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> tfw start helping children in foster homes
> start feeling happy
> one girl there really wants to see me each day
> she calls me for the first time yesterday and asks when I'll come and visit her again
> start realising it will be extremely hard to adopt because i'm a single white male
Did any of you ever try volunteering anywhere? I've been hammering about this for a few days now, but i'd really like to recommend doing this if you have the free time. It might not be for everyone, but this is the first time I don't feel like I have a black hole in my soul. If any of you have any questions about this stuff i'd be glad to answer.
listening to futurepop right now, and momiji is synicing up perfectly with the beat it's fucking hypnotizing
>single male
nearly impossible
>>27549060
Is there any chance in hell you'd be able to adopt?
One day I want to have a kid. It'd be great, teach them how to be smart, martial arts so they can beat up anyone that does anything wrong to them.
Users of r9k how do i physically defend myself and fight back against a chad? I know i cant beat chad but i want to at least go down fighting.
Yours sincerely,
cadre'de deustein
Wait for him in the dark with a bat or something. Break his legs without him seeing you, gouge is eyes out with a pencil or something to that extent.
>>27549005
take muay thai classes for a year and spar every chance you get
congrats. you are now better at fighting than 99.99% of people.
You gon get fucked if he's heavier than you. Otherwise just get into MMA and hope for the best.
Who /yu-gi-oh/ here?
Post card waifus, talk about the game, have nostalgia, etc
What are the new hip dueling trends?
How do people feel about Azure-Eyes Silver Dragon?
>>27548967
>that fucking wall of text
God damn Konami get your shit together. Be more like WotC and MTG.
>>27548967
So does anyone else here play halo pc? I go on every now and again. There's a server called 'heather's vagina'. It's a comfy spot, prolly because it's been up forever.
>Hey anon, I bet you $5 you can't take this pen without using your hands.
>>27548959
I mean I literally have to grip it with my teeth and pull, what a waste of $5 on your part
I don't get it
is the implication that you have to headbutt her?
Shit I'd just kiss her, make her drop it pay her the 5$ and inform her she's a prostitute now so she can't press charges.
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>>27548894
Think I'd rather continue jacking off to chinese cartoons
>>27548894
But I've been here so long anon. Where else will I go? I'm not about return to gamefaqs again.
>>27548894
HEY GUISE, look at my hot opinions i have zero proof for.
and i wrote a ultra long text that means im ultra smart! even every fucking idiot could express this retarded shit in one sentence.
Bullied from the ages of 5 to 17
> My mother does nothing to stop and now defends those that did it.
End up suffering depression because of what happened if I ever mention feeling down my mother attempts to get me thrown out of the house. Once she falsely accused me of assaulting her.
She more then once attempted to have me thrown out of the house because of my depression during periods I was unemployed I have recently lost my job.
She has the same shitty attitude of a lot of gen xers and boomers that my gen are lazy fucks.
Most of my fields work has been exported to India or China or the Philippines dues to her generations greed.
My shrink has flat out called her a vile manipulative piece of shit of human being.
Who here have shit or emotionally abusive mothers?
Pic somewhat related the movement her generation started turning into insanity.
>>27548866
This girl looks so much like spoony, but without the retarded ears
>End up suffering depression because of what happened if I ever mention feeling down my mother attempts to get me thrown out of the house. Once she falsely accused me of assaulting her.
She more then once attempted to have me thrown out of the house because of my depression during periods I was unemployed I have recently lost my job.
Ge thrown out by whom? To whom did she falsely accuse you? To police??
Tell us more, OP.
Yeah I imagine there's quite a correlation between being a robot and having shitty parents.
Does the cute, shy, nerdy, introverted bookish girl exist IRL?particularly the glasses wearing onesI feel like every girl I've met throughout my life has been extroverted and confident.
I don't know, but I'd really like to find onebecause I just lost the game.
probably but they are harder to find because they're shut-ins
i have seen them yes, but they were usually very ugly.
Do you have anymore of that pic?
Let's draw normies on French girls r9k, maybe we can bring down their confidence.
Do you like my pictures?
Girls with low self confidence become sluts who chase after chad
>>27548439
that loli is cute. would fug
>>27548439
I like your picture, OP. Please post more.
Would you participate in a purge?
Anyone you'd specifically seek out?
Niggers?
Jews?
Chad?
>>27548434
Old people, I'm dead serious. Most of them can't point to Canada or the Middle East, most of them haven't gone to college or examined the governments of other countries, they shouldn't be allowed to vote. They need to die.
All the cumskins
Why kill people?
Why not just steal shit?
What are robots eating today? Pic related, last nights leftovers mixed with last-last nights leftovers (plus juice).
>>27548355
I ate leftover chickennot even tendiesand leftover tacos.
>>27548355
lemon turkey sandwich
alternate with jerk turkey
All day, everyday
>i'm probably going to get cancer from this shit
Now that society is on your side, why don't you go hit the gym and lose wait, anon?
*weight oops kek
Because I'm super skinny and people make fun of that the most st the gym
>>27548007
People as fat as him shouldn't be exercising and the fact that they are tells me they have no idea what they're doing and they won't succeed.
All you have to do is learn how to cook actual good food, count calories, count macros, walk 2 min a day if you want if you're as fat as him.
why are white people so ugly? bitch looks like her breath smells like balls and shit
Why don't you take the time to know what a white person is?
>>27548171
Who even cares? Bitch ain't black.
That's not a white person.
Who here /actual fetish/?
Most people say fetish, what they mean is kink-something they like sexually. Technically, a fetish is something you can't get off without. Anyone else have that? What is it?
>>27547923
>Masturbation
Originalo commenta
I can only fap to little girls, about 4~10yo.
Fat girls. I have a million other "kinks" by your definition that I'd normal call fetishes, but the girl has to be fat no matter what other kink is happening on top of it. Literally only attracted to fat girls.
Is this the road to happiness?
Away from "hyper self-awareness", shame, guilt, and negative self-esteem?
>>27547724
OP's /fa/ meet-up pic really shows clothes do jackshit to make you look attractive.
>>27547724
Pretty much being at your lowest point, which happened to me my senior year of high school. Unfortunately I never got to show off my newfound self-confidence.
>>27547724
>>27547795
Thats not what ego death means. All it is is a term used by people who have taken high dosages of psychedelic or dissociative drugs to describe the experience of temporarily forgetting who or what anything especially including yourself is.
Why do so many of you robots fantasize about having Asian gfs. Do you not know the consequences?
>>27547541
Maybe you haven't noticed but all Robots can think about are themselves, their own problems, and their own wants and desires. Never a care is given for another.
>>27547541
Because asian women will accept them because they're white, and this is actually true.
>>27547541
that whole mixed children are ugly meme is bs.
