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Staceys getting what they deserve (Death)
>Can I borrow your car daddy to go see chad?
1/2 (Take this stacey)
>>27212495
Bazingu
/britfeel/
Glucose levels are COMPLETELY fucked edition
How does being diabetic have anything to do with being British?
im confus
Good morning. Shlomo here. What are you doing for your shekels today?
Why don't you fucking autists go to /int/?
Nobody on this board likes you. We all hide your thread. We all think you're obnoxious. We all want you to leave. Don't you get that? Nobody is laughing at your "clever British wit", you just come off as huge fucking twats.
>playing vidya in my room
>little sister knocks on the door
>"can I hang out with you?"
>tell her sure
>she snuggles up next to me
>I can feel the soft warmth of her neck on mine
>I stop playing as I inhale the scent of her hair
>I can feel our heartbeats
>it feels like they're synchronized as I close my eyes and feel a moment of intense peace and comfort
>"EEWWW I can feel your heartbeat!"
>she checks instagram until she leaves
>>27212213
THAT'S IT!
THAT"S THE FEELING!
Like this gif of spiraling motion, you use your own energies to channel it upwards until the spiraling straightens out and pulls your rotation into a balanced line, like a coil.
Then maintain it, and for long enough that image of the rippling on the skin is EXACTLY what it fucking feels like.
They said meditation was bullshit, I believed them at first.
>>27212213
Also that sounds like a terrible feel.
>>27212213
>tfw no imouto
the worst feel
>no itouto
>no aniki
>no onee-san
also bad feels
>tfw imagine something funny and start imagining I'm laughing about it with other people
>grinning and laughing out loud with the people in my head
>realize I've been spaced out for five minutes
Am I insane or is this common?
>>27212152
I have silent hours long conversations in my head that are so hard to break out of I can't get work done.
Kill me
Shits probably normal, i do it all the time.
>>27212152
>>grinning and laughing out loud with the people in my head
>>realize I've been spaced out for five minutes
Those people are usually "people" from here I imagine.
Feels thread
Hugbox thread
NICEPOSTING
https://discord.gg/0tNE5JMs8exoA47h
We have a discord!! Join and chat with fellow lonely anons!
>>27212150
Fuck you
Bbbbboolljgdyid
>>27212300
;__;7
sorry matey
didnt mean to
>>27212150
GET PREGNANT NITORI
Do you hate Reddit for a legit reason or because thinking for yourself is too hard? I want to know who's a complete faggot retard and who actually thinks.
>>27212147
I havent really ever bothered giving reddit a chance so really I don't have an opinion on it, so I just participate in the meme and pretend to hate reddit
>>27212147
I don't hate Reddit. I think I speak for everyone who doesn't have a blind hatred for it when I say that it's not a bad thing, it's just something to make fun of because of so many normies and general tryhard idiots. I think it's a good site.
"Reddit is where stupid people go to act smart. 4chan is where smart people go o act stupid." -Anon
I don't like the thread system for comments. You have to reply to an individual comment or start a new comment thread. I prefer the method of 4chan's threads, where you can just click on the post number to quote multiple anons in a single post and new posts show up in order as they are posted, whether they are quoting someone or not. That's how I grew up on traditional message boards.
Also, upvoting is awful.
Lets talk about bigger freaks and weirdos than ourselves for our own amusement and mockery.
Starting this off with some Nick Nickles, who is currently in jail for molesting his sister. I don't have the chat logs that got him arrested, but i do have some of that sick bastard's greatest tweets.
>>27212033
His personal hygiene is unlike any other.
>>27212043
He hates water, showering, brushing his teeth, and wiping his ass, due to a "water phobia." This has resulted in his teeth rotting out of his goddamned head and a constant smell of shit, since he never wipes, and only "air dries."
>>27212071
Also he plays with his own shit, eats it, has a scat fetish, and tried to use it as a defense when accused of molesting his sister, reasoning "I cant moletst my sister, my fetish is poop, and i have the stains on the walls and my unwashed ass to prove it" or words to that effect.
Thinking of nail clipping these bad boys off. Should I go ahead or not? It's unbearable.
JESUS CHRIST NO OP
I had those and tried to take them off with a razor. Didn't hurt much at first but then I cut them off and it was agony and I was bleeding like fuck.
>>27211931
Do they go away?
I have a very strong feeling you're going to regret it, anon.
>see cute girl passing by
>give her a compliment
>instant regret
>shit why did I do that?
>she's going to yell at me for objectifying her now
>bet she'd be all over Chad if he gave her a compliment
>she doesn't yell at me
>instead she smiles, says "thanks", and walk away with a spring in her step
I think I need to get away from the internet more often
and you didn't even fuck her you cuck?
>>27211842
I agree, but remember
Dont be fooled by their smiles, quirkiness, and lies.
It's how they reel every guy in.
I did the same thing this week. Complimented her on her shirt and she gave me a huge smile, and she has perfect teeth. I acted like a beta nice guy but it still made me feel good.
Who /nofriends/ here?
Anyone actually have friendships?
Please teach me and answer my autistic questions.
No one messages me or seems to notice when I'm gone. So say you hung out with a person and they like you enough to see you another time or at least said so. Is starting a friendship like creating perpetual motion or do you roll it up and down a hill like Sisyphus?
Are you supposed to message them every single time? Is there something wrong if they don't go out of their way to message you but you message them?
Do people actually hang out with lots of friends during the week even with work and responsibilities?
Does a friendship ever feel natural or automatic?
>>27211963
Of course, that is how most friendships are made I assume. I remember when I first met my (former) best friend was on the bus and he just sat next to me and we started talking about shit. But once people get older they rarely do such things.
ITT: top husbandos
I'll start
BUMP POST HUSBANDOS OR ILL DO NOTHING
>>27211754
You again, senpai?
look at this precious, game over
>>27213021
Me again, I'm here to forget my troubles and post my glorious husbando
Sad self bump
This is a statement I just saw on a thread about porn on /fit/:
>If you masturbate to other men fucking a woman you want to have sex with you are a cuckold.
I genuinely have no counterarguments to this reasoning, and now I don't think I want to watch straight porn anymore. Thoughts /r9k/?
>>27211669
Watch lesbian and masturbation instead then? There's plenty of kinds of porn out there.
Go to stories and more importantly fap less often and use your imagination more
>>27211713
I can't get off to solo/lesbian shit.
My loophole is hentai but sometimes that gets boring.
Stop caring about women so much and focus on yourself. Build some self esteem.
Care about what you think of yourself, not what others think of you.
I always hate how people will ignore good advice and call it meme advice "be yourself" yeah it's not really helpful but it's honestly not that hard to find someone who will at least tolerate you.
>Care about what you think of yourself
The problem with caring is that, if it's something you can't change, that hope eventually becomes your worst enemy.
>>27211639
The problem isn't finding somebody who'll tolerate you, but somebody you can also tolerate :^)
Australia thread. Where the kangaroo fuckers at?
>>27211536
Would others agree that this is a particularly normie country? I would have been better suited it the bland bleakness of the uk
>>27211571
>Would others agree that this is a particularly normie country
lol no.
This country has the same ratio of normies than any other country. Lived in the UK too. Just as bad there.
Has anyone else here fucked Cindy?
This is the shit we black guys have to deal with. Faggots like this guy setting the standard for 12in dicks
http://www.shesfreaky.com/video/latina-taking-the-dick-63558.html
>>27211505
>people like this exist
why even life
she can't even take the whole thing. she's barely handling half of it.
>>27211505
DAUYMN!
