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Hey anon, don't forget about me
>>29268771
he is not impressive, he deserves to be forgotten
>>29268930
i beg to differcolor me original
>>29268930
He was an original though.
OWN UP TO WHAT YOU SAY
if you complain about being a virgin you NEED to learn to settle or you have no right to complain.
When I see guys on here complaining that they don't have sex but they say they would never have sex with a "fatty" makes me sick.
BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS. Same goes for the "fembots here".
If the fucking Elephant Man wants to fuck you and you turn em down, you're no robot... No true robot would EVER turn down sex.
>>29268764
What if I was molested as a chlid and I can't be touched without having a complete panic attack and that's what rendered me robotic in the first place
This thread is fucking stupid you should feel bad
>>29268764
Then why do "fatties" and single moms reject me or ghost me when I try to date them?
Checkmate normie
>>29268764
I got two offers in my entire lifetime. One was last week from an alcoholic 300lb+ landwhale covered in tattoos with 4 biracial kids all with different fathers. The other was from tranny that passes as a 5/10 girl that I know.
I don't drink alcohol, go to the gym 6 days a week, and eat completely different then the landwhale. Our lifestyles are completely incompatible for dating. Of course I said no. Saying I can't be a chooser when my only option was a person with a lifestyle that is in no way compatible with mine is completely ridiculous.
Let's talk for a minute. Where do you stand in life philosophy, how is our existence an inevitable;e effortless spurt of energy that only affects ourselves and nothing of importance. Or do you beleave that it's all "for something". I think the most we can get out of life is personal growth, and as humans, that should be every single person's objective. To grow from experience. What do you think?
i have a theory but I cant put it into words because its just my interpretation of my experiences
in short, i believe that life as we know is indeed a simulation, and everything we know on a micro and macro scale is just a series of inputs and outputs
>>29268711
ok, when you say "we", do you mean as an individual or as a community; as a country or Earth
>>29268689
I think we are put here to suffer and when you die it all repeats again yet you will never know it or just know enough to expect it.
Why aren't high-IQ humans considered another species? They should be, they are completely different to low IQ people. They have so much more personality and life to them, and they accomplish so much more. I feel like just an empty shell that can only consume (what they produce).
>>29268683
thats who it is huh. thats the ppl that arent fukkboring like u. yea superhi-iq makes u ultra fun just watch beauty&thegeek. yea they're the fuken life-a the party. yea no cant be any-the-hell-one with a remotely kewl career, none of which you've ever fukken met. yea no it's gotta be the smart ppl. yea those niggas that got the rite answers on their s.a.t.'s. yea what a rip roarin good time. u mite be doopdumb but ur also just plain un talented and thats the real rub here , bucko. get talented & quit groveling, dirtfrog!
>>29268727
Please dont ever post here again, that was painful to read.
>>29268683
Because intelligence is a multifaceted thing that is extremely difficult to definitively explain. You can be an absolute genius in one area and completely retarded in another. The amount of people whose intelligence is ridiculously high in a great multitude of areas are so rare they're an anomaly.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
IT IS STORY TIME mostly cuz I'm banned from the chatsite I usually go to for reasons that will become apparent probably maybe
>25 now
>ran away from home at 11
>began to live with estranged father at 12
>father has PTSD and psychotic tendencies
>stay away from drugs out of fear that father will find out and beat me
>afraid to brings friends from school over
>afraid to ask girls out because they would have to come over at some point
>stop talking for months at a time
>turn 16
>start going to friends' houses and convincing them to go out vandalizing stuff
>get arrested for smashing up a car
>don't get charged
>father picks me up from police station
>life becomes a living nightmare
>have first suicidal thoughts
>turn 18
>start doing heroin, literally the first drug I ever touched
>get bad into it
>turn 19
>graduate high school and move to Utah
>kick heroin
>start living good life
>good job
>good place to live
>start losing my mind
>start hallucinating (voices, seeing little pixie people everywhere, etc)
>start believing things that clearly can't be reality but are very convincing
>think about suicide at least once a day
>turn 22
>can't afford to live on my own any more
>move in with (ex)stepfather
>get into fistfight with him
>homeless
>get in contact with mother
>she sends money to come back to my hometown in Ohio
>drive home
>arrive at new home
>go out with friends that night
>back on heroin
>turn 23
>HA HA HA HA IT IS TIME FOR FULL BLOWN PSYCHOTIC BREAKS
>hold down 3 jobs while maintaining a $1000/week habit and a blooming psychosis that gets worse with each passing week
>turn 24
>regularly engage in self-harm and attempt suicide via drug OD several times
>OD 13 times in total, multiple instances of waking up in hospitals/ambulances
to be continued HA HA HA. I know nobody's gonna read this but hey, I might as well give it a shot.
nobody cares
Oregano post robohomo
>>29268664
>OD 13 times
>go to the psych ward for fucking my hand up with a hunting knife (pic related)
>move out of my mother's
>move in with a good friend
>cut down massively on heroin use
>almost clean
>working in a factory
>nigger walks up to me and offers to sell me dope
>break down and buy some
>get high in the bathroom
>crush hand in welding gun
>drug tested
>fired
>go to the psych ward again for suicidal behavior (read: hanging off of a bridge from a streetlamp by my feet)
>get out
>move back in with mother
>totally clean off heroin
>NEET
>months pass
>get job at a casino
>psychosis kept in check by powerful antipsychotics and mood stabilizers
>job is a nightmare of getting screamed at by strangers every day
seriously, fuck customer service anything.
>go to the psych ward again for telling a doctor that was about to put me into a partial hospitalization program that I hadn't stopped thinking about suicide or self destructive behavior for so long that it's basically become my identity and the only reason I haven't killed myself yet is I just haven't been successful yet
>get out
>hardly in touch with reality at all
>consider myself basically immortal from all the times I almost died
>get back on heroin
>really losing my mind despite meds
>finish destroying any ounce of respect or trust I had with literally anybody
>OD and wake up in an alleyway covered in a sheet
>realize it's the closest I've ever been to death
>decide to turn life around
>kick heroin via suboxone, NA, IOP
>fix many broken relationships
>stop taking meds because, hey, fuck it, they aren't doing anything anyway
>turn 25
>wake up in psych ward
>took there from work
>total psychotic break
>get out
>try to go back to work
>can't without a note from psych doctor
>psych doctor wants to put me in 7 hour daily classes for months before I can get back to work
>lose job
>stop taking meds again
>have constant mood swings
>spells of utter psychosis (hallucinations, erratic and unpredictable behavior, obvious craziness)
What gift should I get my dad for Father's Day?
I've never done anything for the guy before and all the places I look say dumb memes like "lol just get him a power drill and steak".
He's pretty old so I doubt he has use for the drill
pls, /r9k/
I really need help
get him an amazon gift card 25-50$ easy peasy
Gift card is good. How much do you want to spend? Maybe get him a new phone if you want to spend a lot.
fembots, is it true you all want chad? even though you're butt ugly
No, I'm hopelessly in love with Adam Lanza. No man that isn't my manza could make me happy
>>29268619
what if they took his brain and stuck it in the body of a fat robot?
>>29268478
yes desu
i wouldnt mind a "le nice guy" to constantly tell me im pretty and shit though
I just spent about four and a half hours masturbating. Who /contemplatingsuicide/ here?
The only time I ever did that was on adderall. Are you coming down? Maybe that's why you're suicidal.
>>29268479
Nothing like that. Just got home from work, thought I'd take a quick peek at a website, thinking I'd just look for a few minutes, and I started fapping. I now sit in a puddle of sweat thinking about all the time I wasted and how disgusting I really am.
>>29268537
Damn. You must be getting pretty good at it. Do you think you could eventually offer your services professionally and make a career out of it?
>H-hey anon... Want to go out on a date? I'll understand if I'm not your type. It happens a lot to me...
How do you respond?
I pull out one of my earbuds and ask "sorry - what was that?"
>>29268396
"Oh, well okay. We get along really well, why not? Let's see how it goes. Where were you thinking?"
With a hug and a kiss on the forehead, I whisper into her earfine, but you have to be side bitch. I have a reputation to uphold.
Believe it or not, most of you had the chance to actually be in a relationship but didn't take it. Explain.
>>29268392
Yeah I had two "options". An obese tattooed alcoholic single mother with 4 biracial kids asked me out last week. The other option was a tranny who passed as 5/10 girl. Every female I asked out rejected me.
I had a chance, a qt came on hard but you know what I choked every time she talked to me . She gave up. Fml
She was short and ugly.
Im stoned so entertain me
>>29268353
I am stoned as well and all I have to say is fuck-a you
t. Stoned Mario ~~
are you trying to be funny or what?
IM A PEEEENCIIIILL PEEENNNIIISSS MAAANNN
Ask a robot who experienced tripping on mdma for the first time anything.
Compare to lsd
>>29268367
Never had lsd man, so hard to get around here I really want some.
>>29268276
how strong is the euphoria bro? Are you tripping alone at home?
>tfw no sanctimonious bf
>>29268258H>>29268258
Hi, I'm vegan
Why did I ever start coming here
It's literal temptation every day. Is this hell?
I would be ur sanctimonious bf op ;(
>>29268258
If a girl even looked like tomoko I think I'd literally kill to have her. /autism
Memes aside, has anyone here actually been cucked?
I wonder if that is what drives some of the bitterness toward women on this board.
>>29268233
whats the real definition of cucked anyway?
your gf cheats on you and you say its ok? nobody fucking does that.
but yeah plenty people had their gf cheat on them
>>29268233
Except they're the kind that takes cuck to mean interested in someone other than them, not the fetish.
>>29268233
I cheated on my ex, and she admitted that the thought of me fucking another girl turned her on. Ended up breaking up for other reasons a while after that though
Sex isn't real.
Think about it. Have you ever seen it in person?
>>29268223
Do women even have vaginas? As far as I know, they use CGI pussies in porn.
>>29268223
saw my mom with a man that wasn't my father.
>tfw got really high one day and came to the conclusion that my life is just a test simulation where the only way to pass it and move on to paradise is to have sex with a girl
Had a pretty hearty kek about it afterwards
