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>inb4 why do u care what other ppl wear waaaaa
>>25316108
People need to learn that athletic shoes are for -----> Athletic activities. It's very, very simple.
>>25316108
oh, look, it's THIS thread, yet again
>inb4 350 posts and 75 image replies omitted
To those who complain about loneliness, why don't you ask your parents or family member to help set you up with someone?
It didn't really occur to me either until yesterday where that situation sorta happened, so what do you say /r9k/? If someone you were sorta close to helped set you up with someone, do you think you could succeed? Is it the opportunity you had been waiting for?
>>25316088
This only works if you come from India or an established east asian family I think.
It's really not socially accepted elsewhere.
I can actually probably get a qt pure girl from the surrounding villages in my small town(in the Aegean). Seems pathetic but I might give it a go when I stop being a NEET.
>>25316107
Is that how it is? Yea i'm from China but moved to america and yea its 50/50 how it works over there, what do you do then if you arent asian? give up
ok /r9k/ were doing a new kid thread ill go first
>be me
>start of high school
>nervous.jpg
>have blond hair and blue eyes
>afraid of being called Nazi
>school full of jews
>see huge kid walk up to me
>you new here?
>yes
>punches me in the stomach
>vomit.jpg
>come back few days later
>got some Bruschetta donauschwaben snack
>kids give me shit
>idea.jpg
>start singing "Pumped up kids"
>go in my backpack for a long time
>start singing louder
> "BOY HES GONNA DO IT"
>pull out Bruschetta
>people get pissed but don't do anything
>get called Nazi
>buy jackboots+ SS uniform wear on Halloween
>Scream "HEIL HITLER"
> Fucking jews are scared
> gets suspended
>moves next month
>fucking normies
>Transfer to new elementary school at grade 7
>top dog bully kid challenges me to a fight because I'm the new meat
>stress and panic about it all day because I've never fought in my life
>kid confronts me afters school, crowd quickly forms around us
>play_it_cool.jpg
>kid walks up violently, gives me a hard shuv/push
>take a step forward, give him the hardest right hook i could muster out of panic
>I knocked him out
>everyone starts screaming and shit
>i just fast walk home
>the next day the bully was fine, but no one even talked to me for the rest of the year
It still felt good tho, no regrets.
>>25316083
>Be me
>Move a lot
>Use self degradation humor to avoid confrontation
>Once I see Chad is comfortable with this and still enjoys it I expand to other lower strata people
>I do this until I can crack jokes about Chad to chad
>Never bullied
>9th grade
>kid keeps making funny of me
>I tell him I am going to kick his ass after school
>kids friend confronts me in Hall
>grabs right arm sleeve and yanks hard and punches me in head
>he runs off
>have torn shirt and embarrassed and pissed off
>that weekend kid that punched me lays in the middle of the road at 4:00AM redoing a scene from a shitty college football movie
>kid gets run over and killed by USPS driver
>feels pretty good
>tfw you're fucking a girl anal and get shit on your dick and convince her to lick the shit off your dick
women have no dignity
I wonder how women are willing to do (literal) shit like this but wince when they even catch a glimpse of my pathetic form.
>>25315989
It's even better to get her to rim you. Utterly humiliating.
Let's get a New Years Steam thread going. It'll be nice to others online as 2016 rolls in.
/id/nroslm
http://steamcommunity.com/id/tjald/
Are there non-white cuckolds with a fetish for "white bulls" fucking their women?
Or are only/mostly white men so fucked up that they fantasize about men from other races doing things to their women they themselves are no longer able and/or allowed to do?
Very very few, it is mostly conservative white men who get off to cuckolding. And it is one hell of a fetish, much better than sex desu.
all the jav has is a bunch of black guys drilling jap women.
and a ton of amwf porn
1950's what?
Stupid/innocuous shit your family flipped out over
>Be 8 years old
>Me, my sister and stepcousin got Pokemon finger skateboards (around 2000 when finger skateboards and Pokemon were both the cool hip new thing)
>Be playing Pokemon Blue on the GBC when bitchy lard ass Southern Baptist stepmom snatches it out of my hand and blames me for my stepcousin losing her skateboard thinking I stole it and hid it somewhere (pic related, it was the Butterfree skateboard)
>Spend all afternoon and evening trying to tell them that I didn't take her skateboard, let alone had any idea where it was, while they move all the furniture and scourge through all of my drawers in my bedroom
>Stepcousin's mom saying "we might not want to visit anymore"
>Over a goddamn skateboard that I had nothing to do with
>16 years later and I still think my sister did it just to stir up shit
I got a few more stories if you're interested
>>25315538
if they involve more of this radical 2000 shit im in.
>>25315538
my sister was a snitching little bitch too. She made up lots of stupid bs and constantly got me in trouble.
>>25315623
Any interesting stories to share?
ITP: Pretend to be 4chan.
DOOT DOOT THANK MR SKELETAL IF U WANNT TO BE TRAP FURRY S-SENPAI~
>>25315491
that girl is beautiful
the fact that she's taken chad into her cunt hurts, for real
>tried to setup new GPU
>couldn't fit the mobo
>tried to setup new mobo
>couldn't fit the case
>>25315466
sounds like you didn't actually look up how to build a computerI got the wrong CPU for my mobo once
>>25315466
Hi my name is anon I buy a bed before measuring the room
>>25315492
actually i got the processor and RAM right but they never told that the GPU wold be so fucking huge
finally that loser got what he deserved
>>25315427
No. Cebruz has been on that list plenty of times. He keeps coming back.
Dynamic IP. Can't be stopped. Only thing that can prevent it is an entire IP range-ban, but that will perma-ban thousands of people.
>>25315736
"Mobile posters were a mistake" - Christopher Poole
Can we please stop the racebait threads? Why are the mod allowing allowing this yet make one thread about star wars and it gets deleted within a minute. Is my thread going to be deleted? It probably will be.
>Why are mods allowing this
This is something I actually want answered. I don't get it.
Bump. Why is this still on the sixth page after 30 minutes.
Who here /alwaystired/ ? I don't know what is it, but i don't feel motivated to do anything, i feel like i have no energy. Where do normies get their energy from anyway?
Is there any legal way to rise testosterone levels? I don't want to roid since i'm scared of all kind of side effects.
Bump
originalbloxx
People get their energy from already being successful little shits that don't have to deal with failure. We, on the other hand, have only been failures all our lives and see no point in even trying.
Coffee, Cocaine and meth
Youre welcome
I'm 22 year old virgin I'm ugly as fuck and I can't breathe, chew sleep or speak I live in a basement and my whole family hates me and everyone would be happier if I ate a bullet
>>25315277
Perfect. Just learn to code. It'll take up all the unused space in your head. Who the fuck needs depth perception anyway.
WHY REDDIT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN MY BOARD I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO LIKE MINDED PEOPLE
>>25315118
https://www.reddit.com/r/NEET/new/
shit meme i made on paint.net fucking kill me
>>>/trash/
Original post desu sempai
>>25314907
That's pretty good actually, I enjoyed it. Would save but can't see a scenario where I'd use it.
>>25314907
pretty good, will save and repost
