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Let's have a thread for real robots.
No Neurotypicals allowed.
We don't fit in to the normie mindset because we weren't raised like them. Our lives are objectively worse compared to theirs and we demand government compensation.
Things we demand:
>State sanctioned gfs
>Land with prebuilt homes complete with furniture and all utilities including internet connection
>New cars for every robot
>Our own nation which is not under the laws of normalfag society
>>26034848
>implying the government has the power to do anything
blow up the courthouses
>>26034865
All you'll have is bullying though
>tfw you realize most people you interact with online are younger than you and will probably not be as big of a pathetic disappointment as you when they're your age
I just realized this and I'm considering quitting the internet to just read books by old authors.
When did you realize you're an old failure?
>>26034759
So you're done shitposting about how awesome it is to be a NEET, eh?
How old are you, anon? Im in my mid30s and I still feel like a winner compared to all these faggots, traps, NEETs, etc. I mean, seriously, this place makes me feel pretty good about myself, and I'm a fat attic dwelling neckbeard, though I have my own apt, car, friends, etc.
So how old and pathetic are you, OP?
im 21 and I've been neet since high school achieved nothing I can't even get a minimum wage job because i have no work experience at 21 and they think there's something wrong with me
Why isn't anyone here bothered by the fact that those stupid, ignorant Youtuber kids make a million dollars a year? This world is so unfair. This world is so full of injustice. I want to see them all die.
>>26034477
What kids?
original comment, desu
You could too if you actually tried and stopped jacking off to shit every day
>>26034488
Everyone who has a partnership with YouTube or Twitch. Especially those League of Legends fags. They get so much fucking money, it drives me crazy. And when they brag on Twitter about it? JUST
What should I eat more of to get better shit? I want big solid logs but it always looks like this.
Coffee, meat and green veggies.
What the fuck nigger that looks like my mom's chili.
>>26034265
Better angle
>>26034290
I already eat lots of meat. Ill try more green veggies I guess
Anyone else here too afraid to try Tinder? I can't get over this anxiety I have over it. I hate that you have to connect the account through normiebook. I hate that people I went to school with will know I'm on there. I know that they would only know I'm on there if they were too, but still, it scares me just thinking about it. I also hate the idea of girls swiping left. Even though I can't see them do it, just knowing it's happening ruffles my feathers. And don't even get me started on pictures, I'm far from photogenic. In an age where technology is become more and more ingrained in our everyday lives how would someone with a fear of being spotted among a crowd adapt to this?
>>26034150
i know this exact same feel. i'm decent-looking and not terribly autistic or anything, but the idea of people i knew years ago seeing me using it and going "haha anon's using tinder, what a loser" is holding me back.
i know realistically that no one would actually give a shit, but still
>>26034150
Make a new fucking facebook?
Turn up privacy settings all the way?
Online dating and tinder are worthless if you're an average male, here's why:
1. Women already have access to average men that they KNOW IN REAL LIFE. If they resort to online dating it's not because they can't find an average guy, it's because they're looking for an ABOVE AVERAGE GUY.
2. Men outnumber women on these sites something like 39:1.
3. A majority of women that use these sites aren't looking for ANY GUY AT ALL. Most girls that use these sites do it just for ego validation. It's nice to be told by hundreds or thousands of people every day how great you are. It's especially nice to know that "I could have totally made that rich Indian doctor dude give me half his salary just by letting him lick my feet." It let's these women feel like they have options, which is a nice feeling.
4. The women that use the app properly (i.e. actually looking to fuck ) only want to fuck really hot guys. Like to 5% guys.
In other girls looking for just sex can afford to say NO to hot guys because a hotter one is just a couple of swipes away.
All this combined means that online dating (including tinder) is WORTHLESS to you as a male if you're looking for a girlfriend/stable relationship OR are not in the top 5% of good looks.
In real life it's much easier for an average looking dude to get laid in find a girl. In real life money matters more too.
I'm out, /r9k/. I've somehow become an ultrachad lightningcock, and I don't belong here anymore.
I managed to cuck two chads and get my oneitis, so I assume that I've gained their powers. If anyone wants it, I'll greentext, and it involved both chads crying, and it's pretty good.
Sorry, no roleplay aloud.
Thanks anyway!
sure let's hear it
>>26033900
You were never a robot in the first place,faggot.
>pls greentext
Anyone else starting to hate white people?
Your women are mostly alright but fuck, your men are terrible. Fuck white men.
White men are ok irl. They really are know it alls, that is true even in real life but it is 10x worse online because they're is not filter.
i hate white ppl in general
white men are either beta fedora cucks or faggot annoying chads while white women are annoying stacies or tumberlinas.
minorities are just as annoying i hate them too
if you dont hate everyone then you are not a robot
>>26033707
>not being a stupid uneducated nigger/sandnigger
>''know it all''
Just because we aren't too poor/Shariah law doesn't forbid us to get an education doesn't mean we're know it alls, it just means that we're educated :^)
There is literally no such thing as a fembot.
Women can be awkward, they can be inferior to other women, but they can never, ever be actual robots. It's literally impossible.
define actual robot.
>hur dur yew can't b robot cuz I said so
>>26033535
literal faggot consider suicide
is this going to be you one day?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0aa_1378355241
Wow... What a fucking creep. I hope robots aren't actually like that
DAMN! I remember watching this when it was first posted and thought it was his friend, but he doesn't even know her!
This is legitimate autism/aspergers/wizard mode
>>26034062
No, this guy is just a bit weird but he's active, social and will probably one day end up with a girlfriend of some description.
Robots are much worse. Robots are usually quiet and keep to themselves. They make no effort to fit in, but silently resent everyone else around them who are having fun and enjoying the beauty of life.
Most robots spend their life in silent contempt. But sometimes they snap and unleash their fury on the world, Elliot Roger styl.e
why don't more women wear cool makeup like this?
Why don't you wear make-up like that?
I've never seen that before. I like it.
because then someone might feel bad for cumming on their face
it could be a lot worse
How could it be worse? They invent a clock that actually works?
>>26033291
That doesn't make it any less shitty.
>>26033291
Sa-a-a-uu-sauce?
Who else here is a fascist?
Where are all my fashbots at?
Did you grow up without a strong father figure anon?
Genuinely asking.
>>26033127
National socialist reporting in
friendly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Yqedxr3Ng
Hey guys. Is there any real point in living? I'm so tired of my shitty lifestyle that consists of doing nothing but playing videogames, going online, and masturbating all day. What can I do to fix my life? Or is there no point in even trying since it's already fucked? I'm 18 and have been a NEET for almost a year now since I graduated, and I haven't done any single thing worthwhile.
Okay guys go enjoy your fembot threads or whatever you enjoy posting in instead. I just wanted someone to talk to me but I guess it's fine in no one does.
19 and haven't done anything worthwhile in my life. No idea how to fix it either and thinking about suicide daily
Can you afford to go to college?
I reinvented myself after being a loser all highschool and being a neet for 2 years after
>When a cute girl you're talking to starts playing with her hair
Does that actually mean something? I thought girls always do that while you talk with them, I mean, conversations are somewhat boring, so concentrating on your hair will make them slightly less boring
>>26033112
It can indicate that they are interested and entertained.
>>26033112
fucking normies on here man....literally never had a girl touch her hair while talking to me
Give me one sentence that I can say to a girl that will make her love me
"Come here honey, my cum is honey"
"Suck my balls and i'll suck yours"
is that syphilies?
