>tfw my parents told me that the first setence i ever said was "i'm afraid"
The destiny was already sealed at birth. I'm a natural born coward and my true self will always be garbage
Am i the only coward in this board?
>>25013535
Take up a dangerous hobby. I've been shot at, stood in fire, fallen out of windows, been exposed to explosive materials and toxic fumes... Makes you think about what you're really scared of.
>>25013753
I'm scared of dying without fullfilling anything at life... or before i reach my fullest potential
>"I'm not looking for anything serious"
>we met at a wrong time
>what a terrible night to have a curse
>>25013491
Girl code for "I'm looking for a fuck buddy"
Remember crescent fresh, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dasab33h1nQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zNY0bPtGYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qU_gEiSbIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0gJZMx79pA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUnulhwJTsQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XEwooQ6ivg
>>25013148
From back when MTV majorly sucked ass.
So glad they got their shit together.
>>25013148
remember when moot was a faggot puddi puddi roody poo candy ass do you know what the rock is cooking know your role xd a scrub is a guy that can get no love from me xd xdxd xddddd
fuckign kill yourself
Wow sifl and olly.. this stuff actually defined my childhood.
Does moot still live in his moms attic?
moot might as well be dead for all I care. fucking normie scum trying to moralize 4chan.
>>25013064
>lives in moms attic
>famous for making 4chan
>non profit website
>always in trouble
I'd have left too t.b.honest
>>25013025
is that a piss bottle
>A girl will never turn around and look you in the eye like this as your balls deep in her anus
Life is not worth living
Post In my thread you fags
>>25013008
Is ahego real? Does anything come close?
>>25013330
Kill yourself turbo loser.
>tfw a doctor snipped your foreskin off without your consent
I guess I can't miss what I haven't felt right?
>>25012946
Opposite for me.
>doctors refuse to circumcise me
>foreskin can't contain gargantuan penis
>needed to get circumcised anyway
BUT WIMMINZ HAVE IT HARDER
*tips hat*
Now fair maiden, will you reward me with intercourse?
>>25012946
Just like you wouldn't miss your arm if you lost it soon after your birth, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn-3NHogC0A
>tfw watching videos from your old high school
High school was shit for me, but my life since graduation has been so awful I'm actually nostalgic for those old high school days.
Is anybody else /nostalgic/ here?
I wish columbine actually happened in this day and age during the filming of one of these fucking awful lip dub videos
>>25012841
>Grew up before internet became really mainstream, and more importantly before social media and smartphones
>didn't have my entire life recorded and catalogued in databases
>A kid could throw up or shit his pants or cry in public or something without going viral and featured on reddit
>Didn't even get my picture taken for the yearbook so no one really remembers what I look like
feels...
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>>25012966
Yeah it isn't very good is it? I just feel nostalgic for the place it was filmed.
Where can I find a "coalburning" gf?
Guys, please. PLEASE!
>>25012830
Ask around. Dating profiles help.
Join the military. The Gubment benefits will get you a nice fat woman who wants you for your free health care.
Women Co-Workers Horror Stories
>bosses daughter finishes highschool
>immediately hired
>19 year old without a day of experience is now my boss
>spend a month just teaching her the ropes, have to work extra hours and take work home to keep up
>she gets all bossy all of a sudden
>bosses me around and gives me stupid tasks only to hang around with me and annoy me
>have...
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>>25012459
She wants to use you as a beta provider. Go for it and maybe she'll reward you with some pussy
>>25012459
Quit. Not worth it.
>>25012459
You sound like a retard. Foot massages? Just say no faggot. If you get fired then just shoot up the place.
>tfw no little wife to take care of and who'll take care of me
I want a wife
>>25012377
I'll be your fat ugly wife senpai
>>25012460
Will dinner be ready by 1800 every weekday?
>>25012483
Sure thing, babe <3
Will 2016 be the year if Flaming Leonardo?
>>25012362
We can only hope, old pal!
>>25012406
Tehe was my fav
>>25012362
>>25012406
forced memes will never
EVER
EVER
be a thingEVER.
i can't be the only one here that is too jaded to make friends.
how do you deal with being alone all the time?
>tfw you don't make friends because people will make fun of you for being 18 with no friends,
>>25012234
Anon what I've discovered is that loneliness is not quite as bad a thing as it seems. When you have no friends you have more time to pursue things that interest you instead. Same with women, they are not worth the trouble. I'll wait for a nice girl to come around but I won't go seeking one out.
>>25012234
you get used to it
you should have known by now
>walking behind a qt
>she throws a cup into the trash can but it bounces off and lands on the floor
>being about 10 paces behind, I pick it up from the floor and put it in the trash
>she looks back and says "thanks!" and carries on hurrying to wherever she was going
Does this make me an environmentally conscientious citizen or a turbo cuck? I'm trying to work out whether I should feel regret about what I have done. I feel like...
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>>25012213
You call her out on that bullshit and she acts embarrassed and when she does you smile and tell her that it's not a big deal, you've done that shit before when you thought no one was watching and that you just wanted to give her a hard time for laughs.
Tell her that coffee she was having was pretty shit though and she should get some coffee at that new place that has that great italian blend, offer to buy her a cup if she's ever in the neighborhood.
apparently it makes you post horrible bait tbH faM
>>25012264
I think perhaps 1 in 10,000 anons could pull this off.
>tfw wake up at 7AM everyday even though I'm a NEET
It's 8 PM and I'm sleepy already but I haven't done anything beside playing games
>>25012137
post more cunny.
>>25012163
I second this with my original comment right here
>>25012137
I woke up at 3AM after going to bed at 1AM. Probably going to pass out near noon for a few hours.
I wish I could get a good night sleep. That's all I want, why is it so hard?
>he has a pepe tattoo
>he has a tattoo of any Internet meme
>>25012289
>he or she has a tattoo
Fucking idiotic
>he has pepe pajamas