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Who was/is your 3d waifu r9k?
Mine was Ellen Page..but.
>ywn an ellen page
My waifu is 2d now.
Bjork
robo
>>27209429
Mia sand thread? Mia Sand thread!
Ellen Page is an anorexic SJW shit
>>27209473
She looks like Miranda Cossgrove crossed with Stoya
Insult everyone in this thread.
I love you OP
*smooches on the cheek, then blushes a vibrant red color* :33
>>27209426
>Insult everyone in this thread.
ok you guys can start with me
SUCK.
>You wake up and find you're being given involuntary sex reassignment surgery so you can better service the underground ring of sexual predators who had you kidnapped and added to their collection of human fucktoys
How do you respond?
cuntboys are my fetish, so i would try it out, but i would probably end up killing myself.
>>27209498
>cuntboys
What the fuck is wrong with you? That's the worst of both worlds.
>>27209377
When do I get paid?
Anyone else up really early today?
It's 5:17 in Germany.
>>27209248
>get up early because of alarm
>can't get out of bed
>try to stay awake by keeping eyes wide open
>doesn't work
>go back to sleep
>wake up in the afternoon
just
>>27209248
it's only 9:20pm here in the states but I'm here to post a few comfy pictures
>>27209248
Where is this? Bligigy blogogy
>he doesn't have a trustfund
Yeah, my parents are financial failures who fucked up way too many times as well as got unlucky with business decisions. Now the family has nothing and is in debt.
I bet if my parents business ventures ended up being successful that I'd most likely be a normie.
I have something even better, loving parents who care about my education :^)
>>27209214
how much is yours?
80k reporting
Anyone here ever had a hands free orgasm?
How'd you do it? Did you use hypnosis?
>>27208912
i was looking into doing this too, but it turns out the guys doing this have a dildo in their butt.
The first time I came I was 12-13 and was grinding against my bed, when I came I didn't know what happened.
>>27208912
Just on a dream, once.
There are posters on this board who unironically believe all that racist, misogynist, homophobic, and right-wing shit we spew. Are these guys fucking morons or something? Worst yet, I've met females on this board who actually think feminism has "gone too far" or some stupid shit like that. I've met blacks on this board who believe racism doesn't exist anymore. Are you all fucking retarded?
>>27208885
>>>/pol/
You missed your containment board
I unironically believe it. Why shouldn't I?
>>27208899
>he hasn't been red pilled yet.
What does she have that I don't?
>>27208844
she has a shitty personality, vapid tastes, low self esteem, and a pandering attitude
>>27208844
hey fellow robots, lets use this thread to discuss something constructive
how can we inhibit or reverse the recent trend of a shit ton of girls here making girl threads and posting dumb girl shit? fembot feels do not exist, these threads should not be here, is there anything that you or I could to cull these threads and the idiots that make them?
>>27208844
Same here femanon
I just want him to be with me but I fucked up and now he's with an older woman who gives him something I could never give him.
I would try to make him happy. He's the only one I like, dare I say love, and I'd devote myself to him. I think about him all the time.
Dicklets, how do you rationalize having a small dick?
Bear in mind, the global average is 6 inches.
>tfw 7.5"
Too big to fill most, I think. Wouldn't mind going down an inch.
>>27208838
What the fuck do you mean "rationalize"?
>implying I choose to be 5 in
>>27208919
You're right, I should've asked how do you justify having a small dick.
Actively choosing to be a dicklet when things like jelqing and bathmates exist is kind of pathetic.
Who /ducks/ here?
Ducks are cute
>>27208787
>tfw child voice actress was murdered by her father
honestly feels bad man
this is my favorite sitting duck
just
waiting
to
get
butchered
>>27208787
>tfw ducks in backyard
>tfw no sapatos breaking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, kotse fixing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
please stop making this thread
filipinas are gross in person
>>27208773
You have been trying to force this meme into existence for a very long time, please stop.
>sapatos breaking
xddddd my le sides that leaves kabayo riding and duwende stomping, subbed!
>tfw dead end night shift wage slaving
It's getting very cold
Did not mean to post sideways
>mfw I accepted a 11PM to 7AM shift next week
I have no idea what to expect. I've pulled dozens of all nighters before, but if I don't get enough caffeine or I just fall asleep, it could be my job.
On the same boat, if I want any progress, I need to take shifts like this.
Night shift is the best man.
>tfw no traffic
>tfw normies are all in bed and coworkers are based night people
>tfw get to sleep all day
>he doesn't have sideburns
I mean come on. It's 2016. Sideburns are going to be the next big thing for robots. I mean, if you don't have sideburns, there's a 100% chance you are neurotypical, and in turn, a normalfag.
Not having sideburns is basically as normal as having sex.
Why don't you have sideburns yet?
Why are you here when you look like a 10/10 male model?
>>27208569
He's an attention whore in constant need of validation.
>>27208569
Because
1. I don't, you're being an exaggerating memer
2. I don't need succubi
3. Shitposting is a form of escapism which I can't seem to drop, even though I need to.
Are furries mainstream now? Will their furfag degeneracy be acceptable after their flagship piece of propaganda made it big?
Furries will likely never become mainstream. Not in any if our lifetimes, anyway.
The hips on that rabbit though
>"This is the beginning of a furry mainstream." says increasingly nervous closet neckbeard for the millionth time in 88 years
I thought guys who wear fedoras dont get girls?
>>27208416
That's his mom
>nintendo section
They don't. That's a trilby.
