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How can we even compete with Chads? even if we do get a gf she would leave us for a upgrade.
I'm starting to think all you people obsessed with "Chads" are just poofters
you'll always lose if you feel the need to compete with anyone......hmm poetic!
>>26012894
Those muscles just look fucking gross, most women don't like that. The guy just looks like an asshole in general, with a cunt face and stupid hair.
Beta guys are more obsessed with this look than any woman is.
Why do girls love anal sex so much?
>>26010706
interesting phenomena
girls that get off via piv are more likely to learn how to masturbate younger/come younger
more likely to be sluts that enjoy sex
more likely to have more partners
more likely to hate oral sex
and more likely to like/come from anal
>>26010706
Most women I know don't particularly favor it, and I don't either.
>>26010706
its just a meme dude
>year is 2056
>be you
>no job, no friends, no family, no partner
>your life is shit and you're depressed as usual
>wake up in some morning
>decide to watch tv
>tune in some channel
>some add pops up
>android waifus are announced for the first time by waifu incorporated.
>you are excited for the first time in years
>gather all the money you can get and order an android waifu
>the next day, a waifu inc employee knocks your door
>he hands you over a paper sheet, with a list of those tick-in squares
>you tick some of the boxes, as to make clear what features you want in your waifu
>you hand back the paper and tip the man
>one month later
>wake up
>hear a noise
>you find a 5'7 tall box in front of your home's door
>you open it
>you see the most beautiful face you ever seen
>her eye lids slowly open
>"konichiwa, anon-sama. watashi kani no waifu!", she says with a beautiful, charming smile
>your eyes flood with tears, your mouth grins, you're happy and you feel joy for the first time in ages
>as you look at your android waifu, you see how well she ressembles a human girl
>her skin is soft, her expression is pure, she is warm like any girl, her eyes roll arround, scanning the room
>as you put your hand over her shoulder, she hugs you. you feel all the warmth of a android waifu
>her programming is flawless, she understands speech and emotions, and will do everything to please you - cooking, nurturing, comforting.
>she does all for you. because she loves you
>your android waifu is always with you
>she never leaves you
>you joyfully live the next 15 years of your life with your android waifu
>2070
>one day, you are both watching tv together, holding each others hands
>you start feeling a strange ache in your heart
>it seems your time has come at least
>your waifu calls an ambulance, and holds you tight against her soft chest
>"i wont leave you, anon!", she says, in despair
>your eyesight starts fading away
>seems like the time for eternal rest has finally come
>you're dead now
>two months later
>you're still dead
>you had nobody, just your waifu
>nobody arranged a funeral nor a requiem mass for you
>your waifu's programming continues to function, she still loves you above everything all she cares is you, her partner and now dead husband
>your android waifu is lonely, and she has been crying for every minute ever since you died
>your android waifu runs out of tears, she stops crying
>she gets up
>with her robot strenght, she builds a shrine out of the place you two used to live together and a small coffin out of some of your furniture
>she gently puts your corpse in the coffin
>she looks at you for one last time before closing the coffin
>a tear drops on your corpse, she quickly shrugs her eye to not get you wet
>the android waifu closes the coffin
>she is trying hard not to cry. as a robot, she does not understand how is it to die
>"i want to join anon in paradise", she ingenuinely thinks
>laying herself down next to your coffin, your waifu closes her eyes and turns her self off - forever
>even in the end, your waifu is still with you.
>you hand back the paper and tip the man
>tip the man
Fuck off with this american bullshit.
Tipping is for cucks and faggots.
>>you're dead now
>>two months later
>>you're still dead
BULLSHIT
Early Monday morning Edition
first for aigis
what is this thread even about? what makes you inbred islanders so important that you deserve your own thread?
>>26007322
its a support group for all the people who found out what a shitty fuck your mum is
How does /r9k/ dress? Do you wear "autism jeans" or "autism shoes"?
>>26006058
What are "autism" jeans? I only wear jeans and sweat pants.
>>26006058
Reminder that if you have Chad tier looks you can wear anything and still get girls. "Fashion" is only for ugly betas.
i like clothes and i dont mean like those /fa/gs. /fa/ is the most autistic dressing to me tbqh
>Anon, we're gonna go pick up chicks bro. Get in!
What would you do?
>>26003993
>automatic
No thanks.
Firebomb their car.
>>26003993
>o-okay chad
*kneels in the leg room in front of him*
Would you perform oral sex on a woman after she gave you a blowjob? Or if she just asked you too?
Any Chads here that have done it before? What's it like.
Always wanted to try it but then again i'm an aspie so i don't have any social skills to actually get in bed with another woman
>>26012779
>Would you perform oral sex on a woman after she gave you a blowjob?
nani
>>26012779
>Would you perform oral sex on a woman
No way.
>>26012821
why not? are you gay?
Hating someone for their genetics is no better than racism.
>>26012358
>saved
I've been looking for this for ages, now I can shut up all those 'b urself'-ers.
>>26012358
This is "Reality" thread
>>26012379
More of those comis please.
> Go to penis size comparison website because degenerate
> Upload penis length/girth pics and start comparing with other members
> Lose 118 compares and win only 2. Both wins were only by a hair and we basically had the same dick size
> tfw I'd be the smallest dick that any girl has ever fucked
> tfw I would be the "size doesn't matter except for this one guy..." story
feels bad
is this some cp? dude reported
>>26011984
That's me and I'm an adult...
That is some tiny dick bro
consider jelqing?
I literally can't handle this liberalism bullshit
Holy fucking christ this is the epitome of hipocrisy and ignorance. Selfishness at its worst.
They pretend we've got to accept all this retarded bullshit. They say we throw stereotypes at them when in fact they say "all cis man are ignorant". The other day I saw a LGBT group saying that pedophily isn't wrong, but "society says it is"
Everytime I see shit like this I literally tremble with anger
I would consider myself left wing, but people either assgin liberalism or communism to socialism as a whole. I can't stand the new wave feminist movement or black lives mater bullshit. people are just idiots in general. we need a new mid-left wing to wipe out this retarded rederick.
>>26011964
I wish the Inquisition still existed
>>26011934
> liberalism
This is not liberal any more than being a warhawk is conservative. There will be a leftist backlash to these extreme elements in the party just as the neocons lost their power in the GOP.
ITT:shit redditors do
>refer to youtubers as "content creators"
>>26011746
>post reddit threads on 4chan
use "kek" and other dead pleb memes
>uses greentext for everything
>what do you want to be when you grow up?
what did you used to say?
Fighter pilot. Currently a NEET.
>>26008920
> whatever I have to be to get a mansion
Now I write software and oversee projects. Gonna start my own company some day.
>>26008920
Conductor
My mom told me how I was super obsessed with trains as a kid
I do remember one time taking all the VHS tapes and making a long"freight train" line from the kitchen to my roomwhat I wouldn't give to be a kid again
"Women can be lonely"
Nice; boards.4chan.org/soc/thread/23212994#23213974
Picture related, r9k lied to me again.
>>26008798
WOMEN KEEP OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26008874
30-90+ adds in a day, anon. They can be lonely.
>>26008798
>posts contact info
>90 requests instantly
>finds a beta provider cuckboi
Was that r9k? didn't know so many fucbois posted here
Ever since the school shooting, the state of this board has become a mix of /soc/ and /r9k/, so I propose /wiz/, a board specifically catered to us robots as a community.
Thread is up at /qa/
link:
>>>/qa/421781
Discuss
what school shooting
>>26007935
Oregon school shooting where the guy posted on /r9k/ before doing it.
It spawned a bunch of memes and the news mentioned /r9k/ periodically, bringing a bunch of new people here kind of like how project chanology ruined /b/
>>26007906
There seems to be no reason not to. It's a trial board after all
>Saturday morning
>You're in kitchen together with her as she makes you breakfast
>She turns around and give you this look
What do you do?
pull her pants down and bury my face in her ass
>>26004691
Ask her who the fuck she is and what she's doing in my house.
"Who are you, why are you cooking me breakfast, how did you get in here and lets have post-breakfast sex, it'll be fun"
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