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>White people
>drink soy milk
Your average /pol/boi
so.. are you guys implying you are not white?
r9k was right again.
women really do live life on god mode.
>>26004278
As long as your whore
>>26004303
All women are whores, even your own mother.
>>26004278
>women really do live life on god mode.
no shit
Simply show this meme to a female and say, "Please, this would mean a lot to me." Voila!
Incels, you're welcome.
Fembots, are you ready to initiate schirl encounters?
I can get behind this...
>original content comin' at ya live from new york city
there are sex workers who work with the retarded
how did you celebrate your 18th birthdayy r9k ?
>>26001436
crying in my room
sucked a guy's dick and lost a fart contest to a smurf
I got a state ID and watched shrek 2 on television
I dont celebrate birthdays
How badly did I fuck up?
The white spot has no sensation at all.
What the fuck did you do? How did this even happen?
What happened?
Reminds me of this.
>>26009977
is that freezeburn?
what the fuck did you do anon
When did you last brush your teeth?
>>26009830
around the last time u sucked a cock
I think two days ago or so?
Ever since my gf left me I haven't brushed me teeth a whole ton. I've been doing it more recently though because it's starting to gross me out tbqh
Yesterday night, you?
My gf is sleeping at a guys place right now after a party because shes pretty drunk and tired.
She texted me telling me this before her phone died.
I don't know where his place so I can't go pick her up.
I. Want. To. Die.
>>26008919
She's probably laying next to some guy right now who's feeling her up.
>>26008919
>My gf
>sleeping at a guys place right now after a party
>pretty drunk
i'm so sorry, op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr60sd80EZk
well lets get started shall we
Hey, /r9k/. Have you opened up your heart to Kek, the frog god yet? Kek is the Ancient Egyptian god of darkness. He manifests as a frog-man, something like Pepe. He has a wife, Kekette, who manifests as a lying snake. He is the god of darkness. If you worship him, he will give you the gentle cover of night, making sure all the normies go to sleep, so you have a few hours without them. He is also a god of chaos. He will shake things up, and make sure you live in interesting times.
Personally, I plan to start worshiping him in a pantheon along with Venus and Ba'al Hadad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_%28mythology%29
>>26008818
Combine your will with us robots, now is out time.
>>26008818
Hes our last saviour.
Ask Kek anything. he will respond with double digits.
Proof of KEKs call
Join with us robots, summon The Frog, bring about the end times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTCwlcP6U1o
Femanons, how tall are you and what is your bra size? Are you happy with your breasts?
>>26008162
>5'8"
>32A Cup size
>34 Band size
I can't even wear a bra without an extender, it's pretty sad
>>26008188
disgusting chestlet
kill yourself you waste of air
>>26008188
>>26008196
Why did i laugh at this exchange? What's wrong with me?
National dead abo appreciation day is tomorrow. What are you cunts doing to celebrate? I'm gunna drink vb, smoke cones and shitpost all fucken day
>>26004980
>I'm gunna drink vb, smoke cones and shitpost all fucken day
Thats what I do every day cunt, except for the vb, goon all the way cunt
>>26005109
what kind of goon, not lambrusco I hope
>>26005200
nah m8, fruity lexia, nectar of the gods
Only a few hours left of freedom wagecucks edition
Poor old wages. their lives are hard enough as it is mate.
Poleaboo envies wagecucks
>tfw NEETs will never know the feeling of not worrying about how much something they want to buy costs
Most people here disagree but that is fine, im not looking for friends. Let me tell you why I know the system failed me. That I should be the successful one making money but let me explain
Here is the background
>Be me 17, have 187 IQ actual genius
>Not going to graduate on time because of academic reasons about skipping/failing. Why?
>bored to death from faggot teachers and the shitty homework that i could do in my sleep and so i decide to drop out of school
alright before you judge me, you dont have a 187 IQ. Can you solve a rubix cube easily?
I don't care about Shakespear and where spain is located, it is not important and doesn't solve problems
anyway moving on
>have worked low paying jobs like pizza delivery and gas station attendant
>realized 2 years ago these jobs are fucking useless and only morons take them
>quit quickly
>Now almost 29, funemployed and living at home with my parents and not working just smoking weed all day
So why me you ask. What do i have that makes me "entitled"
Why? Because im too good for this garbage shit. I know im smarter than the engineers and CEOs of the world, I should be making that much money, fuck a stupid certificate it means nothing.
I should be making money right now but the system told me i needed some bullshit certificate to do it. The college bros won I guess, a piece of paper means you are qualified. It doesnt mean jack shit, my bro is retarded basically but because he has a degree he has a job but not me?
How the fuck does this make sense?
Fucking hell im pissed, one chance and the world throws me this fucked curveball
I should have been taken out of school because of my IQ and put in a genius camp or something. Why the fuck doesnt this exist?
How did the system fuck you?
Someone that's truly smart can get a B in most class while doing 0 work or studying just off tests/quizzes.
If your IQ is also that high then you should have no problem getting a high SAT score.
A 3.0 and a 2300 is enough to get into a top 50 university (although barely) which all have very smart people a "genius" like yourself could talk too.
OLD COPY PASTA
SAGE
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Long-term planning and delayed-gratification is a quality of intelligence.
/lucid dream general/
have any of you robots experienced lucid dreaming? share your experiences
Nice, just in time for me to get into bed to not sleep OP.
I've been a lucid dreamer since I was a little kid. It runs in my family apparently.
I've been trying to get into it but no luck.
>>26008415
>have weird apocryphal visions about the fall of western civilisation
can'twakeup.jpg
Why are white women so fucking racist?
>Black guy dancing
>He accidentally gets in the way of the white girl
>She calls him a fucking nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWtlaQ3G4Eg
Daily reminder to report and hide all racebait threads.
Don't enable black betas and white cucks. You can change the face of /r9k/.
>>26007034
Probably the bitch from the video
baka
>>26007052
he's right. enough of the racebaiting.
>"Whoa, anon...I think I had too much to drink..."
>*passes out*
What is your next step?
>>26005419
>you have to eat all the eggs
shiggy diggy doo
put her in my bed and put a blanket over her.
sleep on the floor.
set alarm for sunrise.
make her breakfast in bed.
seal the deal.
really the only answer.
I would just walk away
