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Breaking up with my cunt gf today /r9k/ and returning to the land of the robots, anybody wanna give me a welcoming party?
>>25325000
I think your trips are enough senpai.
Lol, fug off.
I just really want to talk about someone I have been studying for the past six years now, but I don't know where to find anyone to listen
what am I supposed to do about that? it isn't fair
>>25324995
Make a tumblr and tag it your posts with random shit. People will find it
>>25325049
nobody there seems interesting enough to discuss him with
it can't be that unusual, but people never want to talk about it
>tfw hemorrhoids
Any other robots who are literally butthurt?
no, but i know that feel.
>>25324864
Had them about a 2 years ago, quite a pain in the arse.
I am. How bad is it? I can't feel mine unless I'm taking a shit, then it hurts like a bitch.
On top of that, I got pinworms in my butthole.
> Every one of your ">tfw no bf" threads have gotten replies
Feels good man.
>>25324806
they aren't yours
>>25324806
Thats a shitty rare pepe
It looks all weird
>>25324883
it's not even rare though
TFW will never know what its like to be manlet
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=690_1451352002
>tfw no manlet bf to bully sexually
>>25324802
Are you a trap?
Fuck the filter my comment is original
Anyone here write poetry? I'd like to start but don't know what to write about/how.
>>25324728
Writing (real writing, not storytelling) is about grammatical/syntactic elasticity.
What do I mean by this is, for instance:
>About syntactic elasticity is writing.
For instance, seeing that both sides of the linking verb (?) are always equally capable of being the subject, even if one of them is an adverbial phrase (?).
Become interested in grammar, it will help.
>>25324822
Note, I don't just mean changed word order. See:
>About history is what every book should at least partly be.
Mad Lib Elegy
BY BEN LERNER
There are starving children left on your plate.
There are injuries without brains.
Migrant workers spend 23 hours a day
removing tiny seeds from mixtures
they cannot afford to smoke
and cannot afford not to smoke.
Entire nations are ignorant of the basic facts
of hair removal and therefore resent
our efforts to depilate unsightly problem areas.
Imprisonment increases life expectancy.
Finish your children. Adopt an injury.
'I'm going to my car. When I get back,
I'm shooting everybody.'
[line omitted in memory of_____]
70% of pound animals will be euthanized.
94% of pound animals would be euthanized
if given the choice. The mind may be trained
to relieve itself on paper. A pill
for your safety, a pill for her pleasure.
Neighbors are bothered by loud laughter
but not by loud weeping.
Massively multiplayer zombie-infection web-games
are all the rage among lifers.
The world is a rare case of selective asymmetry.
The capitol is redolent of burnt monk.
'I'm going to my car. When I get back
I'm shooting everybody.'
[line omitted in memory of _____]
There are two kinds of people in the world:
those that condemn parking lots as monstrosities,
'the ruines of a broken World,' and those
that respond to their majesty emotionally.
70% of the planet is covered in parking lots.
94% of a man's body is parking lot.
Particles of parking lot have been discovered
in the permanent shadows of the moon.
There is terror in sublimity.
If Americans experience sublimity
the terrorists have won.
'I'm going to my car. When I get back
I'm shooting everybody.'
[line omitted in memory of ____]
Anyone else /dead significant other/ here? How are you holding up? How'd it happen? What's your level of fucked up?
Me
>mother killed by a drunk driver when I was 12.
>tfw no maternal warmth.
>tfw resort to cocaine.
>tfw sex with whores
>tfw HIV
>tfw nightmares every night.
level of fucked up: 8/10
Bump bump bump 817262?$.)
>wagie for McDonald's
>at Burger King
>bathroom has "employees must wash hands" sign
>wash hands anyways
>be ausfag
>don't shitpost
you know like, when you're at a friends house and they have like, a lil bro who's just obnoxious as shit? The brat tries to show you their shit grass castle in minecraft and your friend just awkwardly smiles?
Oh wait, you wouldn't, you have no fucking friends.
>fixation
noun
1.
an obsessive interest in or feeling about someone or something.
"his fixation on the details of other people's erotic lives"
synonyms: obsession, preoccupation, mania, addiction, compulsion; More
>mania
noun
mental illness marked by periods of great excitement, euphoria, delusions, and overactivity.
synonyms: madness, derangement, dementia, insanity, lunacy, psychosis, mental illness; More
an excessive enthusiasm or desire; an obsession.
plural noun: manias
"he had a mania for automobiles"
How much should a person love another person? Ive been told by a few people that my girlfriend is obsessively to the point of yandere type behavior. Ive been told this by couples that are "in love". Do they say this because they dont know what its like to be truly in love with another person? My girlfriend is crazy in love with me, from the bottom of her soul. Shouldnt i be happy that i can have her and keep her as a loyal partner? Why shouldnt i be happy that i have that? should i instead wish for a partner that i have to constantly please in every facet of life, regardless of my actual feelings for her? My effort becomes more of a "how can i prevent her from leaving me?" instead of "i really love this woman, i want her to show her i love her all the time."
my girlfriends intense love makes me love her even more. Why would i even think of ending that love?! shes cute, shes sexy, and we make eachother happy. The question i ask myself is, do i only love her because she loves me, or do i really love her? I havent found many girls i like and could see myself in a long term relationship with, but with my girlfriend now, i do.
>>25324592
I hope this isn't bait.
First of all. Do you get a slightly euphoric feeling in your chest but in a negative sense that you thrive off of or that powers you while over analyzing every single aspect about what she's done. Then you argue with her then it goes full circle and then you're thinking again?
If so I know exactly what you're talking about because been there done that
From how you're writing, I don't think you loved her, nor did I with mine. You see her as somewhat of a possession. Coupled with the fact that your 'mania' is essentially about her condition, yeah, I think you view her as a possession.
I've been through exactly what you're going through. You have most likely kept mentioning it to her and made her feel bad about it, but that gives you control over her. I have low empathy, I don't know about you, but from the way you write you may be too. If you go overboard with the controlling however, it can make her do a 180. The key is to remain dominant, keep her feeling inadequate, set your boundaries if you havent already, and literally keep her around.
>>25325111
i dont make her feel bad about anything, and i empathize too strongly. I love her, but i might not want to marry her, but i feel like, i sort of could. Its a weird situation. I want to love her, but i dont want to love her just because shes so in love with me. I havent decided if i love her by herself. but i wouldnt love her, if she didnt love me.
![[CBM]_Cowboy_Bebop_-_Session_19_-_Wild_Horses_[720p]_[A97A8F4F].png](https://i.imgur.com/kmial84.png "[CBM] Cowboy Bebop - Session 19 - Wild Horses [720p] [A97A8F4F]")
ITT: normie shibboleths
>"my gf"
>"my ex"
>"this girl who likes me"
>"i'm dating"
>"my tinder"
>"this girl i used to fuck"
>"lost my virginity"
>>25324472
'keep wallowing then'
these aren't really shibboleths
always remember
ah ah cog in pars
What's the story on this chick? I see her posted on here occasionally.
>>25324352
/soc/ regular
I'm so angry I want to punch every single human bean in the face.
>>25324330
u wot m8? fookin fite me rite now u cunt
Even if she burned them, a little ketchup can always save the day
When I was four I drew a picture of a machine that turned people into beans called the human bean machine
>you'll never know how it feels like
>>25324095
not with a 10/10 qt like kris
I want live quietly all life time. There's not any noise in room
In a cozy room, and cup of tea and warm blanket
And Snows are falling down over the window
Knock,knock
Oh here comes the little guest, it's her, who i met at the school she called "most boring girl in school"
bring a tea and talks about classical music and my other interests
This triggers my tinnitus.
W-what?
Bloxybloxybloxy
I like your style of writing OP
