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It's almost 2016 and you haven't achieved anything that you wanted to do. You didn't find a gf, you couldn't move out of your parents house, you're stuck with a shitty mcjob. The worst part is that nothing is going to change next year, this is going to be your life forever.
There's always room for change, robofaggot. Start improving yourself. You just won't because you're lazy
>>25311583
jokes on you i dont have a job
>tfw only pretend to be a virgin to fit in
Me too bro
These dumb robots are so gullible haha
>>25311575
They never suspect a thing.
>multiple qts show interest in becoming gf
>can't feel anything but disgust towards them
WHAT DID THIS PLACE DO TO ME
You obviously got the wrong message from this board, then. This place is for people who will swoon like chimps at the first girl who will show interest in them. We just hate women in general because they are all lying whores and won't talk to us.
Does anyone here have the simplest dreams that were completely smashed to shit by God but everyone around them has everything?
Literally all I wanted was a full hairline and a small apartment. That's literally all I wanted no millions of dollars or having women swarm me everywhere I go or unreasonably high expectations. I just wanted to be working class and have hair.
God is bad. God is evil.
Get hairplugs... Elon Musk did it.
>>25311535
Parable of the talents, anon.
>>25311535
>be 14
>teacher goes around asking everyone what we want to be when we are older
>the boys are saying astronaut and F1 driver and other stuff
>women are saying host a talk show, super model, singer etc.
>friend says "a stable 9-5 admin job with health insurance benefits"
>class is stunned silence
>You've got to aim higher than that anon!!!!
>he actually got a 9-5 admin job and is very happy.
what the hell is wrong with /jp/?
>>25311454
>Okatu culture
Autism, probably
TRIPS CHANGE MY INSTAGRAM NAME
>using Instagram
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEE
>>25311430
>reeeenewfag
Post your MBTI; random MBTI talk.
Needless to say, INTP master race.
Resources:
http://mypersonality.info
http://16personalities.com
http://celebritytypes.com
OP's favorites:
http://similarminds.com
http://keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
mbti is pseudoscience for special snowflakes, dumbfuck.
>>25311411
/thread
please and thanks
>>25311411
>implying science in a psychological test
>tfw you realise you're actually really lonely
ah
as opposed of what?
and why is this realization so perplexing?
I know the feel senpai sause
Here's my feel family
Don't feel it too much
I don't why I'm so fucking horny in the mornings.
I literally wake up and hump the bed for twenty minutes wishing their was a qt grill I could nail.
Who else has these feels?
Do you not know how to fap?
Yes, but I hump my gf not my bed
Tis a fine day to see our enemies crumble, et toi r9k?
Fresh from today, the irony made it all the sweeter
That poor robot :0 I didnt ask for these feels op
I feel like so much of my waking life gets absorbed by the computer/internet. I use it all day at work, then 'wind down' with it at home (often the entire day).
I recently started an online role playing game (text only) and it is more successful than I expected it to be - people are loving it. It is creating more work for me, which means more computer time. I have books I want to read, but I can't 'find time' even though 3 hours every morning gets spend scrolling online.
What are the effects of this? I feel like shit all the time, have been gaining weight, etc. I kinda want to just avoid the damn thing for weeks, but I don't want to let the online community down.
>>25311109
i would suppose that you are not enjoying this, which sucks because now wharever u do is going to be trash in most ways. try to not be so serius about it, work on it when u have the disire.
>>25311198
The issue is the game I run is moving very fast and I feel like everyone is relying on me to control/approve everything.
I just want to be transported to the 1800s where no one ever heard of the internet.
>>25311109
You feel obliged to strangers on the internet because you are bad at having any sense of self-worth generated on your own. You depend on other people for that. Feeling like you would fail is a horrible thing, not being able to do that game would feel horrible.
Because so much is anxiety inducing, you escape by scrolling on the internet
You need to require your mindset a bit.
anyone else feel an extreme sense of loneliness when experiencing an old piece of media? Anime and videogames are cool and all, but if you try googling anything old or obscure and all you're left with is ghost town forums and low-viewed YouTube videos from 2008 that have only recent comments from 3 years ago. Shit, I even start feeling bad watching videos from 2011-2012.
I mean there are some old things like Morrowind that somehow manage to still have small albeit dedicated communities, but if you look up any anime or vidya from 10 years ago you'll be left with ghost towns. I used to like obscure stuff and took pride in my hipsterism but now it just leaves me feeling lonely
What's the point in liking old/obscure shit if you don't have anyone to discuss it with?
>>25311099
meh, I'm a loner anyway so idgaf
I know that feel so damn well
People grow tired of things and move on. You should too
HELP ROBOTS I THINK MY FRIEND IS GOING FULL NORMIE OH SHIT WHAT DO?????????
>>25311096
Support him and grow with him at least into cyborghood. As cyborg you can shapeshift between the two worlds with ease, while staying redpilled and fully aware of your surroundings.
That's it
>inb4 that gay reeeeeee stuff
>>25311145
>relevant advice that's actually somewhat helpful
Hard working as u can see.
Nothing to do for 7 hours it's killing me.
3 more to go...
Tidy your room, read a book, go for a run, meditate, learn a skill
>>25311106
No I'm actually at work right now and have to wait in this room until something comes up for me to do I only have coffee and my phone to kill time.
Who here /doesn't give a shit about anything and just observe/?>tfw I'm gondola
le people watching am i right?
>>25311094
Fuck off to reddit kid
>tfw nobody understands gondola
