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post rare pepes.
Pic related, apparently this is the rarest pepe.
I'm now convinced the Hot Topic is the frontend of some massive social control/subculture appropriation CIA operation
Always the final nail in the coffin...
Here you go m'lady
Wasn't pepe used to tell normalfags to fuck off from 4chan like 2 years ago? Now posting it is frowned upon and will make you look like a newfag and it's also the hottest meme with 14 year old redditors. The irony is almost sad.
What are some things to do before I off myself this weekend? I actually feel happy knowing that I will be asleep soon.
Is this some kind of mass robot exodus?
Escort
Coke
Read a book
Burn all your money
Write a will (this is the only important one)
Go for a night walk
Do some beta shit to normies
>>26393686
If you have a favorite meal, eat it. If you have friends, say shit you don't usually have the courage to, if you hate someone let them know. You're probably feeling free and energetic, it'll make it harder to kill yourself. Make sure you remember why you're doing it. Godspeed, robot
>No fap
>No porn
Who else knows this struggle.
Easy pzy
Did nofap november, was hard but if you just remind yourself you're 1/x through you're gonna be alright imo
I'll be giving up porn and caffeine for lent myself
What does /r9k/ think of steam punk and New Elegance? Do any of you like to dress up in this style?
>>26393269
Stupid white people shit.
>>26393269
You would look pretentious as fuck doing anything in that. Like, imagine seeing that dude at taco bell. Your only option is to pose in private places with other weirdos.
Pretty cringe. A creationist/male feminist I still have as friend on normiebook is really in to it, which really says it all.
Who /future/ here?
future sucks m8 but his mixtape w drake is okay
What's that purple blue thing supposed to be?
>>26393278
i think you can mix syrup with pic related
who /badteeth/ here?
>tfw two of my teeth already fell out this year
Im only 20 I dont want false teeth goddamnit
>never floss or brush
>teeth fill up with gunk regularly
>only brush when I can't stand it anymore
>still have all my teeth
>>26393117
>tfw got a root canal done cause only brushed once a day for 24 years
Rip in peace toothbro ;_;
>tfw brushing exposed pulp on all 4 back molars
Who /synesthesia/ here?
I know some of you autists must have it.
>I get closed-captions when people speak. It doesn't project itself over what I see, but it's clear as day, and it automatically does stuff like cycle through possible homonyms and sound things out in front of me.
>I can feel sound. It's actually really tough to describe, and I'm not sure if it's one thing or multiple things, but different sounds variously hurt, feel orgasmic, tingle/effervesce, move, touch me, feel cold, create surges of emotion, etc.
>A is red, B is goldenrod, C is yellow, D is forest green, E is orange with violet tinges, F is sky blue, G is green, H is a dull yellow, I is white, J is a burnt brown-orange, K is a dim orange, etc.
>Some weird spatial/tactile shit with math and language.
>Dad has told me that he sees colors when people speak, and it seems like that's his way of interpreting emotional subtleties in people.
What about you guys?
>>26392932
>>I can feel sound.
I never thought I would see anyone say this unironically.
My belly is massively jelly
Does greentext appear as not-green to you?
Interesting about the captions, I get those when I'm on DXM but never in sober reality. They're not linked to what other people say but they'll usually generally describe my environment or what I'm thinking or what I should do next. Like "you're thirsty, get a drink" will just pop up in my field of vision, right smack dab in the middle of it, when I'm thirsty.
I personify numbers
Mixed race black women are literally god-tier. They're like white women but with more interesting features and nicer skin, and they all crave white dick. So why the fuck don't you have a goddess mixed race black gf yet?
Mixed/light skin girls usually date darker skinned black men.
I got a full race black gf instead.
>>26392893
liar, post pics
>tfw the semester is over and you will never see your secret crush again
>>26392812
The pic and feel are pretty affecting.
I like this thread.
>>26392812
Get another one for the next semester and another one in the next and you'll start realizing it's something not important.
I see her on instagram every week or so
Post what you got robots. Can you beat Elliot? Howhot.io
try and beat meI'm a dude by the way
Should be god-like if not for poor focus desu
Great AI, lads.
>go to subway with mommy
>buy delicious subway sandwich made just for ME by a professional sandwich artist
>call sandwich artist a wagecuck
>sandwich artist forgot to put chicken tendies in my sandwich
>"sorry we don't do chicken tenders here"
>what
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>mommy starts crying for some reason
>on the way home mommy visits the drug store to buy sleeping pills
>get home and mommy tells me she'll give me 50 GBP if I finish my sandwich
>mfw
I think mommy took all the sleeping pills, she must be really tired!
I can't wait to show her how much of a good boy I am when she wakes up
Your moms not waking up you neet degenerate. Its over.
Does anyone else phonetically pronounce REEEE the way a retard would say REEE, like all slow and monotone like, and not the way a frog squeals?
I know the frog thing is the way it's supposed to be but that's not how my mind interprets it
you know if it were me, I'd have put the sleeping pills in your sandwich.
not that I have anything against NEETs but damn it'd be an easy crime to get away with.
>"What do you like to do for fun, Anon?"
>>26392377
I've encountered this question with horror in the past.
They knew I was friendless and they were trying to corner me.
Fucking normies.
Drink copious amounts of cough syrup
I'm getting bored of that, though, so I don't really know
I guess I like thinking about things
>/r9k/
>sperg out about irrelevant minutiae on /his/
>jerk off to drawn porn
>cry
>work at massage parlor
>brother walks in
>he sees me and looks at me with a smug look (family knows that I work as a massage therapist, but they don't know the location of my workplace)
>I let my boss know that I can't work on him since he's my brother
>she understands and lets another massage therapist work on him
>after work, get home and find out my brother told my brother that I give out handjobs at my work place
>I'm the one that gets in trouble and not my brother for paying for a handjob
Yeah but you give other guys handjobs which is disgusting.
>>26392369
That's not unprofessional at all.
So did you gave him the hand job or not?
Who goes to a gay massage parlour?
what are you looking forward to do with life
>hl3
Only reason left to live.
Finally relax and take some time off.
>>26392341
>>26393158
I've recently made a point to play through every Half-Life. What is the story actually about? I beat Half-Life and I never really got why there were aliens other than a portal or what the test was even about or what the stone was that I put into the gravity thing machine thing. And the G-Man too--I have no idea what he means by employing me.
The whole time I was playing HL1 I was waiting for something to advance the story, but it was just lab after lab after lab. Now in HL2 I'm suddenly part of a resistance movement that I have no idea about. Did time advance around Freeman during the teleportation or is this literally right after HL1 and the city was always like this?
/r9k/ is not a dating site. Please leave if you're trying to get a gf, men outnumber women eight to one. To women and gay men, trying to get a bf here will be possible but you're participating in the destruction of what little quality is left on this board. Stop it, all of you.
>>26392328
What a cool thread!
>>26392360
Thank you, I appreciate your support.
>>26392328
What gender are you OP? Height? Weight? What do you like to do for fun?
