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ITT we describe the personality of the poster above based on their name
>>27558940
>Valerie Bernard
pretentious bay area asshole
>>27559047
Nosy neighbor
>>27559058
Uppity Spic
ITT: Teach something useful, interesting or just cool to know
>>27558779
Did you know that the average neet is a fat and disgusting slug doing nothing but leeching of society?
If you have hiccup, it goes away by drinking 10 swallows of water without breathing
Sorry for my bad English, I just wanted to help
If your life is going poorly then you can always kill yourself.
C-can we keep googlechan guys? Everything looks so nice.I feel like we have hit 2013 instead of 2005.
>>27558579
To be honest I don't think it would be that bad of an idea to keep it as an option
>>27558996
Yea give us a toggle option please. Just of course remove the names : )
>>27558579
I like it too. I would like to have freedoms to pick this CSS as my main.
>go study in a computer room in uni
>a qt from class is there
>she talks to me about homework and suggest we go over something together
>agrees
>she sits right next to me
>so close that I can smell her
>she's being really friendly to me
>wonder if she knows that's the closest I had ever been to a woman
does she like me, r9k?
>>27558348
Does she play a lot with her hair and smile when she is with you? and laugh at your jokes?
>>27558348
Did she touch her vagina at any point?
>>27558515
actually..kind of, yeah.
well, she didn't play with her hair so much, be she seemed... extraordinarily friendly. I'm not sure if that's how she's like in general, or is it because of me.
How much longer before SAO becomes real? I don't know how much longer I can take.
It'll be awhile. That requires intercepting brain signals and sending believable new signals to your brain.
It will be worked towards though.
Next big tech is automation in the workforce.
>>27558296
put me in sao world so I can live there eternally.
I want out of this place
>>27558337
Do you know how long? Do we have any more details of how it would work?
Friendly reminder that whites cant be robots
Please leave whites
I seriously want whites to fuck off, I'm sick of them.
They are all normies.
>>27558240
I am a black female and I can confirm. Feels pretty good to get attention from white guys because if you're an attractive black girl, white guys will notice you more.
>>27558240
>>27558291
nonwhites cant be robots. You guys can get affirmative action sjw friends.
Can you foresee ANY scenario that will lead to you losing your virginity/having a gf in the next 5 years?
>>27558197
I'd say it's not impossible for me, but unlikely.
26 year old KHHV NEET, but my parents have been pressuring me to get a job, so if I can manage that, I guess there's a small chance I might meet a woman who would like me.
>Tfw you hangout with your oneitis and really hit it off but you were to much of a pussy to tell her you always liked her similar to your high school days
I tried messaging her on snapchat but she hasn't viewed my messages.
>>27558197
rape
original tendies
Itt we wait for Chad and beat him up
frig off Sarah
>>27558215
You're a whore Johanna
>>27558233
>Enrique
shit you probably get a lot of tail :(
Closest name to pic related will get a swift painless death from a lethal dose of morphine
Okay I'd like my lethal dose of morphine now please
Pls.
Let me die robit.
morphine pls
Back for another round.
Ask anything, report on your progress.
>>27557757
That's a sweet name... We'll have to do without the trip for this thread.
>>27557757
sorry im not stupid enough, that i have to express my value through my body shape.
>>27557836
>sorry im not stupid enough, that i have to express my value through my body shape.
But you are stupid enough to think that's a reason to take care of your body.
~*~*~*~HARRY POTTER THREAD~*~*~*~
1. Post something
2. If your names sounds like it might appear in Harry Potter you're accepted into Hogwarts. If not you remain a virgin muggle.
3. Check your last digits:
0-25 : Hufflepuff
26-50: Slytherin
51-75: Gryffindor
76-99: Ravenclaw
Slytherin get
>>27557600
You are invited to Hogwarts and assigned to.....HUFFLEPUFF!
Please let me be a wizard
How is this socially acceptable?
>>27557469
Once you go black you can't go back?
>>27557469
Probably because normies decide what is socially acceptable?
>>27557469
>tfw black
>tfw every so once in awhile a white grill will give me the look
Seriously I'm 5'8 at 135lbs. I'm not Tyrone so stop looking my way
I know I'm not the only one here who has a teddy bear.
This is Eric.
He travels with me because he's done so since I were born. He is well in to consistency.
Here he is sitting in front of a picture of himself at a racecourse.
Whenever I fly somewhere, he gets his own seat.
Not only does he keep me company, he prevents normies from sitting next to me.
>autism so divine
He's pretty cool with screaming toddlers too.
This one time when we were flying from the east, there was this bawling piece of shit. SO I got the mother to look at him and Eric did his "shut the fuck up" dance.
And what do you know? The brat shut the fuck up.
It must have seen in him what I saw 30 years ago.
Eric is so cool.
Ask a guy about to eat kfc anything
> a black guy
Why did you choose the inferior chicken?
Why not Popeyes OP?
>>27557355
I am all for IR bantz, but stay away from the self deprecation stuff.
I feel so tired and exhausted after work coming home to my shitty flat in a shitty neighbourhood that I only have enough energy left for shitposting
>>27557310
>don't have parents financing my life
>have to work to eat
pretty simple desu
You need money to live.
Work or die, anon.
If it makes you feel any better our peasant ancestors worked as little as 100 days of the year. The industrial revolution and urbanisation has driven the amount of working hours per year through the fucking roof.
Humans weren't meant to live like this.
>>27557310
Thats human existence for you
