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>fastfood is nothing more than a game to me.
>spend months at a time strategically planting patties into people's buns, and playing frying games.
>get bored of that after a while and move onto tendies but that's okay though because there's literally billions of you yummy McNuggies to fuck around with.
>some happymeal toys believe I actually care about them as collector items but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment.
Show me your ways.
I'm so thirsty and I can't even get a coke.
>>29262045
It must be real fun being a NEET. Have fun at home while I fuck your oneitis.
i like this new meme
oroginal
>tfw you'll never get head on the subway at 3AM from drunk Latinas
http://www.xvideos.com/video3272814/ratchet_hoes_sucking_dick_on_the_6_train#_tabComments
fuck this makes me wanna live in The Bronx so badly
what was that girl even on. she seemed really out of it
>>29261765
probably just really drunk.
Surely none of you faggots broswe /r9k/ exclusively, right?
1. Your homeboard
2. Boards that you visit on a daily basis
3. Other boards that you visit, but less often
>/a/
>/a/, /r9k, /fit/
>/ck/, /mu/, /his/, /vg/
>>29261007
1. /r9k/
2. /r9k/, /b/
3. /p/, /v/, /gif/, /vg/ very rarely /tg/
>>29261007
I only browse /r9k/.
>>29261007
/lit/ and much more sparingly, /his/.
I fucking hate what the idiot children did to /his/, and I always will. It makes me irrationally angry that a board with such promise is reduced to /pol/-lite because of practically no moderation or regard for rules.
Aren't you curious what killing feels like?
>>29260621
not really but i mentally prepare myself everyday just incase i must
>>29260664
How do you mentally prepare yourself?
yeah, i think someone is going to kill my dad so i have to kill him
lonely monday omegle thread
come and talk with your fellow robots
tag: r9k, 4chan, r9komegle
bump for my omegle husbando
>>29260408
Who is your omegle husbando?
bump bump bump. get in here folks
Who /25+virgin/ here?
>>29259080
I'm answering here because I'm not some normie.
31 year old virgin here with a 4 inch dick and no hopes or prospects
Is it just me, or has the number of virgin men increased significantly in this new age of social media and hookup culture?
You guys ever been with an older woman? I've met a few through OKC. Pic related, a bit chubby but I think she's really attractive. Gonna meet her soon, 40 year old Hispanic woman.
My method? Come up with a nice message and copy/paste it to 100-200 older women in your city on OKCupid...I guarantee at least a few will respond to you if you are at least average looking (which most robots are, don't kid yourselves guys, you're better looking than you think)
>embarrass myself with women who expect more than some mid 20s faggot bumbling through his first date
Nah senpai, not for me.
>Hi...I realize I might be a bit younger than what you're looking for...I like girls older than me more than girls my own age, there's something really wrong but also hot about the dynamic of a younger guy like me with an older girl....and you are the most beautiful one I've seen on here! Can't say I'm looking to jump into something serious, but you are seriously attractive.
This is the message I use. Believer me, it works. The last sentence is pretty important if you want to make it clear you're not interested in a relationship from a start, but if you see an older woman who is dating material, you can erase that last sentence. Just copy/paste it to hundreds of older women. I suppose if you live in a pretty high population city like NYC, other robots ITT might also try my message, so it would be better to come up with something similar to this.
>>29258337
An older woman messaged me and straight up asked me if I wanted to have sex. I felt like I might catch something and never responded.
Fembots, do you ever expose much cleavage?
If so, why?
Any if yes, can you post an example pic?
No. I don't like being ogled and I've got small boobs anyway. Most of my clothes growing up were hand me downs from my brothers anyway, and I got used to jeans and t shirts because of that.
>>29257759
>jeans and t shirts
Not
Like
The
Other
G.I.R.L.S
>>29257721
no because i'm a fucking chestlet
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing comfy videos and music using strawpolls.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/qnus4lbHOtvA
bumpity bump rabbits fuck a lot so we should watch porn together too :^)
bumped
merry christmas
>>29256607
i'm trying to join but it says my browser isn't updated
Eating Disorder Thread
>God-tier Anorexics
>bulimics
>over exercisers
>ED-NOS
>binge eaters/over eaters
even feeders can join!
come talk about your food/weight issues with other anons.
I'm bulimic. I personally worship anorexics. I've been both but bulimia makes me feel like a disgusting fat pig while anorexic queens starve themselves perfect.
i just want to go back to my happy weight so i'm restricting like crazy
>>29256361
what weight are you at and what's your happy weight?
Ask a fat virgin femanon anything.
Why not lose weight and have an easy life?
>>29254779
humbruerbere
puke
Do you shave your pussy?
It's another Mental Illness General, feel free to post any stories or feels, venting is welcome as always.
I was diagnosed with schizophrenia a few weeks ago, been taking some antipsychotics (rexultI) and I can only hope that one day, my parents will treat me like a normal person again, I hate how it is now.
Bump
fucking original22
>>29254698
Is my current mental state because of my shitty circumstances or are my circumstances because of my shitty mental state?
I can answer you every other question but this
Fucking schizo senpai
I hate my life
Childhood memories edition
>Did you guys have a lot of friends ?
>Did you have Gf's ? how many ?
>What was your dream job ?
>>29253339
I was actually pretty alpha up until 15, had a decent amount of friends and 5 gfs in total. Then shit happened in my family and I got depressed and withdrew from everything. Now I'm as robot-y as they come. I don't even remember my dream job, I seem to have repressed most of my childhood memories actually.
What would you do if you found a wallet with a few hundred dollars in it and an id and no one would ever know you found it unless you told them?
Always had a lot of friends, dream job a musician , only had one girlfriend which was recently but I'm too sensitive and can't handle that shit when a girl inevitably fucks me over
Non-virgins, please greentext the story of how you lost your virginity.
I need some fap material.
>me, 18, 5'10"
>her, 18, 5'2"
>alone, my bedroom, no one else home
>heavy makeout secession leads to her tits out and her hands down my pants
>my pants come off, she's blowing my cock while I massage her tits
>blowjob over, she's ready for me to penetrate
>grab condom, instantly go soft while trying to put it on
>panic.jpg
>jack my pecker to try to get hard again
>premature ejaculate into my hand
>paniclevelincrease.png
>apologize
>begin jacking again, this time she helps
>finally strike a boner after about 2 minutes
>climb on top, missionary
>penetrationsuccess.mpg
>best feeling my dick has ever felt
>pump that pussy full of all 6" of my dick for 3 minutes straight
>cum
>repeat process 2 more times
>notbad.meme
Go to a porn site you cringy creepy autist
>>29252868
>Me, 17, 6'2"
>her 14, 4'11"
>With her in the living room on the couch, no one else home
>Heavy makeout session to nakedness
>She wants to save her virginity, because she is afraid of getting pregnant
>She's blowing me, and I'm fingering her
>Pull her off and pick her up, setting her on my lap
>Tell her that I'm going to fuck her now, and that it would've happened eventually
>She nods, grabs my cock, and sits down before I even have time to react
>She's so warm and wet
>Start fucking her, reverse-cowgirl
>She's quietly trapped in pleasure as I fuck her warm, virgin pussy
>she spins around on my dick and wraps her arms and legs around me
>She's bouncing and breathing hard
>I pull her off slightly and shoot a massive load instantly onto the coffee table
>She looks me in the eyes hazily and cuddles me for five minutes
>I make her lick up all the cum and clean my dick with her mouth
Felt bretty gud.
I turned her into a nympho sex-maniac when she moved away, though. She cheats on all her boyfriends.Gonna go visit her for the first time in years this weekend to fuck her. I haven't fucked since her.
Just b urself
Roll for your shitty superpower.
1 3 or 7 please
>tfw you realize most people had such fucked childhoods 0 is a superpower to them
>>29252055
haha you got a shitty one
what do you mean? can't everyone control their own thoughts?
