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God Tier - /lit/, /tv/, /pol/
Good Tier - /v/, /his/, /GIF/, /biz/
Okay Tier- /sci/,/r9k/, /ic/, /x/
Meh Tier - everything not on autism tier
Autism Tier - /b/, /soc/, /mlp/, /s4s/, /y/, /c/
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>>26009771
>tv god tier
full of trashy memes
/v/ is selfadmittedly the most bitter board next to r9k
>>26009771
Move everything to autism tier then it's fine.
Worthy of my time tier: /g/, /r9k/, /pol/
Fembots, how would you describe your dress sense and fashion sense?
Masculine. Most of my clothes are mens' clothes for reverse-trapping/crossdressing. What feminine things I have are extremely/overly modest. My vice is thigh high stripey socks and a garterbelt to hold them up, but no one sees them under my pants anyway.
But aesthetically the fashion artist that I most appreciate and who I follow with most interest is Natalie Chanin. I think she has some of the best textures of any living designer and that her choice of materials is fantastic. I've ordered fabric from her for sewing projects and it's phenomenal.
Cgl desu. Thigh high stockings, chinese chiffon dresses and cutesy bags like this one shaped like a guitar amplifier, one shaped like a violin, and one bag that looks like a spellbook.
Is this a qt style dump thread?
why do grills think they are welcome in this board?
I'm an actual diagnosed aspie, what about you, normie?
women will reframe anything to make it so that they are in the right
in this case they will reframe anything such that in their heads even if in GENERAL women dont belong here, THEY do because of their problems
>>26009415
If you're so broken why not show us your pussy?
>tfw you have a mom that you secretly want to bang
Anyone else know this feel or am I alone?
>>26009367
I'd impregnate her...no idea why, but I would.
>this is my fetish
>>26009994
Correction, OP's picture.
Don't wanna lose my GBP.
I've wanted to bang my mom since I was like 12. Pic related, its her.
>Let me fart in your lap, anon :3
What is your reaction?
>>26009104
nah idk thats kinda weird
my reaction is an erection that gives her satisfaction
>>26009104
>Whatever sinks your kink, babe.
We should call ourselves something like "Children of the Screen", start a sweet organization like the Crusaders or Freemasons.
Who here had only screens giving any fuck about him since childhood? If you did then you too, are a child of a screen.
Welcome brother.
This describes me perfectly
>waah, no one ever paid attention to my needs, i only had my screen
pic related, it's you.
>>26009073
Ok mang, you choose and buy the land for our HQ.
>>26009108
U projectin brah?
If there was rat shit, fungus and weird diseases on top of no food instead of the mother then yeah, the pic would be correct.
>Tfw be born Indian.
>Tfw no women want us.
>Tfw can't post in any board (especially /int/ or /pol/) without "POO IN LOO".
Just die in my sleep pls.
>>26008898
Satan Nutella is head of Microsoft. You have nothing to complain about.
>>26008898
Honestly please tell me why you don't poo in loo?
>one chance at life
>born american
I could have been born all sorts of bad shit like indian or nigerian or a street rat
feels good senpai
You are staying at your aunt and uncles house who have went out to do some errands and wont be back for 3 hours. You randomly pass by your 17 year old cousins room and see pic related. You know she is a pretty hard sleeper and hear her snoring. What do you do? Be honest.
>>26008882
cover her up with a blankie
>>26008882
tuck her in so she doesnt get cold
c:
stop projecting your disgusting incest fetishes and hebephilia onto innocent robots. you make this entire board look bad and i hope you kill yourself
>you console her on the phone
>in her backyard; he buries his bone
that's my fetish so I'll take it
>you think about her every night in bed
>he loves it when she scratches his head
>>26008860
>>26010102
This is a pretty hot mene please continue
What do?
I've been dating a redhead for five years but then met another girl who made my heart spin. I hooked up with the other girl but was thinking of breaking it off with my current girl to date this other girl. What should I do?
that chick is high test as fuck
thanks for posting
Be a man.
>>26008804
That comment should not have been original.
DO IT FAGGOT
Did videogames ruin your life?
>>26008751
No, I was weird before I had video games.
No. My friend moving away which caused my social life to end ruined my life.
This is what a man over 25 who plays videogames looks like.
If you're over 25, you are TOO OLD for this hobby.
Agree/Deny?
Who else 100% given up on self-improvement here?
Feels great desu. Live for yourself, become a NEET, forget women, forget any of that stupid shit and live the life of a king. No rules, no expectations, no worries or cares other than you and your hobbies. You will never be Chad, so why try? Accept your true self, and you will truly be happy.
Not having a job is good, personally
>>26008657
lol stay self cucked senpai
but no srs bro, it's worth it, go get your shit together
>>26008657
tfw you cant be a neet forever. Mr. Yebowitz Shekelstein always wins, lads.
I'm fucking fat.
Who else fat here? 5'8 195lbs here.
5'8/5'9 over 220 lbs
I've been losing weight because I'm too depressed to eat now.
>>26008334
Why are you depressed?
5'7" 135 pounds. I feel fat as fuck.
who /joining the military/ here?
Any other robots joining the military? Working in avionics for the air force. Ship for BMT in March.
ROTC nazi here, good luck with basic training. It's not fun but keep your head down and you'll be alright.
I want to join the air force, but I'm weak as fuck.
>>26007819
Doesn't matter terribly for air force, they're the least strenuous. Commit 20-30 minutes a day to exercise for a few months and you'll be in decent enough shape.
How do I tell spiders apart from daddy longlegs?
(Assuming the myth about them being docile and nonpoisonous is true)
Found pic related hanging above my soap dispenser (ocd fag here)
i don't have it in me to kill anything especially if there's a chance it's harmless
>>26007564
easiest way is to check if they have 6 legs, if so they're not spiders, spiders have 8 legs
their bodies are sectioned differently too i think
>>26007615
DDL have 6 legs?
i assumed everything in this general family or genus or w/e has 8
well the op pic has 8
am i fucked?
Also are DDL poisonous?
Is my friend here poisonous?
>>26007845
disregard that i suck cocks
but the body sectioning still holds true
