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What is your ideal way of dying?
>>25033315
good thing I'm not a star trek fan
>>25033315
getting killed by my son
Pic related, me in 2016, or m-maybe 2017
This really gonna happen?
>>25033101
Hi FBI/news network. I don't know. No one here actually does. 99% of this shit here is posted by retarded trolls and bitter virgins. Mostly the former. Frankly it's embarrassing you are even asking. This is the worst place to come to find an answer to your question because that post has become a meme.
On a board where what everyone says all the time is stupid bullshit and retardation, and one person follows through with it, no I don't know if it's "really going to happen" anymore.
>>25033437
This post has been reported to Denver PD
>>25033483
Denver Peepee Dick
WOMEN SEEM WICKED
WHEN YOURE A ROBOT
FACES LOOK UGLY WHEN YOURE
VERY BEAUTIFUL LIKE I AM
RIDERS ON THE STORM
>>25033118
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO HOME BECAUSE THESE DRIVING CONDITIONS ARENT SAFE AND THE ROADS ARE SLICK AND ACCIDENT RATES INCREASE DURING INCLEMENT WEATHER
what do you think is normie bullshit you hate ?
>>traveling to Italy to make a "funny" picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa
go on, tell me
>having children
>dressing them up exact same
>>25032603
they didn't go there just to take the photo and they are kids so they think it's hillarious.
cut them some slack failed normie faggot.
>>25032638
REEEEE gtfo normie, they are probably your kids REEEEEE
http://www.unilad.co.uk/technology/almost-40-million-of-us-might-not-be-able-to-use-the-web-in-2016/
>There are new plans to upgrade the way certain websites are verified which will force users to surf on the non-encrypted web unless they buy more modern devices. This means users may not have access to verified websites like Facebook, Google, and Twitter starting from the New Year.
>unilad
>taking it seriously
Fuck off shill
>>25031934
>http://www.unilad.co.uk/technology/almost-40-million-of-us-might-not-be-able-to-use-the-web-in-2016/
>falling for unilad clickbait
>not realising it will mainly effect 3rd world Indians using a iPhone 3GS as their main computer
>>25031968
Dud,e you legit beat me to the punch with the hole 3rd world thing.
I haven't even bought any fucking presents yet
>>25031861
hopefully i'll have killed myself before christmas
should be a pretty good gift to my friends and family
Can you buy me a subscription to the Barmy at redbarradio.bet
>>25031913
I figuered someone from r9k is listening to that guy
me too
but he's the chad and the bully
>porn makes me miserable
>fapping makes me miserable
>seeing women makes me miserable
>pictures of women make me miserable
>thinking about women makes me miserable
>being alone makes me miserable
>life makes me miserable
>looking in the mirror makes me miserable
how about namefagging on r9k?
>>25031769
it autofills this name there's not much I care to do about it anymore
>>25031762
Are u me op?
how does it feel to cum inside a woman without a bird of prey ?
Idk I can never climax without my condor around
jesus look at that roast
>>25032180
What can't you handle a real woman? Man up, manchild!!!
>parents told me that after this semester I either transfer to uni or enlist in military
>application was a week late, but was fine
>adviser tells me that there's an additional document I need to fill and submit before they can review my application
>submitted it last week
>uni hasn't updated status of my application
>says the document still hasn't arrived, even though I scanned it to the adviser
>adviser hasn't replied to my emails
>it's been a week
At this point I can only assume it's because they're on winter break or something.
So I guess I'm going to the military.
Welcome to uni
Where teachers and the administration don't give a fuck about you.
>oh shit I lost an student's essay
>welp, better give him 0 because its totally his fault right?
At least in the army you get to become fit and play with guns
>>25032075
It sounds like you just had an especially shitty professor.
And I don't want to get fit and play with guns.
The Chair Force is LITERALLY a robot paradise.
>Daddy, why have you been so mad since seeing the new Star Wars movie? Why do you keep muttering that they ruined Star Wars by having nickers in it? And that they're just trying to pluck us to death? What does that even mean? I thought the movie was good...
>>25031658
"I'm so sorry hunny, but you don't exhist, they already have plucked us to death."
>>25031658
GO GET MY BELT YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>25031658
I watched the debate instead.
W-well... It's 6:51am.
Better c-close 4chan and g-get some sleep.
Life s-s-sure is g-great...
Same faM tbH
At least I don't have to wake up to go to work HAHAHAHHA wagekuks btfo
I go on 4chan about once every few days just to post a topic and check out some others.
Why don't you spend your time playing piano, drawing, video editing and language learning? Those are just what I do but there are so many more recreational hobbies that you can productively spend XXXX amount of time doing.
who /notgoodenough/ here?
>friend is smarter than me
>feel stupid and stop talking to him
>friend is in college
>i'll just bring him down, better cut ties
>friend is in a relationship
>oh boy can't wait until they start condemning everything i do
>friend is gainfully employed
>only a matter of time before we stop hanging out because i can't afford drinks and random takeout
i'm pushing everyone away.
>>25031474
no dreams anymore, just me and my right hand.
>>25031474
Yeah. literally everyone I know is better than me.I really don't know why any of them keep me around, there's nothing I can do for them that they need done anymore, or that someone else in their lives can't do a lot better than I can
>>25031751
To remind them of the growth they had in their lives.
by far the biggest piece of shit i have ever known has spent his entire life fucking one beautiful girl after the next, even after beating one into amnesia, still gets more and more, all while my health slowly fails me, while watching girl after girl practically run away from seeing me exhibit any of the same excitement about meeting them as they do for me at first, despite sucking the dick of the first fucking random douchebag who asks them to fuck
now i blow all my money on fucking stupid shit trying to take my mind off how fucking exponentially miserable im becoming, i have practically every material thing i could ever want, yet cant enjoy it at all, all i really want is to be in a fucking coma
and i probably will be dead in a decade or two tops from a fucking heart attack or some shit
god damn i fucking hate everything, someone needs to fucking pay for this shit
Til;dr: Abloo bloo bloo
>>25031479
yep im a male so any complaining means i automatically am worthless since im not fullfilling the strictest definition of my gender role
you're all a bunch of fucking worthless spoiled cancerous kuckold faggots who dont know what its like having real problems and will throw your lives away for a girl at the drop of a hat
>hurr u just need 2 talk 2 ppl to get ur social skills
All my fucking life all i was ever told was i needed to try harder, and that there was nothing wrong with me
Turns out im like this because im basically fucking dying.
And still no one believes me or cares except doctors
My life is a fucking sick joke
You encounter a magic hole in the wall of your room. If you slide your dick through, you'll have a 40% chance of nothing happening, a 30% chance of sticking it inside the mouth/pussy/ass of the person you're imagining at the time, and a 30% chance of sticking it up your own asshole.
Would you take the risk
>>25031398
With a 60% chance of fucking my own ass? Hell yea
>putting a dick into a warm hole
>30% chance I get to fuck my own ass and have good big cums
Why not?
I ain't scared of shit, fuck it.
WARDING OFF REGRETS WASTING YOUR TIME
SMOKING CIGARETTES WASTING YOUR TIME
IT STARTS WITH 1 THING
>>25031393
SO WHY ARE YOU ALONE WASTING YOUR TIME?
>>25031435
I DONT KNOW WHY IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
