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Since hiro took over we have had to solve way too many captchas before we can post. Before it was 1 captcha per 5+ posts but now you have to solve 1 - 3 captchas per post - it ain't right!
I fight back occasionally by selecting the wrong image and it goes through - fuck you google, I ain't no slavecuck. We need a coordinated effort though, because after too many people select common images it starts to fight back.
Any ideas?
I though we could create a map we could use to solve captchas, given enough time revenue would fall and Hiro would have to back the hell off.
Something like:
What you're told to select -> What you should select
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
tricycle -> cars
waterfall -> mountains
And so forth. Thoughts?
>>25031308
I hate that smug gook
I can never do patio right.
>>25031308
genuinely tempted to get the 4chan pass, these things are retarded
Why the fuck don't you Eurofags just get a refugee gf?
>>25031232
>getting allahu akbar'd just to have average sex with a Muzzy
no thanks desu
they're all men you idiot
>>25031232
All the refugees are men tho
NOFAP MADE ME FUCKING GAY
FUCK YOU NOFAP SHILLING FAGGOTS
YOU MADE ME FCKING GAY I FUCKING HATE YOU
>he fell for the no fap meme
>>>>>>>/lgbt/
No fap actually makes me straighter.
I guess you're just a faggot OP
>>25032053
I didn't fap for a full day which is rare for me, and instead of fapping to traps like usual when I got round to it I fapped to my ex (girl). OP confirmed closet fag.
I wish I was a lesbian middle schooler
>>25031211
i like stories about lesbians getting bullied by the other girls in school. like being forced to eat pussy in the locker room because "we all know you like it, fucking dyke"
>>25031211
If you don't feel like this at least some of the time, then you are pretty much gay, and I am about 80% serious.
>>25031318
thank you for the new fetish
http://fox6now.com/2015/12/09/19-year-old-pulled-into-wood-chipper-on-first-day-on-the-job-business-owner-has-heart-attack/
so like pic related then?
>>25031100
Nah a chipper would be faster and sharper. Still a true nightmare. That feeling when it pulls on you and you're stuck
>>25031100
>>25031139
have you seen that vid where they chuck an entire horse into one of these things?
pretty brutal
>>25031149
no I'm just pretending to be edgy I actually felt really bad even making the thread
How 2 live the comfortable neetlyfe with out living amongst niggers?
Move in with me babycakes
>>25031083
Find rich girlfriend, give her good dick
>>25031083
don't be American
>tfw pretending to be gay on the internet just to get a glimpse of what being desired feels like
If women receive as many messages from men as gay guys get from other gay guys, I understand why they have such an inflated sense of self worth.
>>25031007
They get more. Make a fake OKC sometime with a picture of an average woman. 24/7, non stop messages.
I'm going to make a bunch of OkCupid profiles for research purposes.
So far I'm going to compare
>Chad
>average guy
>gay guy
>attractive woman
>fat woman
Any other suggestions?
>tfw pretending to be gay in real life just to get a glimpse of what being desired feels like
If women receive as many dick from men as gay guys get from other gay guys, I understand why they have such inflated sense of worth.
Are any other robots into electrostim? I tried it for the first time before and it was absolutely amazing.
>parents buy some cheap electric muscle massage thing
>never use it
>pull it out for the first time in months
>put new batteries in it
>one pad on my taint and the other on the foreskin over the head
>turn it on slowly
>feels like my dick is vibrating
>slowly turn it up
>feels like I have pins and needles similar to a 9v battery on the tongue running from the tip of my dick all the way through to my taint
>turning it up and down teasing myself
>notice it has different settings
>switch it to a beeping one
>once every second it gives a sharp shock
>switch it to another one which has a slow build up before reaching max and lowering again
>give myself four or five beeps before switching to the build up one
>feels absolutely fucking amazing on the build up
>turn it all the way up to full power
>the beeping one is making my whole lower body quake with each shot
>the build up feels like it's going to put me over the edge
>feels slightly painful but a really good type of painful
>do this for ten minutes
>eventually one of the pads falls off
>collapse back on my bed and lay there for 10 minutes
>try to stand back up but my legs are shaking still
>didn't cum but feel completely 100% satisfied
>massive pool of precum left on the floor
I didn't even jerk off afterwards, I think that's the closest a male can come to a females orgasm. Now also completely obsessed with >no estim gf
Never tried it but now I want to. Sounds pretty hot.
>>25031517
It honestly feels amazing.
I'm thinking about getting my own and using it often because they're only $25 online.http://www.tenspros.com/tens-7000-2nd-edition-digital-tens-unit-dt7202.html
>>25030941
I kinda want to try that out now but I'd be afraid of zapping my balls
>saw dentist a month ago
>everything was fine other than some slight decay on one tooth to which he said he can fix and it's no rush as long as I brush it
>see another dentist a couple of days ago in relation to something else
>says that every tooth but a few has decay
Is he trying to jew me? is or one more incompetent. Anyone have experience in this?
>>25030940
Fucking good pic holy shit.
>decay on almost every tooth in a single month
I aren't think so, unless you eat sweet shit and nver brush
>>25030940
Source for this? Google's results are cluttered with shit
>>25030940
Depends on how severe the decay is, if the first dentist didn't say much about it then he believes it's not necessary to fill. Lots of dentists are fucking Jew bags out to get money, watch out where you spend your cash.
>failed community college and can't resister because I forgot to drop a class
>have to turn in a paper so I could get into a trade school, but I accidentally set a coffee mug on it and now it has a ring
>25 years old,,friendless HKV
>have only had 2 jobs, they were crap and only held them for a month
how fucked am I? I need to change but don't know what to do now.
>>25030938
just be neet
>>25031050
I want to but my parents and brother keep telling me to do something and put me down. I want a job at a grocery store but you need experience and references, I have no rescinds.
>>25031072
>you need experience and references
Just lie. Minimum wage jobs never check up on that shit. Make up random names and numbers. Pretend you worked at Food 4 Less for a year or two before you started college.
As we are the most clever board I wonder, how did your exams go so far robots?
We all dumb
hoping for 4 A's, but with my luck they'll probably throw 1 or 2 B's in there.
>As we are the most clever board
it's just residual smartness from me posting here. same thing happens wherever I go.
I have been binging on generic harem comedy and moe for the past month and feel like my testosterone levels have gone magnitudes below the normal level.
I just want to watch some badass anime that kick your ass in the gear and make the blood go pumping
Gimme the best manly anime /r9k/
>pic related, shit that i have been watching, MC is always weak as fuck in harem for some reason
>>25030879
pls help
I am feeling really angry because the MC in harem anime ALWAYS gets his ass handed to bullies (sorta like me)
WWWWAAAANNNNN PUNNNCHHH!!!!!
Jojo's bizarre adventures
Ask a robot who just had to speak to an audience of 600 anything!
On what topic?
>>25030866
Patriotism
>>25030839
How much did you have to remind yourself not to puke?
Only trips can save Han Solo
Rollin to save Hanz
Here's my chance !
>>25030853
Darn, well sorry
>tfw when your successful normie parents wonder how they gave birth to such a failure
>>25030769
Why aren't you exploiting their middle-class wealth to improve yourself?
>>25030894
Because i have low self esteem and confidence and my parents dont believe in depression
Their fault for not raising you better. Normies are shit parents.
