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Who else here deleted the Facebook app for their phone? All it is is a spying app that can take pictures and videos of you anytime it wants. Take a look at all the permissions that you have to agree to just to download it.
>inb4 I'm a normie
why would i download it in the first place
>>25003205
For fapping to hot girls you went to highschool with
It took way too much space. Deleted it and Messenger for being memory whore train wrecks.
I only have 3 "friends" that I talk to though.
i have bank pw and instagram username. how do i unlock the nudes
>>25002847
yooOOOOOoooOOOoooOo
OP r u for real?
do not disappoint familia
>>25002867
Yes. Fresh source. I know her first name but need to figure out her email. She doesn't have FB.
>>25002847
>image search 0 results
op is this legit?
Why are you guys soinsecurewhy not just be content with yourself and be comfy about who you are
because everything points to the simple fact that i am inadequate. from movies and tv to kids on the playground. i am a social pariah and don't deserve acknowledgment. i might as well be a cloud. a fat ugly disgusting vapor that is soon to be dispersed.
>>25002711
I'm ugly and have a barely average dick.
>>25002711
I was raised to be insecure. It's not a choice.
>/r9k skates, the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=409xTk1kD1c
>>25002670
This probably what my crew would look like if I had the balls to continue riding a skateboard past age 16.
bumping with more fancy lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DijWE8QeNdc
This is actually the dream
>be me
>take shitty art class in highschool
>dont have any friends in class
>beta to the max
>0/10 edgelord weeb sits at the table across from me
>smells,wears the same shit daily
>probably browses /a/ regularly
>talks to herself for whatever reason
>often notice that she stares at me
>blushes every time I look back at her
>she thinks im into her when really im repulsed by her
>dont know what the fuck to do
>anyways, one day I'm just minding my own business
>beginning of class
>working on my project when I notice the shitstain sitting across from me is staring more than usual
>see her holding up her phone inconspicuously thinking i wont notice
>takes a picture of me with HER FLASH ON
>why the hell would she do that
>everyone on my table notices the flash, they all look around
>"anon did you see that"
>chads at my table laughing
>killme.jpg
>she realizes she kept her flash on and tucks away her phone immediately
>looks like shes going to commit soduku
>I might as well do the same
>45 minutes left of class
>most awkward day of my life
>mfw
>>25002621
awful
im having the same experience but not nearly as poingant
all my chill friends are up north in flagstaff but im stuck in tempe
theres this 1 girl whos supe into me up there in flag
and every time i go to hang out with my chilla friends she sabotages it
she has them convinced ive shown IOI (indications of interest)
she sings so every time i go up there theyre like "anon you should get into singing" "you guys would be such a cute couple"
im like 300198378476x more cool than she is sorry no other way to put it. going out with her would hold me back
she repulses me
ur situation sounds worse tho desu
girls suck desu
>>25002708
Such is life, anon
>>25002621
BOO HOO I HAAVE SOMEONE WHO LIKES ME BOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO fuck off OP
Umaru is the best anime girl of all time isn't she?
She is cutie. But I like lolis more.
>>25002392
Chaika was better.
>>25002432
Chaika has gross white hair
Was he a beta orbiter?
>>25002373
No. He's alpha, just laying the moves on the hot chick at work. He probably has a wife or girlfriend at home.
Fun fact: In the script he wrenches Travis's arm behind his back and escorts him out of the building. Travis struggles and tries to fight back but is too weak.
I've only seen the movie once but this guy really stuck out to me. He clearly feels threatened by the cab driver when he approaches the woman. Definitely a good candidate for orbiter.
>>25002417
>He's alpha, just laying the moves on the hot chick at work
But the moves are fruitless and he's spying on travis when he first talks to her like he's really worried. Not a very alpha move imo
If you are physically capable of having sex you are not a real robot. No matter what, someone will eventually settle for your ugly, autistic ass.
If you literally cannot have sex this thread is for you. We are the true robots.
why can you not have sex
>>25003226
I was in a car crash as a child that shattered my pelvis and destroyed most of my reproductive organs.
my libido committed suicide long ago i cant even get a hard on
>talking about hobbies while on a date
>she likes camping, fishing, skiing, hockey, etc
>you like reading and playing video games
>tfw boring
>>25002078
well you should try out some of her hobbies and you have her try some of yours.
>>25002078
Wow. She sounds like a fucking normie.
I live in a college town and those hobbies are everyone's "hobbies" here.
>>25002645
This. Who fucking cares about camping.
what is campness?
I've seen some guys my sister's age that have figuratively danced out of their mother's wombs and you knew they were gay before the age of three.
I've seen the most masculine of men gain a lisp within 2 weeks of coming out and become completely camp.
What causes it? What is it?
fag speaking
you don't know how worried i get that i'm getting a lisp or a fag voice, they irritate the shit out of me and having one would make me want to actually die
>>25002041
OP here. I've been "out" for over 6 years at this stage and by that I mean if someone asks me I'll tell them I'm gay; I'll never be the first one to bring it up.
I too feared this happening to me; but it's just not true. All I can say, is that in my experience, all, or at least most of my friends have been straight. Perhaps this is what has prevented the "gay lisp" in me?
>>25002110
it might be that gays are expected to act a certain way (be feminine, hang around girls), so they do that anyway
i don't really do that tho, i'm just a Regular Old Dude who likes guys too
Is the White race worth saving?
I would argue NO but I never really cared much about it to begin with.
Not racist but multiculturalism is stupid regardless.
We did our part by industrializing the entire planet and bringing shit skin tribesmen out of the stone age. It was the white man's burden. We've completed our task for the betterment of man kind and now all races can meld into one.
No because white women are race mixing degenerates.
WOMEN are to blame for the downfall of the white race. They are the ones burning the coal and paying the toll.
Who else here /caffeine/
>tfw about 30 minutes since last cup and withdrawal headaches are starting again
>>25001706
nigga youre heart must be jello and your teeth be yellow, drinking caffeine dont make you mellow
>>25001706
jesus christ 30 minutes op i still get high off caffeine i love caffeine
>tfw finished my second cherry amp for the day a few minutes ago ;_:
i limit myself to two a day so the cost doesn't get absolutely unreasonable
THEY'RE TRYING TO BUILD A PRISON
FOR YOU AND ME TO LIVE IN
Also in prison they breath air and in school they also breath...yep you guessed it, air. Its a conspiracy I tells ya
>>25001613
ILLUMINATE ILLUMINATE ILLUMINATE ILLUMINATE ILLUMINATE ILLUMINATE ILLUMINATE ILLUMINATE ILLUMINATE ILLUMINATE ILLUMINATE ILLUMINATE
Can someone help me make sense of what's happening to me?
There is a japanese girl (her grandparents were born there) in some of my college classes. Since 6 months ago she's been randomly making physical contact with me and sending mixed signals. Now, before anyone calls me a normie, i'm a 19 year old kv and never approached a girl. Some of the things she did:
>approach me asking me to explain something she didn't understand during class and sit on my lap when there were empty chairs around me
>hugging me randomly during class breaks
>spending the whole bigger break we have in my lap
>sit beside me during classes and holding my hand
That's from the top of my head but there's more. I may sound stupid but i don't understand why she's doing that when she doesn't even talk to me outside of college and has a boyfriend
pic unrelated
>>25001266
>sit on my lap
if this was ANY situation other than an Asian girl I'd say she was craving the fuck out of your dick. But honest. Asian girls are weird. Asians in general are like fucking aliens compared to every other race on the planet. There's no fucking clue what's going on in their brains and the girls in particular are always up to the weirdest shit.
I would recommend you either get the fuck away from her, or make a move. If you make a move she'll either be your gf or you'll get to get the fuck away from her
>>25001340
She sits on some of my "friends" laps too, but rarely and for less time. The thing is, i don't want to make a move because if i fuck up she will stop doing that and a girl (even if she isn't that cute) sitting on your lap while moving her leg up and down and touching your dick is not something a kv would like to lose
I just don't know what the fuck is the social norm for "a girl who's got a boyfriend is sitting on your dick and giggling"
>>25001266
She definitely wants the d. But be careful since she has a bf.
Who else is ashamed of meeting parents again at christmas and showing them that you're even more of a loser than before? I feel like just crawling under my bed sheets and dying away.
>>25000966
What obligates you to even go?
>>25000981
It would be even more pathetic to not go.
>>25001017
>I can't stand going to Christmas because everyone will think less of me
>I can't stand not going to Christmas because everyone will think less of me
Why even post faggot?
