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If you are white and male, you are RACIST.
If you are white and have never been cucked by a black man, you are RACIST.
If you have a daughter, and she has never had relations with a black penis, you are RACIST.
If you don't approve of immigration from Syria, and have never offered fellatio to an arab male, you are RACIST.
He's a cuck! Do you get it?! A cuck! Ahahahahahahahaha. Carl the cuck! Its so funny! C-u-c-k. Ahahahahahaha.
Can someone please link me the video that pertains to ops image.
>>27357868
ARE YOU KIDDING MEEE
I was JUST about to post this as well, glad to see a fellow progressive mind on here
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUYhoPbXY-I
ITS HAPPENING
Was baby jack cucked to death?
Another robot lost
>>27357221
Jesus, don't do it please famm :(
>>27357221
I don't know what to say about that I'm in the same boat, I don't know what to tell my family either.
Nihilism thread
>>27356919
Are there people that actually believe this image is real and that the quote isn't fabricated?
>>27356974
>tfw I actually googled to see if it's real
how do I blame this on drugs?
barry didn't come back alive btw
Hello, r/9k, I am from r/SandersforPresident and I am just here to take a quick survey. Why do so many of you r/obots hate Bernie Sanders? Is it because you have autism, or are you just jealous that social justice advocates such as myself are able to get pretty girlfriends, unlike yourselves?
>>27356804
>>or are you just jealous that social justice advocates such as myself are able to get pretty girlfriends, unlike yourselves
>tfw SJWs are just insincere fags trying to get laid by acting morally superior
Nice convictions bruh
>>27356848
>tfw imblying that that is my reason for being a social justice advocate.
>tfw getting pretty girls is simply a side effect of being a decent human being
>>27356804
nice bait you fucking faggot
sage
Ima fuck em all day
Cause I'm stayin all night
Imma po up an 8th a zip of pink sprite
>>27356633
In yo mothafuckin face
Household name
In yo mothafuckin face
Put yo house in flames
ya little white dick can't satisfy
so she get da black bull to rectify
ten inches of meat for her to orgasm by
while you out sit in da corner with tears in ya eyes
Diaper's tied tied so let's lock and load
Drop a ten pound log, my tushy bestowed
Upon the welcoming hands of mommy dear
Calls me her precious little bombardier
Cuddle up to her and pucker my lips
Dick is grindin' up on my khakis zip
I taste the nip, start pumpin the milk
Washin down the tendies in a river of silk
>tfw finally got a gf
>tfw she cheated on me and now I have herpes
>>27356336
You got btfo lmao
kek lol ok
>finally got a gf
congrats dude!
I think my friend robbed a phone store.
(1/3)
For some context, she dropped her phone in cereal and got it replaced.
(2/3)
And that's it so far.
(3/3)
the third screenshot better be good because otherwise this thread is ass
EYE FLOATERS HOLY FUCK GOD DAMN I WANT TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT
MY EYES ARE FULL OF SOUPY FUCKING WORMS
>tfw see eyes looking back at me every time I close my eyes
I must keep them open
>floaters
>visual snow
>tinnitus
the holy trinity of JUST
>>27356325
>not liking visual snow
Would a feminine bf be a good alternative to a gf?
>>27356204
No. Girls are the alternatives to feminine bfs and they're shitty alternatives at that.
>be regular guy with a small dick
>that feel when seeing feminine men with big dicks
>alternative
Jesus fucking christ you sure are a faggot. Either admit to liking dicks or stfu, don't hide your homo behind some fucking traps.
do you ever fear that if you get a girlfriend your mind would be warped into that of a cuck's?
Unless she's a virgin (and I do mean also orally and handjobily) you're already a cuck.
You spend too much time in /pol/
Explain why that should happen
>>27356160
>taking relationships this seriously
wew laddie
are you saving yourself for a virgin?
>>27356181
I dont think it would happen to me, but people here seem to have very malleable minds, so I think it's possible that if they found someone to fuck they could take a 180 on all of their beliefs on women.
>/r9k/ framed one of their own as a mass schooter
why would you do this to a gentle giant? eggman was our friend...now he's dead ;_;
You guys made him commit suicide. This proofs this board is normie central.
>>27356130
Shitty baitpost.
More proof of the constant bullying eggman had to endure.
You guys made him a reject upon the rejects
Fuck this board
Wait did eggman really ded???
>be me
>my brother is nice but not very bright
>he's also a bit of a weeaboo
>anyway, he wants to learn Japanese
>so he finds this little place in south London, off the beaten track
>it's a room above a shop, and there are only two other people in the class
>the guy teaching him is this "master" who claims to also be an expert at Kung fu
>i know that Kung fu isn't Japanese, but I don't think my brother does, as I said, he isn't very bright
>anyway, he goes to classes here for about six months
>i'm suspicious about the quality of it, but I don't want to upset him
>he occasionally posts in Japanese on /b/, and wonders why anons don't respond or just say "Kek"
>then he tries to practice with this Japanese woman
>she says, "that's not Japanese, that's just silly noises"
>he starts to cry
>he puts his Japanese into google translate for the first time, as I said he's not very bright
>turns out that it's just gibberish
>master was a fraud
>didn't know a word of Japanese
>brother was just getting ripped off and being taught gibberish for six months
>now he's heartbroken
>he's ranting and crying and saying stupid things which I hope he doesn't really mean
>what do I do?
>i'm worried he's going to try something life-changingly stupid
>what do I do?
>>27356073
Buy him a japanese dictionary or something
Tell him to look at the resource library on the Daily Japanese Thread on /a/. After that, you could be generous and buy him a textbook called Genki. That's how I taught myself up to intermediate level Japanese.
>>27356073
Buy him Genki, let him teach you whatever lesson he just went over and do the pair work with him or something.
So I'm at a CCCP-themed frat party, ama
Why are you hanging around 13 year Olds and neckbeards
>>27355573
It's actually twenty something guys and gals
I'm fond of seeing the hyperreal in play
I'm wearing a Trockij mask if you're interested
>>27355547
Run in in full wehrmacht uniform with a sturmgewehr and spray those red bastards down
On a serious note, what do you think would happen if somebody threw a nazi party?
Even though the USSR killed like 3x the people .
do pretty girls make good gfs?
Does it even matter? Does anyone even want to date an ugly girl?
>>27355527
I want to sniff those feet
if you're secure enough to know that every swinging dick Chad will hit on her everywhere she goes, then yea I guess they're good gfs
eventually she will cheat on you though with a superior male though
If the ideal penis length is 5 inches then why are dildos so huge?
>>27355459
>27355459
Someone lied to you anon
Has it ever occurred to you mongoloids that you can always use whatever length of a large dildo you like but you can never use more of a small dildo than it has?
>>27355459
5 inches is .5 inches below average actually and 2 inches below the ideal penis size which is 7 inches, fact.
