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Hello friends!
Instead of tfwnogf, why not get an arranged marriage to a sweet Indian girl. :^)
>>25009940
Dude, like 98% of the dot dot injun girls here still smell like they're living in calcutta.
No, because she would poo in the loo. But I'm not so educated in Indian society, so poo in the loo might me a strictly male privilege.
>>25009940
they aren't usually as qt as the one in your pic, OP
t. american pajeet
Tomorrow I take a bus to the city to meet a grill.
Any advice?
She seems to be way out of my league. Terrified.
>>25009929
I heard getting a car is a good advice for any pleb who uses public.
Give up and stay inside
What would you do if you became famous? What would you like to be famous for?
Be a NEET
Being a NEET
>What would you do if you became famous?
Go to random people's houses and knock on the door and watch them recoil in awe
would b cool if i got popular cause of my music. too bad it's too shit for that lmao
Anyone else /fujo/ here?
>go to all trap/gay/cuteboyon OPpic threads
>post cute boy/trap pics, gifs, webums
>see a few anons questioning their sexuality
>see some anons posting their lil butts
>mfw
>>25009614
You faggots are cancer.
>>25009614
The thought of women trying to make me gay is much more appealing than men trying to make me gay.
post your best shit then
Who here stopped giving a fuck and not jumping through a billion hoops again ?
>>25008938
If you're Chad you can basically do whatever you want. If you're not, you are truly better off alone.
>>25008938
As a female (very important :DDDDDD) i think the relationship bullshit is overrated and hyped up for no other reason than marketing. We are overpopulating the earth and all because some greedy cunts want to get more money. Tells a lot about our shortsightedness, kek.
>>25008938
If only most of the ugly trash here could realize that with you.
>All Los Angeles schools shut down because of threats
Why are you robots such pieces of shit?
Don't give yourself too much credit, it's probably just le religion of piece.
>>25008780
>>/pol/ is that-a-way whiteboi
>>25008791
>/cuckshed/
>blm protest/
>/all inclusive holiday to Jamaica for my wife/
My uncle works for Nintendo and he let me see Star Wars episode VIII via the new Nintendo TimeTurner.
AMA
>>25008594
how much cuckery is in there?
How much cuckery is in it?
>>25008594
If you were Adolf Hitler, would you watch Nazi anime?
Euro here. There's an American girl in my classes. I became friends with her because I also want to have friends who aren't locals. At first, she seemed really humble. But the more she got to know me, the more she began to trust me. Then she revealed her true nature. She's a fucking devil. Mocks people constantly, judges people, is into "bad guys" and likes being treated badly, etc. It's the same kind of girl who'd gladly cuck your shit up.
>inb4 all women are the same
No, it's the fucking Americans.
>>25008564
>french women
>most extramarital affairs
>paternity testing is illegal
>western european women have bought just as much into the feminist cancer as their american counterparts
yes euro women are the greatest
>>25008644
they don't need that in france because cheating is haram lmao
>>25008564
Are you sure it's not because you "got to know her?"
hehehehe dance around for me little roachies you are part of my master plan
>>25008505
>he thinks he's in charge
oh how amusing, roach
>>25008515
>>25008505
Keep dividing yourself roaches, all part of my mind games. Soon I'll just dispose of you but there are billions of you roaches to fuck with.
>>25009373
>>25008515
>>25008505
Dance my puppets, dance!
Everything is going as I planned
Gays
How do I operate Omegle on Ubuntu? Can't turn my cam on.
I miss shitposting, trying to get cuties to show tittays and making people upset.
>>25008163
Please respond
Respond please
Install gentoo+gnu+linux.
>>25008401
Are you following my threads around or do you just reply to every new thread because you are a stupid tripfaggot attention whore bitch ass nigga?
Whats the worst thing that has happened to you this year?:
>>25008156
>got a job
My life is fucked from here on senpai
Fallout 4 was definitely the worst thing to happen to me all year.
Decide to take anti-depressants again, I quit cold turkey and now I have to deal with the brain zaps.
>Meet girl when I was 6 or 7
>She becomes my best friend for over ten years after that
>We grow up, we're both 19 now
>Over the past year, she's completely changed
>Became a literal roastie
>Huge bitch in general
>Can't stand being around her
>Tell her not to come to my funeral
>Cleaning room
>Find this note from her from years ago
damn.
You should show it to her. See how she reacts.
>>25008090
can anybody write down this note? i can barely read it.
>that edgy stationary
Holy shit kek
a little over 2 months ago someone posted a "your roll is how many push ups you do" thread and I discovered I was able to do a total of three (3) push ups in succession and about 6-8 total
serving as a bit of a wake up call I just broke 30 in succession and 80 total for the first time. feels gud friends, you too can make it
>>25008048
what about your squat, anon
Congrats, friend, you may just make it
How do i do it. I always give up after some days, help
How do you get over past cringe? Mine is so bad it is surreal sometimes
By sharing it with your friends on /r9k/
hint hint
>>25007964
embrace
>>25007982
there's too much. I really wouldn't know where to start there's not just one thing that sticks out ya know?
>just realized there is no point to chasing women if you're not attractive
why didn't anyone tell me this before?
>>25007961
Because everyone that isn't autismo figures that out at like age 11
>>25007961
Of course, it is possible to chase girls successfully. You jut have to make it look as if you're not chasing, or you'll come across as desperate and will fail. Got it?
>>25007961
There was this dude in my high school who was ugly af, manlet and had a shitty body (he was fat when he was a kid) and managed to get laid when he was 16-17 because he was extremely confident.
He handled social situations like nobody else. He went to every party, he knew everybody, he talked to everybody.
It's not just about looks, it's about being confident and showing control of the situation.
