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>cum inside pussy no condor
>don't want to go on a spree shooting anymore
>tfw I still need a condor to hover over me and help me out during sex
fsagd
>>24736559
you're trying real hard to force that meme, aren't you?
I need more of these. I'll dump some that I have too btw.
>>24736484
That's actually pretty good f am
Dumping
>>24736484
Heres a gold one senpai
>okish Singaporean girl adds me to normie book at random
>no friends in common
>white Canadian with literally no ties to Singapore
>not sure how she got me, but whatever
>she starts talking to me
>small talk at first
>says she wants to get out of Singapore
>asks what it's like in Canada to get a menial job
>tell her its easy
>talk a little more about random stuff for the next day or two, then stop talking for about a week
>she messages me at random today
>says she's bored
>i asks what she's up to
>says she's in bed
>I say I just had breakfast
>she asks what I had but became inactive shortly after
Not sure what the point of this green text is. Just had to get it out
Who cares you stupid faggot?
>>24736466
You, if you replied
I live here. The type of girl you are talking to is obsessed with western culture and secretly wishes like hell she were white.
Basically she's a whore.
>28 years old
>still have fucking acne
>at least one pimple on face at any time
>bad, dry skin usually
I don't moisturize either, guess I should start. But fucking hell that's annoying. I will never find anyone who accepts me for who I am.
>horrible acne
>do accutane
>horrible scars
>everyone's afraid of me now
it just doesn't end.
Stop drinking milk.
>>24736688
But I'm on GOMAD. I want sick gainz.
Also, what do I eat in the morning then if not cereal and milk?
Why don't you become a stoner and lift your mood?
I am one, though. I'm stalling buying weed as much as possible to save some money. I've been out for two days. Life is getting pretty terrible.
>>24736316
Was a stoner. Resulted in mood problems and shitty friends.
Been clean since March. Now I have a good paying job that drug tests, and plan on going back to school.
>>24736390
>quit smoking
>get a job
>father says he's proud of me for first time in my life
I'm going to be monitoring this thread to report illegal activity to the proper authorities
>be syrian
>26 male
>leave my war torn country cuz beta af
>angela merkel tears open europe's vagina
>enter europe
>harass women because muslim
>lift french slut's skirt
>see tattoo
>look closer
>"allahu akbar"
>Look up
>It's Assad
>He brings me back to Syria with a buttplug in my ass
>mfw
>>24736315
Get out normie, jew scum.
This why you aren't getting replies.
All religions are welcome here.
>>24737241
Fuck off, I hate Muslims, and most Jews too
>>24736315
All Assad wants is to regain control. Don't fuck with him and he won't fuck with you. He's relatively open minded, he won't kill you for your ideology. If anyone else than Assad wins, it will end like lybia or egypt. Chaos, Anarchy half the time, worse dictators than Assad other half of the time.
Fembot here. I sometimes take the semen from my brothers used condoms and freeze it to eat later. Can I get pregnant?
>>24736304
Post pics
And you can't get pregnant unless you're shoving it in your vag
Roasties be tripping dawg
>>24736304
write hello r9k on your tits and post pics
or vagina
i mean theres really no other way to prove you are telling the truth op this is the only way
What would you rather have
>skinny girl with flat chest
>chubby girl with proper tits
chubby with tits. but really only chubby. not obese
>>24736288
flat is justice
i choose flat above all
>>24736288
I want the type of girl you just posted.
That girl is as close to perfection as I've ever seen.
*ring ring ring*
*ring ring ring*
>"hey anon, what are you doing tonight im looking for a party?.....oh you're not doing anything...its friday night, why not?"
Who still uses Gingerbread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMPpMfjnn-I
>this will never happen to you
Hey, that's Alice Glass... I must be dreaming
I just found a way to use my mixed voice!! This is so exciting. I was struggling hitting a G4 just a couple days ago, now I can sing up to a C5!! Now I can sing ALL my favourite songs!
What are you currently working on? Please tell me.
Fucking your mom.
I try to bully everyone I meet, going great actually.
>>24736312
come on anon that was lame step it up u big bully
>>24736222
Talked to woman today, she said I looked like conan obrian, I looked in mirror and felt disgust. The further realization that I am an ugly little man improves my ability to put my life in perspective so I know not to even consider myself a human on equal footing with others especially the attractive women I am hopelessly infatuated with. Feels pretty shitty man, I hate myself.
is there any worse time to be a arab,indian guy ? besides right after 9/11
you indian too?
whats up my man
>is there any worse time to be a arab,indian guy ?
whilst Timur was ravaging the lands, I'd say would be a bad time to be alive, with all the burning and pillaging and raping and stuff.
>>24736120
15 more years OP. 15 more years, then the world would be ours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM
Why aren't we using old tanks for recreational travel?
>>24736075
They literally do less than half a mile per gallon.
>>24736075
You can in the UK, maybe in some states of America.
Old soviet tanks are most common, you can't in my country (Japan) though, obviously.
>>24736075
>recreational travel
They're loud, stinky and expensive.
That said, why do people bring their kids when they go on vacation?
Hey guys, I realized today Im kinda a hipster. What should I do?
Realise that you aren't a special snowflake and that you're no different to anyone else.
You should not kill yourself. You should live your life self-improving and die content with your acomplishments.im not kidding
Were you born between 1982 and 2000 aka a millenial? Then it is normal who cares
Does anyone here run into problems because they have what you could call "Resting Attracted Face?"
Most people know about "Resting Bitch Face" where your features unintentionally make you look grouchy, stuck up, and unfriendly.
I've been told I have a different kind of issue. It's hard to explain but I naturally have a kind/shy look to my face. Even when I think I'm interacting with, or even looking at, a guy in what I feel is a neutral way, they often mistake my expression as showing I'm attracted to them. Not in a lusty, aggressive way, more like a subtle bashful / warm / intrigued one.
Can anyone else relate?
I wish I had that problem.
Pic related is my resting face
I look emotionless. I also have a really good deadpan expression.
So I've been in multiple situations where I am talking with a girl, I'm being polite, and they've did or said something to try and get a reaction out of me and it's not worked.
Then they take it so fucking badly, start saying that they can tell I hate them. Make a big deal out of it and I just sit there looking indifferent which makes them look even worse. Then they start apologising. Then they never talk to me again.
I wish I were you anon. People say I always have a serious face. It's to the point where it's hard for me to smile on demand, oh well.
Why are normies so hateful, considering so much of their life has gone right? It's like everything they do is designed to make them feel better about themselves.
> tell people things you said out of context so you come off as weird
> taking your joke literally so you can look retarded
> bragging about "how busy and tired" they are while glossing over your hobbies and minor accomplishments because giving props is like having your props taken away and that's terrible
> just outright lie on you to important people in your life, from your boss to that qt you like
>>24736013
>tell people things you said out of context so you come off as weird
what did you say and how did they take it out of context?
They have to be hateful of any deviance from normalcy to maintain that normalcy.
> tell people things you said out of context so you come off as weird
> just outright lie on you to important people in your life, from your boss to that qt you like
Fuck i hate these people.
