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>Sorry Anon, I only date white guys
>>24735086
I am white. Any more excuses?
sorry anon i only date financially stable guys, who are nice to me and don't want me because I'm asian
O-oh...that's, okay. I mean, I'm sorry for asking you.proceed to go home and cry myself to sleep
Or you know what, fuck that bitch.
>you will never again click on /r9k/ and not see posts about unifeels, workfeels, relationshit advice, porn threads, sex talks, etc
>you will never again click on /r9k/ and see 200+ threads about >tfw no gf
Something must be done about these normies. Won't they get bored eventually and leave?
Where did all the bots go? Did they get gfs and become normies?
>>24735033
fuck off faggot, this is our board too
you dont like it? go to wizchan
>tfw missed the robot group suicide
>>24735040
Thankfully wizchan shuns failed normie faggots like OP who wish for a girlfriend.
Do you agree with this statement?
Pic unrelated
Of they are quiet and ugly then yeah. A nice extroverted chad will do alright
Nice guys make my fucking sick. Have some respect for yourself. Women a shit
I strongly agree. Even if they manage to "win" the girl in the end, she'll have taken literal MILES of Chad and Tyrone's cock, and will most likely kek you and/or steal money.
Just don't run the race tbqh fratelli
/r9k/ DON'T GOT BARS CUS DEY SOME CORNY ASS WHITE CRACCAS
>I usually keep the P89 with me, but if us punching degenerates into a slug fest
>I might just have to borrow the homie's P like I was taking a drug test
>I plug vets who tell they hood "flex and pull the muscle", that shit don't fly with me
>Try a G that's like Icy Hot, zero to a hunnid got your whole back feeling those fire frees
BARSS
DROPPIN 30S ON THESE NIGGAS BAKA
>>24734842
>man i go hard on this niggas like a diamond
>got hoes and weed in the whip that im ridin
>all this jewelry shiinin', it must be blindin'
/bars
Bruh i could spit some bars but only in german, english is not good enough desu. And also my voice sucks
>i squat on the ground and do a giant poo
>designated streets for me and for you
"It's a beautiful day outside. The Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these kids like you....
should be burning in Hell."
>>24734795
Dirty brother killer.
>>24734795
*You feel your sins crawling on your back*
It was nice to meet you
Goodbye
What are some jokes that normies can get? I need some good ones to hide the autism.
>>24734791
I'm still not entirely sure what "bae" means, but I know I hate the expression.
>>24734806
I'm not even American and I know it, bar= darling
Why do fish swim in schools?
Because they cant walk in school.
Who/one step closer to the edge and about to break/here?
Go to therapy OP you fucking beta loser faggot. Get a haircut. Get better clothes.
FUCK OFF.
>>24734852
I was trying to get the angry song thread started genius
>>24734765
EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND IM ABOUT TO BREAK
I NEED A LITTLE ROOM TO BREATHEEEE
CAUSE IM ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND IM ABOUT TO
-BREAK-
>want to get oil changed at place
>car is overwhelmed in garbage
>mcdonalds bags all over
>literally cant see through back window because garbage piled up
Not sure why I care when I go to mcdonalds 2 times a day without giving a fuck what they think, but for some reason Mechanics seem like the type of people to make fun of me.
Pic unrelated, It's some fat girl I played CSGO with and got nudes out of.
>>24734741
i would rather not have nudes of her, fucking disgusting.
you sound like a worthless piece of shit too
>>24734741
Comfirm that she's at least 18 and post more!
>>24734741
This bitches name isnt valerie is it
Am I the only one who's happy that eggfag has been BTFO lately?
>hyped eggman's phone is being turned off and can't shitpost here until he goes back to wagekeking
>>24734712
nope not just you. something about seeing idiots get btfo is just so pleasurable.
Where does eggman live? He could hang out with me in Chicago...
>>24734712
>getting this butthurt about eggy
butthurt roastie from pic detected
anyone else here /ptsd/
I'm having a hard time knowing how to deal with the future when I expect the past to haunt me forever, as it has made me the person here today.
I recently quit smoking weed and I'm finding it difficult to find a reason to bother to keep going.
On top of that I made a normiebook comment critiquing a feminist and the brigade of normie women just jumped on me and harassed me calling me a rude misogynist and I'm not feeling very liked right now.
>>24734707
>somehow is unaware of how shit the western society is
>decide to put his life on the line
>in doing so, actually experience how the real world is and how removed from reality western perspectives are
I feel sorry for vets desu, purpose in life destroyed
daily reminder OP, society is just a shitty meme
This post is making me suffer pretty bad
>>24734792
my ptsd is family related and significantly more pathetic than going to war and killing people and seeing people get killed.
DUDE THE SJW BOOGEYMAN AND BEING CONTRARIAN LMAO
I blame IA for everything that happened.
/v/ was shit long before GG happened though.
>>24734525
>tfw /v/ is shit
>tfw no place to discuss video games
>>24734525
Kek
This comment is not original
>she bites her nails
>listens to nigger music
>has a tumblr account
>is therefore an active sjw sperg
>has multiple social media accounts
>takes a shit ton of selfies
>likes clubbing
>talks like really? ugh whatever
>dresses like a whore
>>24734454
I didn't realize you had red flags for girls you orbit.
>>24734454
>Beggars
>Choosers
Pick one.
>has a worthless degree
>works in the public sector
>does not have red hair
Who /disappointed_and_upset/ here?
>be me
>have algebra-1 exam
>study whole night before the exam
>slept only for 4 hours that night
>there's this theorem which has a very high chance of being asked to prove in exam
>do the proof numerous times myself at home
>go to exam
>see question paper. that question came
>jackpot.png
>realize that the proof is rather long, so decide to do it afterwards
>exam duration is 2 hrs
>I'm slow, so I take some time to do the problems
>later ask the examiner how much time do I have left
>10 minutes
>fuck.exe
>still have like 25% of paper left to do
>couldn't manage time to write the proof of the theorem I mentioned
>mfw I didn't have enough time to complete
>mfw doing that problem would've been the difference between passing and failing the exam
>>24734393
>studying
>calls himself a robot
>>24734458
>thinking that only worthless neetkeks are true robots
>>24734393
>algebra-1
Underage b&
sage and report
>be somewhat of a normie
>start new job
>no one knows my name for 2 months
>now get invited to xmas party
>its Hawaiian themed (theres snow outside wtf)
>have nothing in common with anyone
>i wont be able to join conversation
>on the upside; free food and booze
>now i know how most of you on here feel
God damn man, i thought yall were overreacting, but its a really awkward situation.
So should I go and try to have a good time?
What would you robots do?
>now robots wont even reply to my thread
fuck. the struggle is real
anyone wanna chime in on this
Stop being a fucking pussy and looking for an excuse. Go to the party and get fucked up and hopefully fuck something human
>Go to make breakfast
>Someone is in the kitchen already
>Everyone should be asleep still
>Living with others
Nor-meme
>>24734330
>Living by yourself is less normie than living with your family
Go back to reddit.
>>24734353
>Not living off NEET/Autismbux
Nor-meme
