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>white male
>handsome
>fit
>clean
>educated
>artistic talent with a focus in anime
>vast knowledge of why macs are shit
>refined taste in Chinese cartoons
>years of practice in the art of the katana
>virginity carefully preserved
Too good for women tbqh
>autistic talent with focus in anime
>>25319268
>artistic talent
>anime
pick one, pleeb
>vast knowledge of why macs are shit
giggled
>tfw swedish, 6'4
>girls here dont actually care about height
kill me or atleast send me a plane ticket to the US or some other manlet country
>6'4
Did you mistype that or something mate
>TFW you can't textless post.
>>25319286
what
I'm 194cm
i even work out a lot and weigh 94kg / 210lbs, and total 540kg but this is just because i thought it was gonna get me a gf when I was 16 and i stuck with it
Any tips for a newfag like myself???
>>25319186
die blox
>>25319186
Familiarise yourself with the board rules, then disregard them as you spam the most obnoxious of memes and cancer threads ad infinitum. You'll fit right in.
t. I want off the ride but once you're on, you can't get off
>>25319186
lurk more so you know how the site works
dont post reddit frogs
Do you ever get those feels like you're looking out at a lost world you'll never explore?
I'm high on drugs and I'm feeling feelings I can't type properly
Please someone help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpQA9UiKsU
This is the worst possible world.
What is the most bitter female demographic on /r9k/?
The fatties
Just like irl
Can women take estrogen to become prettier? I know some of you take testosterone to become manly and I'm wondering would the same happen if a woman took estrogen pills to become womanly and prettier like trannys
>>25318957
Not anymore effective than plastic surgery.
>>25318995
What do you mean?anonity
women already do
birth control is basically estrogen, and some women take it to clear up their acne, since it's usually caused by testosterone
otherwise, it wouldn't really do anything
maybe bigger breasts or some bullshit, but no
it only works with test because test is used to build muscle, estrogen doesn't do anything except make your baby parts work and tell your body to put fat in x places
Normees get the fuck out.
>>25318835
no.
fuck you robot and your stupid gift boxes
>>25318858
>2016
>not being 4chan pass master race
>being a verificationcuck
>ask my regular dealer for some cocaine
>"is pepsi ok"
This thread is so stupid it made me laugh.
was the holocaust ok?
>>25319383
It's a nice fantasy.
https://youtu.be/-zy2QqyV-1I
>tfw you will never be able to casually dance like thiswhy even live ;_;
you could if you spent 6+ hours per day for 5 years practicing dancing
but youre not going to do that
https://youtu.be/sy4Ogh4TEuI
>tfw you'll never be a part of a dance team on a continuous competition winning streak
>>25318949
>implying it takes 5 years of practicing to dance
Not everyone is retarded.
Did he upload this on prupose I mean why do people do that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iepce3nzF_c
>>25318775
>looks right into the camera for every burp
Holly shit.
>Pic related
>My girlfriend
>Go out with friends for boxing day
>Get drunk
>Party until 2am
>Go home
>She is waiting for me
>Dressed all slutty
>Gives me orange juice and cooks some food to make my inevitable hangover better in the morning
>I eat the delicious food she makes
>Sat down
>She starts rubbing my dick
>Strip tease in front of me
>Her waist to hip ratio is godly
>Gives me the best BJ ever
>Sloppy, no teeth
>I rip her black panties off
>Put my dick in her tight, wet, warm pussy
>We fuck
>Fuck for 20 mins
>Missionary position
>Her legs are over my shoulders
>She screams she is cumming
>Feel the surge of her orgasm lighting through her legs
>Her eyes go to the back of her head
>I cum with the force of a thousand suns in her pussy
>Cum everywhere
>We both shower
>Cuddle until the morning
Having a gf is amazing. I swear I am going to snap my dick if she cheats. I can't be alone anymore
Nice b8 m8 r8 8/8original
>>25318724
i shit my gf up last night
>be me last night
>me and gf in bed at her house
>watching based david attenborough sea doc
>shes on the ipad, im resing my head on her chest, shes using my head as an ipad rest
> i start to drift off
> im not asleep, but im dreaming
>holyshitisthisluciddreaming.jpg
> im fucking fighting shrek
>eventually we become mates
>sit down and start having bants
>apparently out loud i was laughing like a mad man, shrieking every now and then
>gf is scared
>shes shaking me to wake me up
>it works, shes asking what the fuck that was
>i try to tell her it was a lucid dream
>nothing comes out
>she asks again
>nothing
>im looking right at her and shes panicking now
>shes asking why im not replying
>thats when it happens
>i go to shout "im fine"
>that isnt what comes out
>demonic fucking raptor screech
>what the fuck
i snapped out of it after she jumped up but i still don't fucking know what it was
bonus: i also asked her in my sleep if shrek had layers of witty banter like an onion
Daily reminder that if your wrists are thicker than 2 inches, you most likely are a Chad and can't be a robot.
Kinda hard to measure them like that. But around, they're like 7.5". A-Am I still welcome here?
>>25318737
Measure them like a proper pleb and by thickness rather than circumference, then come back.
Normal pisses themself, totally ok.
>>>/soc/23043196
diapers are the answer
This is a great thread. It shouldn't 406.
>>25318634
That's because /soc/ is for outpatients and /r9k/ is the closed, medicated ward.
You ever see a post that kind of gets a late or early reaction out of you?
Like you scan it before you read it and you know it's funny and your face contorts into this snarling sneer of labored chortling?
yes and most of the times it's one of my replies
YEAHHHHHH COME ONNNN
HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
YEAHHHHHH
COME ON DOWN AND SEE THE IDIOT RIGHT HERE
TOO FUCKED TO BEG AND NOT AFRAID TO CARE
THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN
What do I do to ignore them behind me?
Do I follow my instincts blindly?
Do I hide my pride from these bad dreams?
And give in to sad thoughts that are maddening?
Do I sit here and try to stand it?
Or do I try to catch them red-handed?
Do I trust some and get fooled by phoniness,
Or do I trust nobody and live in loneliness?
Because I can't hold on when I'm stretched so thin
I make the right moves but I'm lost within
I put on my daily facade but then
I just end up getting hurt again
By myself
MYSELF
BUT IN MY MIND IF I
I cant rely on myself
MYSELFFFFF
I CANT HOLD ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
WITH THOUGHTS OF FAILURE SINKING IN
