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Do you robots associate everything in your life with anime or have anime-like mannerisms?
>be me 3 years ago, senior year highschool close to graduation, this was how bad it was
>thought life after highschool was going to be full of shit and its all downhill
>tilt head if confused and give an audible "mmm?"
>if someone tells me something interesting I say "eeeeeeeehhhhh?" and then continue the conversation
>buy imported canned coffee and drink it on the way to school
>prepared a bento box everyday for lunch, actually wrapped it in furoshiki and carried it with my free hand
>held up an apathetic, anti-social front/facade and thought in a pessimistic mindset
>bleached my hair to look like an asian fuccboi
>pretended to know the culture when i didnt know shit
>practiced proper aisatsu and actually greeted people in japanese
>called teacher sensei
>had long scarf and wore an overcoat. wore the scarf covering my mouth
>hold messenger bag over the shoulder, hanging behind my back like how those anime schoolboys/girls carry their blue schoolbag or brown briefcase
>much more... it was worse than this but im cringing too much to add more
I burned all bridges and lost all contacts except my family and relatives. Do you guys have anime mannerisms
jesus christ that's bad op, glad you stopped doing that.
the worst I ever got was saying "eh?" for a while. once I realize that I had adopted it from watching anime I stopped immediately.
>>25988276
I'd say anime has changed the way I behave, think and see the world to some degree. But nothing like you. I use japanese words when I'm by myself, if I'm working on something I might let out a "yoooosh" or if something goes a bit wrong I'll go "komatta neeee" "maita ne" "maa ii ka", if I'm about to do something fun "tanoshimidesuneee" etc. and I've probably picked up a few personality traits here and there from characters I like. But it's ok, I spend most of my days by myself so noone will hear me.
>>25988276
wew this is bad. Glad you don't do this anymore anon
Was liegt euch auf den Herzen Roboter?
>>25988136
Fuck off Mohammad. Shouldn't you be raping more of the native women?
Unser land ist verdammt. Bald muessen wir alle zum islam konvertieren. Unser schoenen Deutschland ist verloren.
Jene Empfindung wenn kein BF.
>be me, 18
>have sex with a girl from POF
>be 2 weeks later
>be pic related
i've never wanted to kill myself but now i think i might. gonna have to go in and get my dick checked. it doesnt hurt or itch but i know it must be bad
fuck me
Just looks like warts bruh.
Congrats you've got HPV.
>>25988123
ive already gotten fucking 2 shots for that at my doctor so i wouldnt get it
what the fuck
does it go away?
>>25988135
HPV goes away eventually yeah but kind of on its own. But I'm mostly talking out my ass and if you got vaccinated you might be screwed.
Who here /reallydontwannashovelsnow/
It's literally up to my hips but my mom is forcing me
Why doesn't the government just do it for us?
>>25988026
>Why doesn't the government just do it for us?
Holy shit. That's an amazing idea. Why didn't anybody think of it sooner?!
>>25988026
Maybe you shouldn't live somewhere that it snows then.
>>25988165
it literally hasn't snowed the entire winter and it snows once and THIS BULLSHIT HAPPENS
>tfw studying
>tfw it takes me 30-40 minutes just to memorize 2 sentences.
>have booklets to go
fucking brainlets
>>25987793
I know that feel anon
>can't remember shit
>can figure anything out
And that's why I work in IT.
>>25987793
You're not supposed to memorize sentences. You're supposed to memorize what the sentences represent.
>there are people on this board right now who are over 25 years old and who never did the most natural human thing ever by putting their dicks into a real wet, tight and warm vagina
>>25987785
Yes and it is not a choice made by myself. Society rejected me as a human being.
>>25987812
Do you lift weights?
Do you any hobbies outside of your room?
Do you follow basic grooming guidelines like showering once per day, go to the hairdresser etc.?
Do you wear fashionable clothes that fit to your personality?
Getting laid is so easy.
>>25987875
>this is what normies actually believe is enough
If only
Is it possible to grow out of being straight?
>Be teenager and fap to nothing but vanilla porn
>Gays and flamers weird me out
>19-20 become a weeb and fap to nothing but 2D
>Get a gf but find her boring, struggle to make any emotional attachment or even finish a 10 minute skype call
>Each day I spend with her feels like a chore (I would rather be at home playing videogames)
>Eventually find traps attractive
>Break up with her
>21 and went on my first date with a boy
>Heart going doki doki the first time we hold hands and for the next 24 hours
I mean we did lewd stuff, but I'm pretty sure I'm not "gay" gay
I still find typical faggots gross
Is he a trap ? Or are you the trap ?
What the fuck happened to humans?
>>25987797
I've messed around with shaving and dressing as a girl, but nothing more than thathe tarps sometimes
So I have been watching some new age type of content.
I was wondering if there is a parallel with the increasing gay/lesbian/trans community that has almost doubled in just a decade.
This explosion of sexual switching seems to be highlighting our transgression as a species to become female once the consciousness shift happens finally.
In the video below it explains what I mean in more detail in a entertaining educational way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAm-kbzT7xw
I do believe the shift is happening soon robots. I think we will witness something amazing happen. Imagine the internet with out phones or computers. And all it's knowledge and culture is globally accessible through being linked in our consciousness and spirituality.
All the material bullshit that we though was important will die off instantly. It is being fought by the American government but they will fail...Don't believe me? Look at this video as they suffer the repercussions for steeling a Vimana/Merkarba from Afghanistan. 500 people died for this action...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYCHBI66izs
Woemen are, on the whole, irrational and shit.
Humanity is, on the whole, becoming irrational and shit.
Shit.
>>25987619
No.
The real power decisions are being made by males using male thinking. Everything else you see is smoke and mirrors.
gay/lesbian/trans shit is perfect for distracting the masses from what really matters.
>>25987695
Yes ok. I'm just approaching it from a different angle. Take all the sexuality away from these community and there one binding philosophy is femininity. Why are big portions of the population turning extremely hostile towards masculine behavior. Even the dress codes for normal masculine males has been feminized drastically.
>September 2014
>4 months into homelessness
>Found a cozy place to sleep at an abandoned entrance
>Best sleep I've had in weeks
>Get awaken by someone screaming "YOU FUCKING DOG" into my ear
>Group of normies laughing as they walk away
>mfw that moment, along with many others, has been forever engraved into my brain, infinitely increasing my hate towards mankind
Anyone else previously homeless or homeless here?
Share your stories.
bump lurkin
>>25987448
Why the fuck are you homeless you dog.
>>25987448
Good thing I live near a massive dense field. If I become homeless I will just get my one man tent and set up camp.
Just a suttke reminder, that if you fap, or have ever fapped, you are a homosexual.
You are touching and pleasuring the sexual organ of your own sex.
If I was to touch another man's penis, that would be gay
Touching your own is no different.
Straight people get a person of the opposite sex to pleasure them. It's what NORMAL non gay people do
so what your saying is that everyone who is straight is gay and everyone who is gay is still gay
OP is a fucking genius
>>25987610
Are you dumb?
If you fap your gay
If you don't fap you're not gay
If you fap you're gay if you're gay your obviously a gay
Is that too hard to understand
>>25987742
But everyone faps so everyone's gay
>try out no fap
>brain conditions to life without sexual stimuli
I fell for the meme, I'm fucking asexual now.
>>25987342
Yeah nah. Give it a few months
I should do this
Sexuality is a curse
The nofap meme is a bunch of jewish shills trying to castrate white men from their sexual desires soasto allow the black bull to cuck us whilst we do nothing about it becuase we don't care about sex anymore. prove me wrong.
So we have to check a box that says I'm not a robot.... Hmm.
>>25987250
small-time newfag
oh shit I never noticed that
>backtoreddit.jpg
>>25987250
Welcome to r9k friend
Recommend you start researching suicide methods ASAP so you don't fall behind
Just a friendly reminder: it's your last day of freedom, wagecuck.
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Joke's on you, faggot.
Tomorrow I am going to resign my 2 year shit retail job, then I'm going to be NEET again, then I'll find myself spiraling down in depression and misery until I end up homeless again.
Feels good, man.
>>25987297
Jokes aside, is there some sort of mental illness where one person can't stop fucking himself over even when potential happiness presents itself in front of him?
>>25987074
jokes on you neetcuck
my job consists of doing nothing and making mad cash
feels good when neetfags come in crying OH I NEED A JOB MOM AND DAD KICKED MY ASS OUT
and they get refused because they are useless bags of shit
>People born in 1998 can now post on this site
>>25987040
So can people born in 1999.
>ppl born before 1998 still post on 4chan
>in two years people born in 1990 will be 30
>>25987088
2018 - 1990 = 28
God damn it, how can you afford to be this retarded?
Any of you ever thought about just leaving everything behind and not coming back?
I've been planning something like this for a few days now. My plan is to go to China.
A one-way flight from Amsterdam to Beijing will cost me about 380,- to 450,- euros depending on when I decide to leave. I've found a very cheap hostel as well, they only charge 7,- euros / night. The only downside is that you have to share the room with 5 others.
I'm thinking that if I save up around 2k, I can get around for about a month. I haven't really thought about what I will do next.
Thoughts?
pure fucking genius
i bet you cant even speak one word chinese
>>25987050
I've been to Beijing with my parents once, most people speak English there.
>>25987050
>not knowing china is the most accessible country to english speakers
