I get? Im 22, its not too late for me to learn is it?
>>26402732
>recovering from heartache
Just let go anon
>>26402759
thats kind of the point dude
>>26402732
guitarist are hardly musicianss.
only the top 5% of you qualify. for reference, 40% of violinists are musicians
Fembot here, looking for boyfriend who will let me warm my ice cold hands and feet under their rump. My hands are so cold my boyfriend screams every time I touch him and won't let me near his dick.
>>26402731
>he goes on /r9k/
>to pretend he's a girl
>for free
>>26402781
Are you mad roasties are in your safe space?
the cold is my master
>tfw you realize you are an astoundingly boring person even by /r9k/ standards
>>26402587
>tfw you do math problems and read visual novels in your spare time
girls are into nerds nowadays right?
I know the feel senpai
>work shitty retail job
>browse 4chan for a few hours
>go to sleep
>repeat for years
>>26402647
Orgfgcfdfbhbbhvv
Original
>tfw no damit wearing, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, kumot weaving, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
I was so disappointed today. I went to my schools Ash Wednesday mass, and saw a qtp2t filipina there. I was going to talk to her after mass, but when mass ended, somebody from one of my classes saw me and started making small talk. I ended it quickly, but I lost sight of the qt. I looked for her outside, but she was lost to the departing crowd. I'm really disappointed with myself right now.
>>26402542
I've fucked 3 Filipinas, one FOB. AMA.
>>26402542
>posting the same image and longer convoluted text every week
Seriously tho, which one would you fuck if you had to fuck one of them?
>>26402464
Homofag here, Definite A. Cock is king
>>26402464
Definitely A.
I'd fuck her ass and then I might even let her fuck mine. I don't know. Might be fun.
>>26402485
no no you're doing it all wrong, option A is the straight option.
