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>mfw in one year I managed to make out with a female friend I liked for year, fuck a 16 year teen twink model several times and get a bf from 4chan while being a 4/10 chubby, poor and bald
If I can achieve all this than so can you.
>>24735968
you forgot to add that your made a good retaliationship with your wifes son
>>24735968
But yyou are the Moon
>>24735991
I'm only 25
>>24736003
Can't you see?
>no gf
Why did god put us on this earth?
God didn't, blame your parents.
pic quite reIated, m8
God doesn't exist.
Blame your parents.
there is hope for you abominations! but first you gonna need to find some male sponsor for the surgery
disgusting
no way to know beforehand so you dont waste money on a roastbeef bitch
>>24736095
amen my brother, those god damn money leeching whores
>>24735799
>tfw roasties are so disgusting that I would rather suck dick than touch those things
How is this even possible?
Do you cry every once in a while?
I would say I cry at least once a month.
Usually because of some thought I had. I just cried today thinking what if in the new star wars movie, Luke died in the same vain as Kenobi.
He's my favorite character. I don't think I could handle it.
I used to cry a lot.
One day I thought "man crying is for fucking faggots and girls. I'm a man" and haven't cried since.
>>24735773
never cried ever
>>24735832
I think that if you're worried about what's manly, you're aren't actually manly.
if theres any women here, how did you get out of the basement using your beef curtains
>>24735657
How'd you post this with your smaller than average penis?
>>24735668
how did your cast goe as batman glider?
>>24735657
>how did you get out of the basement using your beef curtains
Does that make any sense?
>oneitis is a lesbian
I'M DUMB, SHE'S A LESBIAAAANN
GOTTA RAPE UM TO BREAK UM
>you will never be in relationship with your lesbian oneitis where she and her gf dont see you as nothing more than a sex toy
What drives Asian women to white men?
A bigger dick then a toddlers
A culture that places value on pale skin is probably a factor. Depends what kind of Asian girl I guess.
>>24735513
How big are toddlers? Seems like you would know
Who wants to learn something together?
I'm learning math and physics from the bottom up and was wondering if anyone wants to tag along?
I don't mind helping out.
If you want to try it out add me on
Skype :Rowboat1337
I do want to, but not as a group. If you don't mind me asking though, what resources are you using?
>>24735429
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/free-beginner-math-and-science-books.796227/
Khan Academy and a few books I picked up. (They're in my language though)
>>24735443
Cheers. (This is an original comment.)
Who /aneros/ here?
Have you reached the holy grail of the prostate orgasm yet?
ORIGINAL
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>>24735332
back to /lgbt/
you degenerate
>used to be able to finger my ass
>get fat
>cant even really credit card myself anymore
God damn. I needa lose some weight.
>>24735343
Prostate play is neither degenerate nor homosexual.
Please take this short poll on the current status of /r9k/ pertaining to the increase of Reddit userbase and sjw.
http://strawpoll.me/6174550
Poll here
>>24735324
Is her ass the poll? Do I press her cheeks to answer?
>>24735338
yes robot bro
who else is /numb/
how do i go back
>>24735275
I'm pretty numb to a lot of stuff
you got to find something you like and follow it, kind of gives you some reason to live
I like football and space science, I follow NASA stuff, kinda makes me feel like I'm a part of something and not a total looser with no life
>>24735319
I recently bought a bowling balll...
>>24735341
that's a start
>He doesn't let out a savage roar while wildly beating his chest with his fists
> He doesn't pant heavily and leap mightily through the air when he spots the perfect banana
> He doesn't kidnap some autist with his strong arms and beats him until he creates a special gorilla pepe
I am getting real fucking sick of these /blackfeels/ threads
ITT: God-Tier metal albums
Candlemass-Nightfall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyKi2I0m08w
>>24735222
metal isn't really good.
>metal
What am I 15?
>>24735222
Mercyful fate-dont break the oath/Melissa
Voivod - killing technology/deminsion hatross
Death - scream bloody gore/zombie ritual
Candlemass-mirror mirror/solitude
Tank-blood and honour
Helloween-keeper of the seven keys
Celtic frost-morbid tales
Bolt thrower-realm of chaos/in battle there is no law
>woman I'm fucking gets pregnant
>pressure her into getting an abortion
>she finally goes through with it
Kek
Stupid whore
Wow close call. Your life almost just ended. What were you thinking? Get a vasectomy, it's time buddy.
tips for making sure your girl doesn't get pregnant?
>>24736963
Get a condor
>has extremely limited life
>decides to use it to earn extra income instead of spending it doing things they want to do
Another day, another dollar, wagekek.
Jokes on you I took today off
>>24735135
You need money to do what you want. You're just lucky that your parents tolerate you because without them you would be living in a half way house in the ghetto with meth and crack addicts.
>not making money by doing what you want
There's more to life than video games and masturbation.
