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I'm trying to trick my doctor into giving me meth and he gave me a form to fill
One of the questions is "how suicidal are you on a scale of 1 to 5"
What should I answer?
If I write 2 could I get into trouble? Like not being allowed to buy a gun later or get a job. But wouldn't it be suspicious to write 1?
I wouldn't risk putting anything but 1. You know they can put you into a mental ward if they believe you want to hurt yourself?
>>25312706
If my condition isn't serious he might not give me the meth
>>25312737
I actually have ADHD and have put off getting meds because you drug-seekers have made it too much of a pain in the ass.
Just go on the deepweb and get some through the mail.
How are the holiday parties treating you, robots?
I only have one to go to, at my sister's house on New Year's Eve. I'd rather not go, but everyone knows I have no other plans so it would look bad to skip it. Meh
Normie parties are boring,
>no drugs
>nothing crazy ever happens
>only drunk people talking to each other
who /mac n cheese/ here?
theres nothin like a hot bowl of mac n cheese.
i bet u /thicc/ as hell
It's even better when you make the sauce yourself and have a shitton left over instead of eating a 10oz serving microwaved in a plastic tray.
>>25312601
>>25312633
Is dere reason we talkin' like niggers in dis thread, massas?
Can robots know they're sitting in a tin can?
Can they be aware of it?
>>25312462
The expect one of us to be in the can brother.
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM YOUR CIRCUITS DEAD THERES SOMETHING WRONG CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM? CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM? CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM? CAN YOU
Normie here:
last night i had this amazing blowJOB from a really hot chick you /frogs/ tend to call stacys.
i literally fucked her brains until she came with my penis and stuff happend.
i had 5 shots of alcoholics and over 200 confirmed fucks with girls and im not even 21 yet.
I GOT SO LAID i literally wasted 5 dudes with one hit RKO!!!
>>25312349
RAPPER KANKER STEEN OP JE BEELD SCHERM
>tfw just blew a load to interacial cuckhold porn
It's a nice fetish to have
>cuckhold
>cuckhold
>cuckhold
cuck cuck
>>25312234
It's a top tier fetish t b h
Trying to find a gf that will do that with me
If I death grip my dick while fapping, does that mean I will last longer when inside an actual pussy?
it will probably make you impotent
>>25312086
stupid moron
>>25312083
you just need to lay off
"experts" say it has no correlation, maybe its a placebo
But i know if I jerk off and watch a lot of porn for days and weeks and try to fuck its hard to maintain an errection.
Real sex is just so mellow compared ot porn binging.
If you just quit looking at porn and reduce fapping to maybe once a week you should be ok.
>existential crisis
>skull fucking depression
choose one
Know thyself
>>25311922
I think everyone has a point in their life when they worry about what happens after death. When you realize that you have to die someday, it becomes difficult to accept. I even thought about spending my life studying neurology and computer engineering to find out how to store consciousness.
But at some point, you just accept that life is what it is and you should do what you want with the time you have.
That hasn't happened for me yet, I still want to store my brain in a machine.
Why are we so obsessed with meaning?
senpai.. i caught genetial herpes. will any girl without an insane slut past love me again?? i have to use condoms for the rest of my life just fuck me up whylive.
>>25311877
Hahaha
Faggot
Heathen
Herpes comes and goes. Don't fuck without condom when it's there and go ahead when it's not.
Funny to me but the truth is a lot of normies have stds
I think you'll be fine
>tfw Taco Bell is closed
I just wanted a meal before work. It's 10:12 on a Monday, what the fuck?
>>25311839
Dominos then, they deliver 24/7
>>25311844
Dominos is shot tier in my town, sadly
Are you too good for Maccas or something?
>people who say they want to kill themselves but haven't done it yet
just go to your psychiatrist you attention whoring shit
I will go somewhere, it will be glorious.
I want to die but I don't want to kill myself.
What type of kid were you in high school, anon?
>that fat loner gamer kid who everyone avoided/bullied because he was "weird" and "smelly"
Absolute fucking sperglord.
>that quiet kid who got along with everyone but never made an effort to stand out or be different and sort of just blend in the crowd
Literally invisible. A true robot.
Smokin weed in the woods with my bud.AMA.Will provide more info.
The joint
>>25311731
Why haven't you killed yourself yet for being such a massive faggot?
>>25311885
Because im not a kv,m8
>doctors refuse to circumcise me at birth
>severe phimosis
JUST
Get lost with your fake fantasy stories kike. No one wants your propaganda.
/thread
If you're so smart, why haven't you solved all of your own problems yet?
>>25311622
i'm dumb though
>>25311622
what's left of me or anyone when we've denied the hurting?
>>25311653
>>25311718
You are what you say you are
