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Find a flaw, /r9k/.
The bombs
hit himself in the nose with the shotgun
if he was wearing a white hat, he would be chad
Chad bingo time.
>you'll never be Chad
Template desu senpai fuck gook shit
>>29265752
I match template
fuck the robot
original origami
It's foolish to run away as a NEET right?
At almost 20 I'm tired of being a burden on my parents (who have a front like could care less about my unemployment/leech lifestyle). I could really just pack my bag with the essentials, the scarce amount of money I have and my sketchbooks and just leave. I wouldn't have to submit them to being reminded that every day their failure dropout of a son lives upstairs and is parasitic about their money to go do stupid shit that I don't need.
>Just get a job!
Not an option.
My (small) state is known for their homeless epidemic but I'd try not to be too much of a bother. I've had this fantasy of just dropping everything and turning my back on my issues because it seems much easier. And if for some reason things don't work out (how can they not work out when you hit rock bottom?) I'd just off myself and that would be it.a world devoid on one less degenerate, what a tragedy
I also have a rudimentarytulpaso I would be kept company.
I'd eat by going to the bake shop and asking what they'd be throwing away for the day.
who else /homelessfantasy/ here?
Of course it would be foolish. It's a fantasy and it's probably the closest you'll come to death. I can't say I don't think about it though.
if I were to do it, I would have a plan to fall back on: preferrably a cyanide sudoku pill or something.
>>29265637
I mean at this point I wouldn't care. I wouldn't want my parents to see my body in that case.
>>29265580
running away implies someone will miss you
you are just moving out, like a fucking 20yr old should
have you ever been in a situation where you'd never see your oneitis again?
My onetisis is married
Not really my "oneitis" anymore, but I do consider her one of the last women in my life I'm still genuinely interested in.
She lives in another country now, idk when she's coming back again.
>>29265628
Your first sentence, i can relate to that.
ITT we list the fantasies we use to jerk off. Not just sad cum levels but the kind that make your dick explode from how awesome it is. I'll start
Lesbian futanari facesitting BBW teacher threesome
Professional, educated, empowered women that beg or pay to be degraded by Chads or blacks. HNNNG.
>>29265368
Addendum, they have to say mean things to me when they sit on my face
>>29265368
Anal-only sex. There's something about how primal and hedonistic that is in doujins and the like.
If women don't like girly men why is kpop so popular?
>>29265293
What the fug is kpop
>fuck google i asked YOU
>>29265293
Girly men are becoming the new masculinity.
pic related is becoming the new effeminate gay looking man
>>29265317
Korean pop music
https://youtu.be/KSH-FVVtTf0
Should the government provide NEETs with free gfs?
Like, female felons? As punishment?
Oh, maybe prisoners of war too?
>>29265189
only qt3.14's as well and yes we should be provided with gf's why don't we already do this
>>29265295
No, like actual women.
Everyone gets a virgin gf and women get no rights.
Yes this should be a law, it should be a right for every man to have a government assigned gf.
weather you like her or not is irrelevant you gotta learn to love your assigned gf and she has to learn to love you, cheating is punishable by death.
>Sitting at the based Jefferson memorial
>Fucking 40 loud highschool/camp trip comes violating this scared place.
>Chads and stacies staring at me in disgust me sitting on one of the benches inside the memorial.
I can't even reeenjoy with America's founding fathers in peace any more.
>>29265187
>come home after being bullied non-stop in every class
>want to play some CS:GO to make my menial life a little better
>this happens
https://youtu.be/OZya0mZR49s
JUST
>>29265187
>squatting at the based jefferson memorial
>fucking 40 loud enclave/military comes violating the sacred place
>chads and stacies in power armor shooting at me in disgust me standing outside purification chamber
I can't even enjoy purified water in peace anymore
>>29265410
The FDR memorial really lays on some heavy feels.
>23 year old college dropout virgin NEET
>Still live with my parents
>The only thing that gets me up in the morning are a few small hobbies and looking at my waifu Maki
>I have recently spent the past 8 months shitposting on /g/ about my waifu and have proclaimed her to be the official girl of /g/
>I literally reset the router every time I get banned just so I can shitpost again on /g/
Does anybody else shitpost on boards in a similar manner? Sadly for me a lot of people on /g/ don't really respond as much to my threads but Maki has thankfully gotten more assimilated into /g/ culture. This has basically become my main hobby for me ever since I've given up on life.
Maki is pretty cute man. Too bad she's lesbo
>>29265147
That was you?!!! I was right then to suspect a number of /g/entoomen are really just NEET robots.
>>29265177
Yeah I like her a lot. She truly is the number one idol.
Does thinking about war make anyone else really sad? Like thinking about Vietnam or Korea, and all the young men who were drafted to fight. They went in all innocent and young and came back as jaded and hardened as you could get.
>I'm glad I fought against 'em
>I only wish we'd won
>and I don't want no pardon for anything I've done
>>29265049
thinking about all the deaths in war sometimes brings me to tears
>>29265049
"MEN! 50 of ya are going out there... 25 of ya ain't comin' back!"
I'm killing myself june 15th.
What do you want to know?
livestream url?
Your reasons behind this decision and if there's any chance you'll reconsider.
>>29264995
This
Origami content
A moment of silence for our brothers who have not experienced femdom...
>afraid to post a story in case someone would recognize a tiny detail of it
Feels good though. I wouldn't want to ever go to like a career dominatrix though, I couldn't get into it if lovethat crushes like a macewasn't at the head.
>experiencing any form of sexual contact
>posting about it here
fucking normalfag get out and take your femdom with you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29264959
what's the point when 100% of dominatrix girls are just doing it for money and are really submissive when they're hooking up for their own pleasure?
Anyone else so socially impaired that they act dumb around other people to not appear quiet. Also sometimes I come off as rude or like an asshole but I don't mean to I just always manage to fuck up the way I say something
>>29264891
I feel like i'm replying to a post made by me
Iktf, op. Eventually i just gave up all together.
>>29264891
Me too. My social interactions seem to be nothing more than endless double binds. Do I stay quiet and get called out for it and in the long run abandoned by these people because I never contribute to the conversations, or do I force myself to say dumb shit just to not be quiet? Either way I lose, regardless of which poison I pick.
I occasionally do have funny and interesting thoughts around people, but I just seem unable to share them in a way that keeps the message intact, and so only nonsense comes out whenever I actually try to contribute to the conversation. I'm considering just claiming to be a mute from now on when I meet new people. Maybe then people would at least stop blaming me for being so quiet.
i feel like that too
what should i do with my life
>18
>live with parents who are nice but heavily believe all the same kinds of /pol/ tier conspiracies
>thinks whites of european desent are the real israelites while jews are half devil hybrids from eve having sex with the devil
>beleive that devil jews control media and money
>they dont eat pork
>would disown me for having a girlfriend of different race
>im atheist and just go alobg with it because its easier than dealing with shame/arguing
>no direction in life right now but work at a family buisness that is pretty fun
>want to join the army but my mile is 10:30 and younhave to have at least a 16:36 2 nile in the army
>think i have aspergers and athsma so if i was diagnosed i couldnt enlist anyways
>mom and her doctor friend agree that i probably have aspergers
>mom tells ne getting diagnosed would donnore harm than good and that it might put me on a list that cant own a gun
How do you wageslaves do it? HOW!
Today was my first day helping out some guys get this shithole house livable for Section 8 poor people to live in.
It was a terrible day. I'm very achy, feels like I got beat up. Have to drive 30min to get there and get up early too.
I get paid $12 an hour under the table but I don't think I can do this...I feel even more depressed than before. I just want to be a NEET again.
Do I text my "boss" and quit right now?
Fuck I need money, though. AHHHHHHHH~
So how was your day, fellow wageslaves?
Please talk to me...
I'm just being a bitch, aren't I?
You are, I just started a manual labor job also, it gets better after a week
>>29264940
I've been told this a few times. Why would it get better. Don't you just want to quit? What do you even do?
You're in the club and this guy slaps your ass. What do you do?
Bend him over and fuck him. He looks like a bottom.
Return it and start making out. We then get outta there and i fuck his twink boipussy :3
>>29264729
I don't know man, looks like he could go either way.
