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WAGEKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
tick tock, my deepest sympathies are with you ;)
>>25314722
thanks phamm
WHO KILLED THE KENNEDYS!?
>>25314603
After all, it was you and me.
>>25314603
Kylo Ren
>>25314626
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste!
>Pic related
>My girlfriend
>Go out with friends for boxing day
>Get drunk
>Party until 2am
>Go home
>She is waiting for me
>Dressed all slutty
>Gives me orange juice and cooks some food to make my inevitable hangover better in the morning
>I eat the delicious food she makes
>Sat down
>She starts rubbing my dick
>Strip tease in front of me
>Her waist to hip ratio is godly
>Gives me the best BJ ever
>Sloppy, no teeth
>I rip her black panties off
>Put my dick in her tight, wet, warm pussy
>We fuck
>Fuck for 20 mins
>Missionary position
>Her legs are over my shoulders
>She screams she is cumming
>Feel the surge of her orgasm lighting through her legs
>Her eyes go to the back of her head
>I cum with the force of a thousand suns in her pussy
>Cum everywhere
>We both shower
>Cuddle until the morning
Why don't you have a gf bros?
>>25314572
I'm not gonna read that but post more of her soles
>>25314572
>reverse image search
you're fooling no one.
>>25314572
Post feet please
>be me, 9
>went 2 cuddle cat
>cat weed in my mouth
>dont cuddle cats it doesnt taste good
>feels bad man
>>25314510
Nice original Pepe and story, upvoted!!
>bleach.jpg
Why do you guys fawn over that Rose girl? Is she even a girl it seems you guys are more into traps.
I imagine her asshole is really nice.
Small, tight, pink and very sensitive.
Rose >= god
>started skipping rope, 8 minutes every day, 3 days later my erectile dysfunction has been cured.
keep doing and you'll be less of a fat fuck
>thinking you can cure /r9k/ influenced ED problems
There is no worse feeling than having diarrhea
>>25314168
I actually think it's a nice feeling, normal shits feel good but the relief from diarrhea when it all explodes out your asshole is outstanding
constipation is far worse
>>25314168
>that pic
I just got a bon bon
Is balding the male equivalent of sagging tits?
>>25314026
nope, chad will still fuck her, she will still get a normie bf
nobody wants bald guys
>>25314026
Yes. One can be covered up with a hat. One can be covered up with a bra.
>>25314026
No, balding is a lot worse. Her tits will still be fine into her 30s when her looks will fade anyway.
>make an online friend through a videogame
>we run out of stuff to talk about in a week and he removes me
HOW DO I STOP BEING FUCKING B O R I N G
HOW DO I KEEP A FRIEND
WE HAD COMMON INTERESTS BUT HE WOULD JUST REPLY TO ME IN SENTENCE FRAGMENTS
seems like it was a problem with him, not you.
Either that or you didn't do well enough when it came to analyzing what he had interest in and making a conversation out of that.
Some people aren't meant to be friends.
>girl randomly quizzes you on her bra size, birthday, favorite hobby, favorite hangout, favorite season, favorite color, occupation, major, age, weight, height
huniepop addiction is all too real
ihavent had sex since 1 months ago. why even live desu?
Could be b8, but grow the fuck up.
I haven't had sex in almost 4 years. You'll live.
>phone rings
>don't dare to answer
>Get text
>It's just a message from my carrier
>look at previous calls
>like 5 pages of 'mom'
Just got rejected by the fifth girl I asked out. It isn't true what they say. It definitely doesn't get easier with time.
>Only one female number in my phone
>It's an ex coworker
>she said last time I worked that she had a friend for me
>text her a couple of weeks ago if she's willing to set me up
>no reply still
>>25313846
have you considered not asking someone out until they give you the signals?
>>25313910
She told me earlier she used to have a crush on me and she thought we would work well as boyfriend and girlfriend and that she might have changed her views on commitment after all.
.....does that count?
Cornel West once talked about the "niggerization" of America and Anon says: All men are about to become niggers in this feminist society.
The reason why its white men who shoot up schools more often and who are usually more psycho, is that they aren't used to be treated like niggers. They were not prepared for that. And now men as a group become niggers. Women the slave holders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfmay9UpXvo
>tfw you that white nigga
>>25313733
Swede here. It's not so bad. You just have to do as the old ladies wearing thick-rimmed glasses say and you get your allowance. I'm even better at cooking than my mom now!
Have to go wageslaving at 9pm to 5am today. Also for the next two days
How to kill time /r9k/? Im a nightshift security guard.
>Its in the freight area of an airport
>very, very, very crowded during nights
>under constant stress, cant fucking stand it
>cant access a pc
>cant get out my phone to 4chan or anything else, because their "muh strict rules"
>have to be always on position
>the people im working with are
>L I T E R A L L Y
>I
>T
>E
>R
>A
>L
>L
>Y fucking normaltier-shit. I dont even try to communicate with them
>people already shittalk about me behind my back, because im silent and dont talk much
>Im already dreading it, like everytime i have to go to this shithole
>cannot listen to any music either, as said above, no phone
>secretly wishing to just get kicked out
>tfw missing neet life, but also want bux
wat do arcanine?
JUST fuck my shit up senpai desu senpai
Explain how people talk shit?
