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When was the last time you got baited?
nigs gon nig
>>25320087
on some 4chan thread, some guy said "go back to reddit fag" and i lost it
>>25320087
>the niggers rush to snatch the phone
>one of them has a literal shit fit when he discovers it's a stitch
Need I say more
Isn't it fucking insane that traits like virginity were simply expected of women less than a century ago, but now if you even indicate you prefer them you're branded a sexist misogynist neckbeard manchild loser
>>25320002
Hahahahahahaha.
Ehehehehe.
Hoooooo.
Man, you think the Victorian era stuff was real?
>>25320329
>hurr durr society never changes and people have always acted the exact same way
Fuck off with this stupid shit
>>25320466
people have always been having premarital sex, anon
you're seriously deluded if you believe other wise
was it frowned upon?
yes, but they still did it
Who /againsttheodds/ here?
I feel that even though all my defects are going to hold me back a lot, struggling to get through life somehow makes it worth it.
That pain is better then feeling nothing about anything.
I also feel that I can at least succeed at struggling to improve my life and enjoy that even if it is a sisyphus type deal.
>>25319959
I found out my dad has cancer this week. That's pretty much going to be my life for however long it takes him to beat it or die. Surprisingly focusing on someone you care about helps a lot when you're depressed. I feel happier in a weird sense that my problems are kind of irrelevant to my last remaining friend and that his comfort has to mean something more then me being alone or poor.
Why don't you just get a girlfriend?
Why don't you just industrialise your economy?
Any robots DTF?
Post asl if you want to get laid, lets do meet ups and get some robot's cherry popped
>>25319807
19 male NY
>>25319807
>mfw someone actually believe this also
>>>/soc/
>>25319833
No, this is not for normies. Soc is full of chads that would rampantly run all over it
Have you done your part to protect our wonderful white women from the evils of the patriar- I mean the jews and niggers?
Follow your leader, etc.
I've been seeing a lot of no-fap posts here recently.
Fapping is healthy, however porn is not.
Who else is ready for a no-porn January? Imagination only, you will only be able to fap when you are suffienctly horny and not out of boredom destroying your dick and brain chemistry.
I'm up for this, i tried masturbating only once a week with no porn a while ago, i failed in less than a month.
Time for revenge
can I draw my own porn?
>>25319709
I could do it, OP.
>tfw you used to lurk on the same irc channels Bailey Jay used when she was still just Line Trap
>tfw never had anything interesting to say
>tfw still think about what could have been if I knew how to be funny and charming
>i will never know the feeling of holding her in my arms in our modern but tasteful condo while we play vidya and she playfully paws at my benis
why even live senpeis
If she didn't get the scumbag tattoos a few years ago she'd be the perfect woman
>>/lgbt/
We have a containment board for you bubonic butt blasters
>you will never have a qt3.14 tgirl look into your eyes with drops of cum on her lips
>snowing outside
>curled up with a book to read
who \comfy\ here
What ya readin'?
I'm listening to emo music waiting to pass out, but you got me moved to read.
>>25319682
The Silmarillion
>>25319718
Oh, okay.
Have fun.
So /r9k/ where were you when you realized the sources of your fetishes?
femdom humiliation. fuck you jumpstart third grade
Butts -> Assholes -> Traps -> Trannys
Please post your favorite .gif file
I keep expecting him to land one in his mouth even though I know it's not gonna happen
REMINDER TO POSTERS:
if your .gif don't .gif you must sniff the stiff
and you should kill yourself
>>25319619
Thanks for the reminder xxoo
FUCK I WANT TO SHIT SO HARD RIGHT NOW I CAN FEEL IT IN MY ASSHOLE BRB GUY'S
>>25319467
NO DON'T THAT'S HOW THE JEWS GET YOU
>>25319629
It's too late..feel good desu
Im an asian guy with white girlfriend. I will admit my girlfriend is hot and probably out of my league... but she loves me out of all the many guys thay hit on her... and im not a loser like most of you guys on 4chan
I was at walmart today with my girl and these white guys talk shit behind us.... they whispered loud enough that they wanted us to hear... they were saying "why is she with him, he must be rich" "he cant fuck her good with his small dick" "shes a hoe" ... my girlfriend was getting mad and i could tell..
I turned around and i went up to their faces and said "if you guys werent jealous dicks maybe girls will like you." "And my girl is way to good for you losers.... i grabbed her and kissed her in front of all them" their faces get all red and they stay quiet... they wanted to fight me... but im taller then them all.
My girlfriend was so proud and turned on i stood up, and showed her im an alpha asian that deserves her... went home fucked her goood.... shes madly in love with me.
Why do people get jealous about girls of their nationality dating out... its 2016...
>>25319460
It's because all the other races are coming up, like they should.
So whiteboys are feeling threatened.
They like to think that they are born with some special dating privilege just because they're white. In a way they are just like women.
But now the illusion is slowly fading and they mad.
>a man with an 8/10+ face getting rejected because he's 5'7"-5'9"
Something that has never happened. If you're handsome, women won't care about your height unless you're 5'6" or under, and even then a lot of them won't care.
Lanklets and self-hating manlets, please understand this.
Hmmm ok. I see it all now.
faggot
>>25319404
>being all that and 5'6"
Heh.
She ends up marrying the manlet.
So, anyone up for posting their most recent dream? I'll start
>i arrive at this refugee camp in Kenya (the driver who looked like your average american general from a movie told me) in the middle of the desert
>literally in the middle of the desert,not even a road leading into it
>get out of the jeep i was in, start strolling through the camp seeing the residents doing basic things like getting food and medicines
>out of nowhere a bunch of planes start bombarding the camp
>i dive into an empty tent, not like its going to help but i do it anyway
>after the planes go away and are circling back ,i rush and get an ak-47 from a dead soldier and start running into the desert
>4 or 5 residents follow me, i keep running/walking for about 30 minutes
>we arrive into a foggy forest and one of the guys tells me not to go there because its dangerous
>i go in anyway
>get fucking scared because of howling noises and similar shit
>the dream ends as i see something that looks like a hyena flying into my face and i'm trying to react
i have no idea what the dream meant
share your dreams my fellow robots
pic kinda related
>be in some kind of interment camp with bunch of little rooms full of people
>whoever walks out of the room gets eaten by horrible monster(kinda like grinning lizard-bird giant)
>I somehow manage to befriend the monster
>lets me go
>I get guns somewhere and hunt down the people who are trying to run away from the monster
>try to survive in the woods with scarce ammo and supplies
Then I woke up and had another one
>standing at a train station
>see stairs I realize I have never walked up on
>walk up find a door leading out of the train station
>bunch of junkies/metheads are standing there
>they start harrasing me
>I start fighting them and stab one of them to death
>they all run away as the guy is lying on the ground bleeding to death
>I walk away
>trying to get away fast
>bump into some chicks bag and it falls on the ground
>she looks like pic related(from the walking dead)
>starts bitching at me and tries to fight me
>I easily subdue her
>we fall on the ground
>I start punching her in the face
>out of nowhere I start raping her after her face is all bloody
>people at the station just walking by not giving a shit as it's happening
Honestly I'm even afraid to seek professional help at this point. But good thing is most of my dreams aren't like that.
