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Seriously, why do women always scream whenever something even remotely stressful happens? When women witness a car crash or a suicide or any other similarly-stressful event in person, they scream their fucking heads off even if they're not in any danger. For example:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f50_1316660330
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f0b_1453415163
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e4b_1387017951
Why do this? Why make an already-stressful event even worse with your yapping? Do they do it for attention? Are they terrified of the fact that, for two whole seconds, the people around them are focusing their attention on something other than the woman next to them, like, for instance, the guy lying splattered on the sidewalk? I just don't get it.
>>28884683
They need constant assurance that people nearby are aware of their existence. They know they'll be helped/comforted purely for being a woman, so all that's needed is to alert other people that a woman in distress is nearby.
Not too complicated, and other female animals do it, too.
>>28884683
It's to alert all nearby men that a vagina is in danger, so that they will come to rescue the vagina.
It's evolution.
>>28884683
God I fucking hate this
And the screams are always so obnoxious and banshee-like, it's fucked
>prank one of my few friends
>he gets mad and tells me never to speak to him again
Why are normies so sensitive?
How did you prank him?
>>28884595
How does he feel about you speaking to his son, though?
>>28884640
>I make him a birthday cake
>smear my balls on it and take pictures
>he posts pic of cake on FB
>'Cheers for the great birthday cake Anon'
>He's a massive normie and it quickly fills up with likes before I post the pictures of my balls on his cake and my laughing reactions
>he takes down post 5 minutes later
>he calls me but I don't pick up, I figured ti didn't really matter
>he comes by my house the next day
>starts screaming at me saying how 'I don't even know why I'm your friend' and 'Why can't you just be normal'
>I'm laughing my ass off the entire time as we do shit like this to each other all the time
>suddenly he starts crying a bit and turns away before telling me to never speak to him again
Like I said, I don't really understand what I did wrong. It was just a prank after all and I thought he'd have understood that. It makes me mad too as we've been friends for years now and he's throwing it all away by being such a pussy.
When I came here in 2009 no one could make a post identifying themselves as female on any NSFW board. The only replies they would get would be TITS or GTFO and only then if they obliged they would get serious replies.
Now I see, especially on this board, tons of posters calling themselves femanons. What happens? A hoard of thirsty betas emerge asking for location, giving her genuine replies, or at best calling her a roastie. Women are still disrespected here, sure, but they get a lot more respect than they used to. In a few years they'll be treated as equals!
We can not let this continue. Every time you see a femanon, ignore her or post TITS OR GTFO NOW. This needs to be the norm. Doing this will cause a net increase of OC titty pics and a net decrease in bait threads like "red flags for men" etc.
Bitches know your place. TITS or GET THE FUCK OUT!
I can't believe I have to bump this. Fucking robots are just pathetic redditors nowadays.
>>28884508
It's the current year. Women deserve access to all male spaces.
>>28884508
make this a sticky mods
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
FUCK /R9K/
MY LITTLE BROTHER IS ABOUT TO GET KICKED OUT OF OUR FUCKING HOUSE BECAUSE OF YOU ASSPIES
STOP IT WITH THE GAY SHIT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS YOU ARE LITERALLY RUINING PEOPLES LIVES
Sounds like its your brothers fault for being a fag.
But I also agree that the gays need to leave. They have their own board but refuse to stay there.
>>28884466
lel good fuck you fag
>>28884466
You know you have to tell us the story now, right?
It's the least you can do...
r9k is my only friend.
>>28884359
>yfw this thread gets no replies except this
>>28884359
i'll be your friend, until the end
i'll be your, i'll be your, i'll be your, i'll be your, i'll be your, i'll be your, i'll be your, i'll be your, i'll be your, i'll be your, i'll be your, i'll be your, i'll be your, i'll be your, i'll be your, i'll be your, i'll be your, i'll be your
friend.
same here t-b-hfeelsgoodman
Any guys like sitting with their legs crossed? I always end up doing it at some point. It's comfy and feels kind of feminine!
how is it comfortable?
it feels so fucked up
ya I do this.. I'm probably gay
>>28884326
I literally can't, even when I wasn't fat I couldn't comfortably because my quads were too big.
Ask a guy who will fake his death in less than 48h anything
Should I buy Overwatch?
Objectively it looks like a solid game and a lot of my friends have it.
But my reasoning is that I promised myself that I wouldn't give a single cent to Blizzard any more.
Greentext the story, anon.
Why and how?
too original
Who macaroni and cheese here part 2
Didn't know they had chipotle style.
>>28884191
>velvetta
>eating the plastic partially hydrogenated jew
fat ass
you get your food delivered? god damn are you /Hikikomori/
>>28884191
I hope that's a care package and you're at uni, and that you don't order all your food online.
>be with girl for 2 years
>start seeing a guy on the side
>he is a NEET loser but really hot
>He fucks me everyday after work
>girlfriend loves me unconditionally
>realise my mistakes
>feel bad
what do
Are you a faggot or a roastie
Gender pls
>>28884295
bisexual male, aka faggit
What are you robots doing tonight?
>>28884174
youre mom xD
>>28884174
sleep tight porker
but i want to be blessed with death in my sleep
I'm sick so I guess playing video games for as long as I can handle that without getting motion sick or some shit and then sleeping
>retarded hobbies
I made my own card game
Post more cards pls.
get it... grill
>>28884256
best animeme
>get told to start eating healthy if i want to feel happier
>try it for a while
>takes longer than regular shit
>costs more
Does anyone have any decent stuff that doesn't take ages to cook and is suitable for a poorfag budget, if not then I might just switch to Soylent
>inb4 go to /ck/, i've been there before and beginner threads like this normally get btfo
Invest in a rice cooker. Buy zucchini and mushrooms. Chop'm up, throw it in your rice cooker along with your rice. 20-30 mins later you have food.
the healthiest diet for a poor young man is
>not eating
just don't eat! one easy step and it's free!
>>28884561
Hilarious
>>28884440
Mushrooms seem to make me sick for some reason, I make rice quite frequently though
what does /r9k/ think of romance /a/nime
Makes me feel bad that we live in a world where we can imagine these wonderful stories when reality is much less interesting and more depressing
IT bores me but then again almost everything bores me
>>28884142
the one you posted made me realize how shitty my life is
Normie here. Been lurking on 4chan for nearly two years now. AMA
Why should I ask you anything? Being a normie is nothing special, neither is being here for 2 years.
>>28884116
>You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Fuck, all variations of "reeee" that I tried were already taken.
Anyway,
REEEEEEEE
>>28884116
>im a newfag who you guys hate - give me attention!
1/10 I replied
>You will never lick her feet
Why live?
>>28884071
How does one get this fetish? Seems unpleasant.
>>28884071
your not even trying to hide the fact this is bait
>>28884071
footfags make me sick
