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What do you do when you're 20+ years old and don't have a single thing that interests you in life?
I'm too scared to even go to school because there's nothing I want to study and I can't do a job I'll hate for the rest of my life.
Have you tried committing suicide?
>>27566912
That's not helpful, Mona.
I don't know but you better think of something soon. Your 20s is when you need to make shit happen. If you hit your 30s with nothing to show for it you're fucked for life.
If you just tried, you could
>Get girls
>Have friends
>Go outside
>Be healthy
>Live independently
>Get a job
>Be successful
It just requires hard work. You're not predispositioned to do poorly in these areas. You're all white, middle class males. Literally nothing is stopping you
>>27566716
>Literally nothing is stopping you
my ugly face
>>27566716
Could I really? >>27565636
>>27566716
>You're all white, middle class males
dohohoho
You wake up tomorrow being able to speak Fluent English, Mandarin, Spanish and German, you have perfect hygiene and weigh 10lbs less, your bank balance also goes up by $1,000
How does you life change because of this?
nothing would change for me
I'd buy 500 energy drinks I guess
>>27566525
I'm suddenly a therapist with a lot of intrinsic value
>tfw shit memory
>tfw told i will never be able to learn a language
I'd be gaunt as fuck but hey languages, my job prospects would go up a great deal.
>26
>just learn that you should scrape your tongue regularly
>23
>just learn that facial expressions and body language matter when having a conversation
Who the fuck should be teaching you this shit?
>>27566465
I've never scraped my tongue
And you probably have autism, the facial expression things sounds like you have literal autism
>>27566465
OP, take this quiz, tell me what you get.
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
I recently got diagnosed and am curious.
Do you script conversations constantly in your head?
>>27566596
>Do you script conversations constantly in your head?
Wait, is that a bad thing?
I'm going to a nightclub tonight with a friend/acquaintance who isn't aware that I'm an absolute spaghetti lord, because for some reason she is buying my normalfag facade. What do I do? I'm meeting her fellow normalfag friends and I have no idea how to talk to them. Do I just try to split off to drink alone? Dance horribly? Try to talk to single women (I'm at best a 5/10 Asian who is around 5'9" with a really boring personality)?
Pls respond robots, I don't want to seem completely fucking autistic.
>manlet asian
>thinks he's ranks as high as 5/10
Just stick to what she's doing that night and try not to sperg out.
Depending on what kind of club it is, people are either going to be there just to fraternize and drink with their close friends and nobody wants strangers to talk to them, or be there to fraternize and drink with their close friends to shitty, loud music.
I'm a 19 year old boy who:
- wets the bed nearly every night
- still wears braces
- still throws temper tantrums
- still has major communication problems with people
- still is a messy eater
- still sucks my thumb
- looks like a 13-15 year old.
Despise this:
- I go to university
- have a part-time job at the gym
- will be doing an IT internship this summer
Do you guys think that I am a failure? I do have a couple friends and an online BF, but that's all the interactions I have with non-family members.
>>27565977
Shit name too, pham
>>27565977
I want to stick it in your sweet boypucci
>>27565977
you may or may not be a failure
also, why are you asking this on omegle?
Anyone else here bronze? Fcking kill me man.
I fucked you're mom.
Why do I have a trip? Havent been here for a long ass time, is this some new r9k admin mem?
>>27565961
stfu Marianne
What do you think women like these do on Friday night?
>>27565782
Well it's hard to tell, do you mean pretty and popular women? I'm sure they don't all do the same things every Friday. But i do have a sister around that age so i would say go to the club, to a party, or hang out with chad or their girlfriends talking about chad
>>27565782
I guess they count Lia's moles. That should keep them busy all night
>>27565782
you already see it
get together, get drunk, maybe hang out with some guys
yknow
>Just woke up
>immediately go on computer
>immediately go here
>notice the changed website
>oh? cute, I guess it's le funny april fools xD
>check catalog
>half the threads are about the name system.
Really? Are you guys that easily entertained?
>>27565668
Hahaha nice one Bruce!
Hey everyone check out what Bruce said!
Ahahahaha Bruce, you're crackup mate!
that's what you get for posting gay frogs faggot
>>27565715
now thats close
Hey /r9k/, I'm finally killing myself tomorrow night, but I'm stuck on the suicide note. How do I make it so that my parents won't blame themselves?
Shameless self bump.
I'm sitting here writing it now and I want to get it done.
Post it here first let us spell check it lad
You do know Helium tanks don't work most of the time? The people who make them change em so they won't kill you.
I'm thinking about getting a pig. Seems like less of a hassle compared to a dog and I really need company.
They don't need to be walked and most advice against it due to dog attacks (i'd bark at any dog who would try though).
They're far more hygenic than dogs and practically become housebroken by themselves.
They're far smarter than dogs.
They eat practically anything.
So I've been checking out a lot of info for pig adoption. But I have a few questions I can't ask someone really.Can I eat the pig if I grow bored/it stops being cute? Any laws against that? How would family respond in general?
Where would I go with these questions?
Currently looking at pot bellied pigs (26",300lbs tops, overweight) and lower sizes. Doesn't seem that bad really. I don't quite get what the complaints are.
>>27565363
Dogs have been bred to be good companions. Taking care of a dog is so easy literal autistic children do it.
Fat ass adult pigs are not cute or lovable at all, what the fuck are you thinking Morris?
>>27565496
But imagine the irony of feeding it fried bacon strips and just laughing
>>27565363
Fuck off with that shit. Pigs are good for becoming tasty ham. Turn that motherfucker into some tasty ham.
there's no hope for you guys. sorry
>>27565098
"Yo dude what are you doing tonight bro?"
"Not much man just getting a tattoo of a cupcake."
...
>>27565098
Is that actually a girl dressed as a man? Holy shit
>>27565148
thats a girl who went thru hormone therapy to become a man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxeh8ZLzyDo
Hey robots!
I got a package
no one cares pal
>>27565078
Really? It has something cool in it...
>>27565086
It's a dildo
Come robot, you will have all women you want?
>>27565025
what do I have to do, Mme. Barr?
>>27565025
North Korea? I know I crossed a river once, but an ocean? I don't know chinito
>>27565046
Skilled labor
I've never had friends so I wouldn't know.
Share screencaps pls
>>27565009
Being gay and pro Bernie sanders probably
>>27565009
They act retarded and pretend to be friendly. I'm serious it's all one big passive aggressive stunt for secret seasons.
>>27565009
Probably all the hip wild shenanigans they get into with their bro and slut friends
