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WHY CAN'T PEOPLE KEEP THWIR GENITALS TO THEMSELVEA
IM 19 AND EVERYONE HAS SUDDENLY LOST THEIR VIRGINITY
WHEN DID THIS SHIT HAPPEN I SEE THESE PEOPLE EVERYDAY WHEN DO THEY HAVE TIME FOR THIS
GODDAMN EVERY GIRL HAS ALL ALREADY BEEN DEFILED BY SOME DIRTY PIECE OF SHIT
AHSSHDKDLFNFKODDMDNDO
>>25025814
I'm 19, and I'm a virgin anon....
I'm also an ice ice baby to go! to go!!
Yo man lets get out of here...
Word to your mother!
That was the first time I realized how alone and different I was from everyone else. One day we are all just a bunch of kids hanging out and doing stupid shit, you know, being innocent children.
Then you find out your friends are having sex, getting laid, and doing all this other stuff. No one talks about it in the open, no one celebrates it, It's just a gradual change. People start getting into relationships, they start making out, your best friend is fucking some girl upstairs while you play vidya down in his basement.
That girl who you thought you would lose your virginity in prom actually has had sex with a few guys already. That girl who swore herself to God and promised to wait until marriage, just fucked some dude and regretted it.
The fantasy shatters. Life is like not like the teenage movies you grew up with. You won't hang out with your buds at prom saying this is the night fellas. No, you were just a witness. A ear to listen to all there humble bragging.
And you realize how fucking alone you are and how you can't truly relate to your friends anymore.
Also as a bonus I'm balding too
Is it a better idea to go to a small community or large state university if you're a socially incapable loner with no hope of getting better
state college, the degree is more valuable than an associates from CC.
you can transfer credits from CC to a state college too, but not all the time and not all your credits.
>>25025786
Degrees aren't worth the paper they're printed on. If you want to succeed you either create something people want yourself (entrepreneur), or you make friends with somebody that can get you a job.
>>25025806
>just start a business
because we all have funds laying around for that.
you can't get hired without a degree even if you have a friend with konnects since u don't meat the requirements
How do i man upikr its r9k
lift weights
git money
fuck bitches
repeat
>>25025789
i didn't asked how to be a faggot in denial
dealing with your problems and learning from your failures
You Feel You Lose https://youtu.be/WbW8GgAWKi8 [Open]
>you just lost
>>25025586
ducky's voice actress died at the age of 10
she was killed by her dad
how's that for a feel for ya
Helllllooooooooooo reddit!
You can get tf out now
>>25025598
Kek. With that voice I can't blame him.
Instead of recommending shitty ass animated movies, why not recommend movies only we can truly understand such as this one.
>Goodnight Mommy
Remember robots, power is in your hands, not theirs. Money isn't freedom, it is restriction. You have nothing to lose.
>>25025159
That was a fucking terrible movie. Worse than an M. Night movie.
I recommend The Bridge.
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/the-bridge/
Pic related. Not A bridge, but THE fucking bridge.
>>25025200
>normie detected
I found the direction of filming fantastic.
> willing to go to community college at 23 and get into a bullshit art program just to finally have likeminded friends and stop being KV
> wondering if the possibility of sex and a meaningful friendship is worth 15K
I-it is, right?
>he thinks he will get laid in college
>>25025035
Community colleges aren't party colleges. They're for commuters. So most people just go there for school and go to work after... or return to their kids.
if you're doing it just for the company then it's an incredibly bad investment. you wouldn't want to hang out with most people who go to community college
dear santa, for christmas, all i want is an asian gf, and to be a 6'1 blonde haired, blue eyed aryan god.
>>25024564
True Aryans wouldn't racemix.
>>25024602
thread
100% Genuine original post
>>25024564
if dubs, granted
Howdy WAGEKEKS. I was invited to orchestrate a symphony tonight. It went amazing and I got paid 5k. I live in NY btw. I love being a NEET.
I was a NEET for 3 years and never once did I so much as bother to learn an instrument or cook gourmet food.
Boring delusional meme.
>>25024534
Well you obviously we're still trying to be a Mormon wagecuck. NEETS are ambitious and driven.
>>25024553
Okay, whatever kiddo.
What's the best way to get over a oneitis?
Dante Must Die Mode: I can't go for another girl.
invision her with a roasty
sauce? plsxx
Be successful in ways that matter
Have any of you robots ever tried to become a rapper?
i miss tsim fuckis
he was a real g with a willy on his stomach.
>>25024317
Chicken little is dead right?
>>25024317
Yes I'm running away to the hood
>tfw a girl would rather suffer with chad's domestic violence than be with you
>>25024286
Has she been BLACKED yet?
Why am I not surprised that this isn't an original comment?
>>25024286
They love to be tossed around and abused. Women are pathetic
because its the house she's interested in which belongs to chad.
>tfw no tuko calling, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, jeepney driving, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
whatever, I'm free now
>>25023982
then go to the Philippines and fillup a qt with your peens
You're pretty late today op
>Order some shit off of amazon for christmas gifts
>Have tracking info and everything
>Still haven't been charged
I'm getting worried, why aren't I getting charged? It's been about 12 hours.
Come on guys, Christmas is in 10 days, I want comfort in knowing my shit will actually get here.
Fucking robots. Useless.
Last bump I guess.
I guess I should've make woman hate thread #32434983438 instead
FROM THE OTHERSIDEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Shut the fuck up your a disgusting slag
How can fat people have butt chins?
>>25023663
Jesus christ, this.
I'm tired of everyone sucking this fat sluts metaphorical dick.
>his penis is under 12" long
Red flags for men?
>he is under 7 feet tall
anyone under 6'11'' is just a friend silly boys ;)
>earning under 100 grand a year
>getting laid
Silly boys, this pussy isn't for any lazy jerk ;)
roastie thread
get toasty
