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Post your templates r9k and show your robotic affections. Feel free to rate
here's the empty template
>>27561320
I only have the autistic version but ill post it anyways
>>27561398
OP here
Daft Punk ++
Hist. Figure +
Hobby ++
Food ++
Learning game coding ++
Guess your names
My name is Max
>>27561314
fuck
ORIGNINAL
Something Spanish sounding
John something
What does r9k think about girls advocating sex with dogs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI
Not something I'm worried about.
>>27561262
It's sad because there are so many beta males willing to be the dog instead. Why don't these girls understand?
>>27561303
Because they have a dog fucking fetish. Like you have an adult baby one.
It's that time of the day again, gals!
Only old ladies can post here.
Names like Barbara, Betty, Gloria, Rosemary... you know the drill.
Get in here bitch! Tell me about your day with the grandkids.
>>27561182
stop trying to hit on old ladies again travis
Travis Wolfe sure sounds like an old lady to me
>>27561182
Oh Travis, you must be Dolores' grandson
For any femanons who have been raped or sexually assaulted and cannot enjoy sex as a consequence: do you think you'd enjoy pegging a man?
Do you think maybe you'd like to rape a man?
feel you have no power because daddy picked your flower?
be no triggered tumblerina, go rape the-rapist's boy vagina
>>27561022
>boo hoo muh rape ptsd
Women are fucking pathetic, who cares if someone raped you once? Why does that ruin sex for you for your entire god damn life?
>>27561022
Sauce? Please I need it.
>19yro transgirl likes to come over and watch TV series with me
>2 weeks ago she just suddenly started scratching my scalp
>feel uncomfortable, but didn't stop her because I like getting my head scratched
>she does it routinely now, every time she comes over
>yesterday she put her head on my shoulder and stroked the back of my neck
Its my fault for letting things carry on like this. Shes a good friend but I'm not gay (i'm male). How do I prevent a misunderstanding without making things awkward?
Accept it
This is your life now
>>27560320
Suck that femcock
>>27560344
>>27560358
walter, leroy
pls
>UWAH
>OOH
>>27560215
That's the noise she makes when she takes my 8.5" penus
>>27560215
Daily reminder
oringigninainidnal
Bump for Otako
>Your Age
>Your Country
>Number of girls you have dated
>Number of girls you have had sex with
>Number of girls you have kissed with
>Rate your looks on a scale from 1 to 10
>If you never had a girlfriend explain us why, anon.
>21
>US
>1
>0
>0
>probably a 6 atm
>the only women that have shown attraction to me are fat girls
>43
>bong
>1
>0
>1
>3/10
>i had a love, one
>>27560200
Wrong board jackass
>>>/poll/
Who /fell for the become a girl meme/ here?
Hons, when will they learn?
>>27559903
>neckbeard becomes a hambeast
Talk about a lateral move.
As far as I'm concerned, you shouldn't be allowed to become a girl unless you're going to be a cute girl. We have enough natural born uggos as is.
>>27560600
>you shouldn't be allowed to become a girl unless you're going to be a cute girl
this should be the law.
Now that /r9k/ is facebook now. Let's all pretend to act like normies and normalfags who regularly post on Facebook.
>Jane spend all day at the water-cooler trying to get water out
>She didn't know it was unplugged
God love her it was funny but we helped her.
Who wants a job? PM me it's 40K a year in management.
>>27559778
Check out my new SUV guys. Cost me alot but the bank was nice enough to get me a loan.
>>27559778
"Lyle Mercer killed herself!?!?!" -Becky Thompson
>2 people like this.
So when are /cgl/ going to become our gfs?
I don't know about gfs but I would gladly be their beta orbiter and buy them burando and pay for their con expenses for a chance to smell their dirty socks after a long day at the con.
>>27559936
go whisper to some dogs instead you fucking creep
>>27559978
I have feelings and they hurt when you call me that!
;.;
Anyone else getting this?
no you're the only one
yes because it's april fools you nerds
>>27559732
what's wrong with your 4chan?
ITT If your name is Eugene, Melvin, Kieth, or Sheldon, you have to kill yourself by the end of the day.
i want to feel bliss
>>27559612
Please just let it happen
>>27559612
Rolling for Sheldon.
Roll a name and I'll tell you what kind of person you are, based on it.
>>27559537
Nerd. Inherited his nerdiness from his parents.
>>27559623
Discount Stacy
doing my own until I can get some other people's
>>27559648
Mexican upper middle class. Both her mother and father are the most successful in their own families, and they have a superiority complex because of it. It rubbed off on her.
>tfw you will NEVER find your passion and do a job you love
>tfw no constructive passions
>>27559219
I just want to be a successful real estate magnate like my idol, Donald J Trump.
passion literally means 'to suffer'
