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>Thanks for being my date for the Halloween party anon!
>Can you check the spelling for me anon?
>>25983735
>Yea! No Problem Pomegranate :) , you are one of my closest FRIENDS
>>25983735
You know she only wore that long enough to pose for the photos and then promptly collapsed because the corset was keeping her from breathing.
Muscle girls are getting a lot more acceptable with the normalfags these days.
What ya think about that?
>>25983707
it needs to stop before it becomes a trend and mistaking trannies for real girls becomes harder
>>25983707
I don't really give a fuck.
I don't even care about women anymore.
>>25983707
they actually have a better ass and are more confident with their self and less feminist so they actually accept the fact that you are smarter than them
pretty ok with that considering that I could double their muscle mass in half the time they took
Stuffing things in your butt for pleasure is an essential part of life nowadays. What do you stick in your butt?
It feels good to sit down and have something vibrating in there.
how has your life changed now you can no longer fag it up here like you used to?
a penis desu
>>25983673
What do you mean? Abcde
>You'll live long enough to experience the fall of the West.
>You'll live long enough to experience a second Cold War.
>You'll live long enough to experience the disappearance of either specific areas of your country or the entire mass due to rising sea levels.
>You'll live long enough to experience the extinction of specific animals we have all known of during childhood.
>You'll live long enough to experience India become the world super power by 2020.
>You'll live long enough to experience the rise of a new form of "terrorism" which focuses on the destruction of technology.
Gee..the future really looks bright...
>>25983218
>India become the world super power by 2020
>India
>world super power
>2020
-50% credibility
Good thread, OP.
>>25983552
>He can't use Google.
I'm not gonna spoonfeed you.
>>25983552
fuck you cumskin, india has a space program
Why arent you getting matches on tinder?
>>25983130
because tinder is for fags.
>>25983139
it is? Oh boy, I'm losing my anal virginity tonight, thanks anon.
i'm pretending to be a serbian rapper
Oi I need the quickest way to endy life via aterial cutting since its the only option available to me. I was thinking carotid as the go to, but even then its gonna be guesswork. He'll me die bros.
Cut a hole in your body as big as possible
Youre welcome
>>25982331
Irreversible is a terrible pretentious movie hyped by rape fetishists and teenagers.
That being said, I feel like shit too and want to die. Want to just participate in some superficial cutting with me and then we can cry together about how shit our lives are before eating some left over hotdogs and off brand ketchup?
>>25982486
No superficial. This the end all movement. I love all off you, don't follow in my footsteps.
What finally pulled you out of depression? I sure can't get out of it.
>>25982302
I don't think many people here have 'overcome' depression
if that's even possible
>>25982335
Probably should have said for those of you who got out
>>25982302
>yfw one of the threads underneath this one is about suicide.
Any other NEETs like to take long baths?
I use Mr Bubbles and Epsom salts. I'm thinking of getting some boats to play with. I like to have the radio on and listen to a sporting event (though TV would be better) or music.
I sometimes stick a waterproof vibrator in my ass. Candlelight is good too.
Things I wish for:
Bath partners.
A couple of black guys who will bear hug me and let me suck their cocks.
A few women who will let me eat out their asses and pussies in the tub and massage me while I wash their hair.
Any other ideas for a perfect bath? Anything that can be added to the water?
You need a jacuzzi.
>>25980940
Seriously what is the point of taking a bath for relaxation without jacuzzi jets
>>25980894
>Anything that can be added to the water?
Sounds like you've got it covered chief
the next day you wake up and you are given the following abilities:
>teleportation, limited in our solar system, you can teleport anything and anyone, including yourself
>unlimited regeneration, virtually unkillable and indestructible
>the ability to bring back anyone from the dead if they died less than 24 hours ago and you have their bodies
>unlimited healing powers and the power to modify genes
what do you do, and why? what is your long term plan?
Go on /r9k/ and post about how it doesnt help my depression at all.
>>26038608
use powers to get laid
>>26038624
more specifically? what would you do, exactly, to get laid?
ITT we are trapped in a mansion and one of us is a murderer
>>26038455
Whoever could it be.
>plot twist
the robot murders himself
It was necbeard in the basement with the katana! (Doesn't narrow things down a bit)
BREAKING NEWS
WE GOT A LIVE ONE
ACTIVE SHOOTER IN SAN DIEGO NAVAL MEDICAL CENTER
One shot it's ready mom's spaghetti
who gives a shit?
another day, another shooting
>>26038281
The beta uprise strikes again...
Why is racism considered evil when we freely and openly discriminate based on other genetic factors that have nothing to do with the quality of the character of people?
For example, in the MOST BASIC human activity which requires cooperation, reproduction, women and men both discriminate against people based on appearance, which comes down to uncontrollable, arbitrarily assigned genes just like race. We select for not only for features that are broadly indicative of fertility such as facial attractiveness, height, figure, but also based on arbitrary personal preferences. Some women like men with dark hair and brown eyes. Some women like men with red hair and green eyes. The inverse is just as true.
Reproductive activity is the natural basis of human society. It is not only permissible to discriminate based on genetic features when choosing partners for this activity, but it is expected behavior where participants may be shamed if they select a mate who exhibits sub-optimal traits. Knowing this, how can you create an argument that racism is actually an unacceptable form of discrimination?
You're saying it's NOT evil for women to pass over all of these deserving robots in favor of vapid Chads?
>>26038152
Better question: if everything you just said is true, why do robots get so upset when people discriminate against them based on their genetics, and then go and be racist themselves?
>>26038152
When looking for partners to reproduce with, we look for people with features that we associate with good health and fertility. This analogy doesn't really hold up unless certain races are less fertile or produce unhealthy offspring more than others.
Britfag here. I can tell you that its IMPOSSIBLE to be a comfy NEET in the UK. You have to continuously show proof to some government lapdog that you are looking for work otherwise you get your NEETbux cut off. So I'm completely mind blown by the NEET infestation here on r9k. Where are you guys from actually?
>>26036163
The NEET lifestyle is their pathetic fatass fantasy.
>>26036163
>he fell for the NEET lifestyle meme
Most here are underage, living with their parents, or in college. Not that many are actually NEET.
is he right? is life that easy for a white male?
Of course it isn't, that's a load of bullshit.
>>26035999
The suicide rates say no the opposite is infact true.
of course, out of every other race/sex/sexual orientation straight white males have it the easiest.
and if you don't believe that you're probably a white male
Sum up your existence in one word or one image
>>26035295
i found this pepe for you anon
Helpmegod
>>26035331
What does the image represent? I don't really understand. It just looks like a funny situation. Is that what you mean that your life is just a fun situation. I would love to be part of your fun life. Would you let me be part of it?
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