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>tfw ordering pizza 2 days in a row
guys im nervous as fuck what if the delivery guy is the same?
will he think im a freak
speaking as someone who delivered pizzas
Yes. we will judge you based on what, how much and how often you order. As well as things like how poor you might be, your physical appearance, how much you tip. etc...
Half of the time spent in store is dishing on all the weirdos you meet.
Fear not my dear friend
I'm a pizza guy, so I deliver pizzas, we're cool
We will deliver your pizza no matter what
Someone gotta do it you know
The pizzas ain't gonna go alone to your house cuz they need me
>>27216099
No, he will think you didn't know cooking
How do I get a cute trans gf?
>>27215740
Why not cut out the middleman and get a female?
If you get a trans "gf", he'll have a meltdown if you touch his penis during sex.
>>27215777
Cis women are disgusting.
>>27215740
Tinder.
They're seriously all over that shit.
I see at least one per day while swiping.
The last thread died. I thought of a poem in the mean time, though:
There is a black field
Burned down
Next to it a house
Also burned down
A cat went out of it and whisper'd in my ear:
Why do you fear, what you must not fear?
>>27215631
originalbloxbloxbloxbloxblox
origami repasta
I came as quickly as I could
Would you date a Muslim Arab girl if you got the chance?
>>27215526
6102
Dating
Muslims
it's like you want to be beheaded senpai
>tfw no qt arab refugee gf
>>27215526
Seriously wicked asses usually, so yeah maybe
>tfw you find your psychologist on kikebook
>she's a Stacy married to a Chad
How are they meant to help when they have no way of relating to us?
Psychology is a meme profession which sets to give advice or validation to stupid people incapable of introspection.
>>27215411
tell us about how you have life figured out yet browse /r9k/
>>27215359
if you're a guy you should never have a female psychologist
>female psychologist for males
when will this meme end
>tfw getting strong urges to rape a women
>they grow stronger everyday
>nearly 22 still a virgin, KHV.
>heart pounds when i g to the shopping centre and see a girl which juicy thighs in shorts or a tight skirt
>think about following her to a car and knocking her out
>and not being able to resist i take her clothes off while she son the floor and start fucking her as hard as i can.
i dont know how much more i can handle this robots. It's not fair it's like they are teasing me.
I want their wet hole, i fucking want it and i want to fuck it.
>>27215290
Justs beeeeeeez yourself fampai.
>>27215290
See a prostitute.
Why are you stupid OP ?
>>27215301
If i be my self i will do it.
>What's the problem anon? We're in the beach, aren't you gonna take off your shirt?
>>27215076
No thanks. My tits are bigger than yours.
>>27215076
In this weather? It's a bit chilly.
>>27215076
Yeah sure, no problem.
*takes off shirt*
*catches femanon slyly glancing at my physique*
ITT Times you/someone else showed your/their power level.
>be me just now
>downloading sfm 'cause i have upgraded my computer recently and want to give it a try
>younger normie brother bursts in the room
>ARE YOU DOWNLOADING?
>why?
>IM LAGGING ON XBOX IM TRYNA PLAY COWADOOTY
>yea im downloading
>LET ME SEE
>WOW UR DOWNLOADING AND IT SAYS ITS GONNA TAKE ANOTHER 17 MINUTES!!!
>WHY DO YOU NEED SFM ANYWAY
>explain i wanna try it cause i have a good pc now
>he leaves, realize he said "sfm" and not source film maker.
>now i know he has fapped to sfm porn before
ayy lmao
Or he's 13 and seen all the dumb videos on Youtube made with it. It's this decade's GMod.
>>27214880
22 with a gf and normie as fuck.
>>27214900
Okay then he's 22 and has seen the videos.
You know sfm porn is not the only way to be exposed to it?
>flaccid dick is 4 cms long
>erect it's 16 cms
What the fuck, how can it grow so much
Can we please have before and after pics? I'm a dick scientist.
I'm in the same situation, but 14cms erect. I've discovered with great pleasure a couple of month ago that there are growers and showers. We are showers you faggot.
>>27215072
Yes, but how is it possible to grow that much?
Femanon here, why do you guys hate women?
I'm 19 and a virgin, I don't fit the stereotype that you guys always go on about and most of my friends group consists of nerdy guys and gamers (no chads that is always implied). I spend the majority of my day painting, playing runescape (not training cooking) posting here and listening to music. I don't go out and club with other girls and prefer to play games with my friends. I stream league on and off with a low viewer count around 50s and don't go out much. I've never had a real relationship with a guy but thats mainly because there's no one that feels that way about me, the only time I enjoy going out is shopping, my friends buy me a lot of things and I know one of them has always liked me (I don't date him because he's the same height as me and is unfit).
Am I not allowed to not date people I don't find attractive?
Why is this board so misogynistic, I thought you guys wanted a relationship.
>femanon here
How about you stop being a whiny faggot and just spam post your husbando like all the reasonable posters here
>>27214411
I'll bite. The answer is simple: We have already given up. We're corpses that pretend to live. If required, we fool people we're trying to fulfill our "obligation" to society that is procreation.
There is no happiness at the end of it.
>>27214411
Why do you hate men? Every femanon I've met is literally just as bitter as the stereotypical robot and spews all of the femanon memes. You are literally as bad as an average robot, it's incredible.
How to stop obsessively thinking about a woman?
>>27214263
>>27214263
kill yourself rofl
>>27214263
>>27214263
end your life lmao
>>27214285
>>27214299
Surely there is another way
I vowed to end all magic, that none may suffer the torments of the Dead God's Wand.
>>27214234
What's up, dudester?
>>27214234
Over my dead body, Nigger.
THOSE WHO LIVE BY THE WAND, SHALL DIE BY MY BLADE
>one chance in life
>born in the southern-hemisphere
this i just want it to snow on christmas
>one chance at life
>born black in a white country
>single mother
Australia and New Zealand seem pretty damn nice, at least the areas that aren't already colonized by chinks.
>>27213992
You'd rather be born in a black country? Don't be delusional.
Mentally ill NEET living with his mom here.
I have been getting really invested into the idea of making a game and be "self employed ". In fact I cancel all my appointments at the job centre(I just ignored the appointment) and thought to myself that being self employed is the only way since I will never be able to keep up with the regular working hours of a job, since I cant sleep + internet addiction + mental illness.
Now I know this was a pretty stupid and realistically I knew from the start that this would end in disaster, it just felt like my last hope.
I don't know what to do. I just got really invested into this but it doesn't seem to go anywhere in the near future
If working at Mcdonalds is too difficult for you, maybe starting and running your own business is a little optimistic.
Download Gamemaker and do some tutorials.
It's not hard.
>>27214007
I have been making some money selling content over the internet before, it just took more than a year building it up and I neglected it soon after.
>>27214009
I do know how to use Unity and Unreal and how to program and stuff and I made some game, it's just not in a state I would be able to get money from it, if anything it's a demo.
I'm looking to buy this jacket, I think it looks good but I just noticed it looks like a fucking trench coat. Is this fedora tier? Is this good taste? Would it look good on a robotic lanklet like me?
>posted earlier about having money and still being a khv
>people said get nice clothes and confidence
>working on the clothes now
It looks retarded bro. Why do you wann be seen in public wearing something that looks like it came out of a low budget sci fi?
>>27213925
I could sharpen my kitchen knives on that edge
>>27213925
Yeah... that's only going to work if you're model tier attractive, so i would probably look into something else.
