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If there would be a zombie apocalypse what would your plan be to survive?
>i live in iceland..
>take everyone i love to a camp i went to in ninth grade
>in between mountains
>not that far away from a small city
>there's a barn too not that far away lot's of horses and chicken
>there are barely any people around there at any time(the house is for scout camping trips)
>only bad thing about the place is there's no heat in the house but there is electricity and running water and the water is from a well so i don't have to worry bout it.
zombies are normieshit
die
>>26021646
>electricity and running water
It doesn't if society has collapsed and there aren't Joes punching the clock at the local power station.
Anyway Satan is right
>>26021666
This thread is trash.
>>26021666
>nice trips
no comment on that
>University is the best time of your life!
>>26021061
>You will meet a lot of friends at university!
I believed in this until i started living in dorm.
>>26021114
2nd year and I'm already dead inside.
>>26021061
>Chad goes on trip to Cancun for spring break, has the time of his life
>Normie goes back to his high school town and acts like in high school like a retard
>NEET lies down in bed and browses 4chan
I am a normie, but being a failed Chad is pretty rough senpai.
I left and my thread was closed by the time I got back. There were too many dumbshits arguing about child rearing age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rycZusilCNc
I am not sure if I do
>cam whore for who knows how many years
>got married at the age of 17?-18?
>most likely to an older dude
>had a kid really quickly
>stayed an abusive relationship
>got implants because her husband told her to
I think this bitch is stupid as all fuck. I mean she's 23 and has kids.
>>26020833
she seems high on something
but yeah i feel really bad for her
>>26020833
bursting at the seams
Oh, he had borderline personality disorder!
What a fucking surpise!Not. I sympathize with her
What logical reason do you have for not being attracted to trans women?
They are still men, that is the problem. Getting your dick cut off doesn't change anything.
Sexual attraction is not a process of higher cognition.
They are not women, they are mentally ill degenerates.
If dark skin is considered masculine why aren't light skin men considered feminine?i never understood this, explain.
>>26020684
Fuck off Goldman, nobody believes this shit.
>>26020765
I see people saying dark skin is masculine all the time. Wouldn't that logically mean that fair skin is a feminine trait?
>>26020684
>darkies
>overemotional with poor impulse control
>masculine
Does it hurt to know that a 10/10 girl will never acknowledge your existence?
>>26020546
10/10 girls have acknowledged my existence (usually to tell me to get out of the way of something)
>>26020546
>has nochin
>10/10
>>26020546
had a visual 10/10 do that and more
but it turned out she was mentally ill
who else?
>dad is really shy, never had any girlfriends
>my mom was his first (they got married when he was in his early 30s, mom in her late 20s).
>government job
>no friends outside work
>after work just chills at home watching old french movies/dad rock music videos
>mom makes serious cash, travels a lot, head of family
feels so weird typing this out and I don't wanna diss my old man, but that's how it is, if /r9k/ existed in the 1970s he'd be here.
kinda weird because he has an attractive face, like a michael fassbender with brown eyes. he's just so terrible at social situations.
>>26020380
i wish my parents were like that,
my parents are idiot rednecks that shouldnt be allowed to breed.
>>26021607
I guess my dad won the game, he just chills all day and that's it. and has two autist sons.
>>26020380
>met my mum through a friend
>had to go on a course early in his career to improve social skills
>loves trains, classic sci-fi books
>told me how he feigned interest and hung with people to keep up relations at work
I like my dad.
Why don't you smoke yet /r9k/?
>looks cool
>something to do with your hands
>nicotine buzz
>easy meeting new people
>look like you don't give a fuck
>look alpha
>shortens live
Holy moly all these pros. I'll check if mommy is sleeping and steal a couple of ciggs.
>>26020228
All those reasons and the fourth and sixth are the only remotely useful ones
>>26020228
>yes
>yes
>buzz? are u a kid
>no
>yes
>yes
>yes
How many years will it be till we can start fucking anime?
when Americans stop mutilating their cocks
>VR is pretty much here
>Anime fucking sims will come
>next will be sex peripherals that sync up to the action
Soon robro, soon
>>26020328
these are already in development, right?
> tfw even happy music makes you sad these days
its like i can remember that feel, and know i cant feel it. anyone know this feel?
>>26020118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig5ICns22WM&index=10&list=PLaY_oF0LS0DxQfKwwmU2bWjrdYKGIaUNn
You need Change OP.
>>26020118
Just the right music for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZuzw2TCNSU
>>26020118
Yes. Why are your feels gone?
How does r9k feel about pic related?
11 year olds are all normies.
The 11 year olds of yesteryear would have done the same thing if they had access to the internet
>>26019747
Why she cares what 11 ya old do? Is she a pedo?
>TFW your friends drag you to another party this weekend
You guys cant even imagine the pain. Im a cyborg. Sure its nice at the beginning, you meet new people you are getting drunk together you dance and shit. But as the night progresses you suddenly see that everyone found some girl. Even your friends found some girls. And you are just there, standing, alone knowing that all the girls you talked to today told you to fuck off.
Is there even any fucking point you guys? Im not autistic enough to leave emotions behind and become full robot, Im not normal enough to lead normie life
>>26019621
T I N D E R
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Parties/clubs, etc. are ancient history. Tinder is like ordering Chinese take out but pussy instead
Oh boo hoo, you have people who willing to spend time with you.
FUCK OFF
>>26019688
Yes because a self-proclaimed cyborg will be the one who stands out of some girls 500 matches so that he can casually fuck her. Tinder is for chads
Should I feel guilty for using AdBlock?
>>26019342
Shouldn't site owners feel guilty for making you use it?
I bet you don't even download music, movies for free.
No. Fuck ads
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying.The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself.
take your dank memes to /tv/ faggot
>>26019391
then it is treason
Snoke is Plagueis
What are the best PC games for NEET losers who aren't autistic?
I've played Dota but it got old after a while, since I'm not good at it. It's a fast game, and depression dulls my mind too much.
>VNs
For depressed, slow minds VNs may work? Well I've played Swan song, Grisaia no Kajitsu and a lot of others but I just can't do it anymore. I just can't pretend the girls are real anymore.
>retro games
Might be good, but it's hard for me to get into games with shitty graphics unless the story is really good.
1ccing shmups tbqh
>>26019188
Alright now you're gonna have to explain what that means fampai.
>>26019149
Start the souls series at Demons souls and hopefully you'll enjoy them fully before DS3 releases
Elder Scrolls of course
Diablo?
Far Cry ?
I'm just throwing things out there anon
Hotline Miami is a personal favorite of mine
Try Fallout or Metal Gear Solid
You might even enjoy something like minecraft! Don't knock it til you try it comrade
Battlefield or CSGO if you're into FPS
Get an emulator and play pokemon! I recommend emerald
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