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>tfw ugly woman
There is literally no fate worse than this
>>27516421
>inb4 betas will still fuck you
>inb4 fuck off whale
>inb4 whiteknights
there goes your thread
Fuck you, vermin.
>>27516421
>There is literally no fate worse than this
Yes there is: ugly male. Now gtfo you dumb whore.
Share your score and your robotness
I got 100 :)
is that good?
58
somebody please kill me now
>>27508719
Who's /cyborg/ here?
bloxplox
>tfw fembot
>made a dating profile
>don't get along with anyone and lots of them are creeps and weirdos
who /FailedAtOnlineDating/ here?
>>27505051
Post examples of creeps and weirdos
>girls have it hard too!
Fuck off attention whore.
>>27505108
But we do, stop acting like a special little snowflake.
> tfw some anon told me to google pure nud.ism and I actually did it like a retard
well there is no doubt that I am about to be v&. Thanks for all the good times /r9k/
RIP anon
He died as he lived
What is it? I doubt you can be vanned by a simple google search
goodbye OP
have fun being a prison bitch
blouse
bIouse
trouse
noisome
>Why you keep starin at my girl, white boy?
>>27543469
I'm not white faggot and I thought that was a Vietnamese lady-boy.
Why do Asian """"" men""""" make such good women?
cuz her fucking eyes ain't in the same zip code senpai.
ay mane, I stare at what I want boy. *expose gun in jean waistband*
How do i become the best gf ever r9k? Give me tips. What skills should I get? Idk how do i make men happy
Just don't be a bitch. Be nice and give him/her peepee touches or food or whatever it is they like. Not constantly but enough to let them know you care.
Kiss them and stuff
Don't be a bitch
>>27543090
be nice
this is ultimately decided by how attracted you are to the guy
>in parking lot
>see couple with a a baby carriage thing in the cart
>guy opening the door
>wife says hurry up
>try to not laugh out loud by how pussy whipped he is
Ask a girl who shits her pants daily anything
>>27542982
Where?
Why?
Do you wear a diaper or something?
>>27542982
Why don't you sit on a nice comfy toilet anon?or squat over it
>>27542982
can i watch you shit outside you pants?
please, i have a fetish for watching things come out of a girls asshole
Who else here /absolutelyhopeless/ and /literallysuicidal/?
How are you gonna do it?
Why haven't you yet?
Can we have a commiseration thread about the futility of life
Why are you suicidal, friend?
>>27542632
Luckily I live in a state where it's relatively easy to buy a gun.
I figure if I'm going to do it, that's the quickest, easiest, and least painful way to go.
I haven't gotten to that point yet; I still have a little hope that things might get better, but it's nice to have the option.
>>27542632
I'm too much of a pussy, and, somewhere in the deepest dark hole of my mind there seems to be a miniscule amount of hope.
What a life.
What does /r9k/ think of sex changes?Pretty sure 'traps' are just meming, and anyone who actually wants to change their gender is mentally ill
>>27542530
>What does /r9k/ think of sex changes?
As a jew I'm strongly in favor of the feminization of white men since it helps keep us on track to 100% white genocide.
whata disgrace!
>>27542580
you forgot this
18yo here
My school is having it's senior prom tomorrow, but I've decided to skip out due to having zero friends... I figured that it'd be better to not go than to go and suffer either a panic attack or severe depression from lack of social contact (the latter of which has been occurring much more frequently, unfortunately...). The thing is... I can't help but ponder whether or not I'm going to regret /not/ going... I'm not particularly ugly, just extremely socially challenged....
tl;dr
Is prom really all it's worked up to be for a loser like me, /r9k/?
Don't go unless you have a date.
Don't go unless you know for sure you'll be getting some PTP.
I went my senior year and it was basically the girl playing princess while you pay for everything. A group of us were in a limo and sex got brought up and the girl I went with says "I don't plan on fucking anyone tonight." That's when i knew I had fucked up. She was even bitching because we were drinking at the after party.
>>27542145
you should go anon! prom will be the best night of your life :^)
>>27542145
Prom won't make any difference to you an a year. If you go without a date, or even with a date that you're not crazy for, you'll regret how it went. If you don't go, you'll regret missing out. Just ignore it and do whatever you want. Also requesting pic of face
Which do you choose?
Do I at least get to top the nigger?
If I have to take his dick, then I fuck the cow.
>>27542162
I'm pretty sure a cows butthole is pretty dirty.
Sexually, I'm more attracted to the cow.
But is Nas, so I'd have sex with him just to hear him rap Illmatic from beginning to end.
Keep in mind that asian girls are going down the same path as white girls. In 10 years they'll be exactly the same.
You wanna find happiness? Stick to black girls and latina girls, maybe muslim girls if you're feeling spicy
>implying all racies don't have stacies
>implying all women aren't attracted to chaddery
>>27542003
b8b8b8b8b8b88b8b8bb8b8b8
I live in a area with a lot of mexicans and their non ghetto women do seem better than white women. Just don't think I could make even more shitskin kids
>ITT: all of r9k goes to watch a movie
inb4 one of you edgelords burns the place down
>Arriving early and sitting alone in the back, hoping to God nobody sits next to you.
Nobody goes to the movies anymore.
Is this 2010?
I'm grabbing an aisle seat, about 80-90 percent towards the back
Put down both armrests and put my two cans of coke that were in my hoody pocket in
Wonder how the fuck I got myself into this going out in public mess again, and wait for the movie to start
>Things you've posted online will never go away
>There's literally nothing you can do about it
This is a terrible feel. There's nothing worse than knowing posts I've made on forums and websites I still visit (anonymously/under a new identity) still exist. Even worse is that shock when you see them. I can't remember my old passwords to go through them all and delete them. I'd never willingly look at them and will forever pretend they were made by strangers but they're there and sometimes I'll find them by accident, and it hurts.
I was on a forum the other day looking for threads relating to an issue I'm having with my PC (/r/linux) and I came across one of my own posts from a few years ago. I hate the fact that I've accessed that thread from a new account. It's like the two identities I desperately want to be disconnected from one another have crossed and now my new identity and account are tainted. I want to start from scratch again but there's always the chance this will just happen once more.
I hate the fact that I can come across old posts I've made. There's nothing to make users know that I'm the one who made them. We're two totally separate people from their perspective, but I know. I could start using different websites and forums, but there's no decent alternatives for other specific things I like. Worst part is that if you Google a common error message my thread pops up on the first page. Accidentally clicked it and realised I was reading my own thread from another random username I made a few years ago and panicked and made this thread.Yes, fucking Reddit. Reddit's really useful for Linux stuff. A lot more so than /g/.
>tfw I was always asocial as fuck even online so I have zero garbage from when I was a kid
Feels great, the worst I got is some old accounts from old MMOs I used to play where I would troll the fuck out of people but those will be gone eventually.
>Yes, fucking Reddit. Reddit's really useful for Linux stuff.
Off topic, but it irks me when people take the piss out of reddit (often rightly) but forget that the kinds of subreddits they're taking the piss out of are >1% of it as a whole. It's like people saying 4chan is just a hub for lonely neckbear autists to talk about how much they hate women whilst forgetting that every board other than /b/ exists.
>>27541202
That's good and everything, but it's not like you still use those old MMOs and risk coming across your own posts. I still use a lot of these sites and I've probably had six billion Plebbit accounts over the years and sometimes come across my old posts and I hate it.
Also, everything I've ever posted seems really cringeworthy. I can't escape the cringe. Worst stuff is from 2012 or so when I was the most depressed, or gaming forum posts I made as a kid.
