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5 decides what he does.
>>28882320
Fuck Queen Elizibeth
he digs a hole, nestles himself inside it, and never, ever comes out
if dubs he gets a comfy blanket and pillow to take with him
>>28882320
he finds a girlfriend
reminder: you're a burden to your family and they are ashamed of you
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
tryna turn shit around mang.
>>28882266
this desu
I'm a late bloomer OP
>>28882230
>mfw OP is the kind of person who spends his day telling people he doesn't know to kill themselves
>she weighs over 100 lbs
>he wants a chestlet
>>28882171
>he measures weight in lbs
>she has had sex with more than 0 guys
>one week liking everybody
>0 matches
Am I really that hideous or is this thing full of Chads.
I don't want to become a wizard.
>>28882142
>tinder
normie pls
>>28882142
same for me, I got matched with transvestite looking girl.
weelp
irl i get mirin' looks doe, I do not understand.
Been on tinder 2 days, have 16 matches and gotten 2 phone numbers. Maybe try and copy my profile format?
Hey guys. I need some advice.
>switch to latuda after many different antipsychotics
>risperidone made me gain weight and abilify made me hang myself (the ledge broke that I was hanging myself from)
>latuda finally makes me feel great for months and keeps my paranoia and Hallucinations at bay
>finally starting to get my life together
>4 days ago, start to Hallucinate again
>I used to just hear weird technical blips and snaps and footsteps and see white flashes of light
>my auditory Hallucinations are at bay, but I'm now seeing physical objects and people that are completely indistinguishable from reality
>one time, the person I was seeing was my dead grandfather and he actually conversed with me before suddenly disappearing
I need some advice. Am I getting used to latuda or something? Am I getting worse? The only atypical antipsychotics I haven't tried are trazedone and seroquel. Are either of these worth it? Should I just up my latuda dosage? My next psychiatrist appointment isn't for another month. I'm just asking for help because I don't think I can live like this.
>>28882078
Anyone got some advice. I need help and there's no one I can talk to.
Schizophrenia sounds scary. Do you think you can live a normal life on it?
>>28882301
I go into periods of remission where I get my shit together, but it always comes back. I really don't want to live anymore unless I can get fixed.
I AM FUCKED R9K. HELP.
I'm a 24 year old virgin and finally managed to bring a girl back to my apartment. But I am fucking terrified right now and my anxiety is through the roof. I am in my bathroom and am uncontrollably shaking.
I know I'm 100% going to spill spaghetti when I try to have sex with her. She's in my room watching TV. I'm on the verge of having a breakdown locked in my fucking bathroom on my phone.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO. I'm sweating like crazy in here. My voice already cracked when talking to her 15 minutes ago.
She's probably already on to me in knowing my true status. Earlier I tried my best to fake Alpha. Now I'm cowering in my bathroom like a little bitch boy.
get out of the bathroom and go lay with her
just let it happen
>>28881948
Just go out there with no clothes on and say "hey", she'll immediately get wet and want to fuck there and then.
>>28881948
drink
alcohol
now
>sitting on the floor using my laptop
>drunk room mate trips on a pillow and falls on my laptop
>screen breaks off the hinges
>ask her to pay for it
>mfw its my fault for using it on the floor
Shes definitely at fault right? If it makes a difference, using laptops on the floor is pretty much a norm at our house. Its not as if using it on the floor is even out of the ordinary
pic unrelated
A diagram is needed for a better understanding
>>28881989
Brown is couch
Yellow is me
Grey is laptop
Purple is girl that tripped
Blue is pillow
Green is other friends
>her
goddamit of course its that dumb roasties fault. even if it wasnt normal 4U to use the laptop on the floor, the fucking bitch got drunk and tripped. OF FUCKING COURSE ITS HER FAULT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>use dads credit card on livejasmin for a few minutes thinking he won't notice
>pass out drunk while fapping
>wake up 8 hours later2.49 per minute
What the fuck do I do? He won't get the statement for another couple of weeks. Is there anything I can do?
>>28881886
Find 2k USD before next week and credit his account.
>>28881886
Try to intercept it or call in and try to get the 'purchases' removed. Say someone stole the card.
>>28881886
How you gonna come up with $1195.20 OP?
I make a little over that much each month and I have a full time job.
Else /sociopathic/ here? Girlfriend just realized that I am. What should I do?
>>28881882
What kind of sociopath are we talking here?
I don't consider myself one personally but whenever you start questioning normalfag morals they tend to call you one.
>>28881882
>Girlfriend
start by gtfo
>>28881882
>self-diagnosed sociopath
YeppppppSorry but if you were sociopath you wouldn't be aware of it.
Are there any richbots present? What do you guys do for fun?
They shitpost on here. I fucking hate normies.
>>28881819
Family's rich. Well step dad is
I'm going on a two week trip to Italy next week. We have a villa in Tuscany
Bunch of wine I guess, attractive but smelly local women
>>28881819
>What do you guys do for fun?
spit phlegm on normies as I pass them in my gold-plated, bulletproof limousine
About to go in a deep forest by myself and take 600ug of LSD (first time ever tripping)
Ask me anything, wish me luck, give tips, or wish my soul a peaceful rest
LSD in nature was the best experience in my life.
Sadly I am afraid to do it again alone because I'm afraid of animals in forrest
600ug sounds like a hell of a lot for your first time
>>28881798
>by myself
>first time ever
not a great idea op
good luck , stay positive
everything is ok
>when he works a six figure job, is over 6'5", & has a footlong
>>28881793
>make lower 5 figs, am 5'11'' and have a 5.75'' cock.
>>28881901
Gross, why do you even exist?
>>28881793
I'm none of those things but i will be your cuck and let you have sex with whoever you want.
Would you rather smell a Chinese girl's feet ot a Dominican girl's feet?
https://youtu.be/qqjvSBlpDi0
http://youtu.be/TVHnZagwogg
Pic semi related
I love chinese feets
>>28882037
Have you ever smelled any?
>be into feet all my life
>actually get to have sex
>lick her feet
>she hates it
>i hate it
>disgusted with myself
it makes me cringe thinking back
real feet are disgusting you're just developing these weird fetishes because you never got layed and normal sex doesn't do it for you anymore
>tfw made out with a girl at a party
it's getting better
>>28881666
Wow anon, Great moves, Keep it up, Proud of you!!!!!!ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDIN ME WITH THIS "ORIGINAL COMMENT BULLSHIT"?
>>28881666
Enjoy the feel while it lasts.
Because it wont come back again.
grossoiringlaadgalasga
>23
>been chronically masturbating since i was 12
>at least 4 times a day
>i mostly fap to kpop fancams and mfc sluts
>finally get a gf
>she makes me rock hard
>i dont feel shit past the first minute of sex
>lose my erection about 15 minutes in
>she tries to suck or masturbate me
>it just feels awkward and my penis head itches
>have to do it myself
>completely unable to cum during sex, have to fap with her on top of me or even fake orgasms
>started masturbating even more often because pussy leaves me unsatisfied
>she says she likes how long sex lasts
where did it all go wrong
>>28881648
stop jerking off, but since she's happy with your "problem". and you'd rather stay addicted to porn, just keep doing what youre doing, it's a win win, or ykno, just stop watching porn
At least you feel good knowing you pleasured a woman
>>28881648
serves you right fucking normalfag
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