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I honestly don't understand guys who date/marry non-virgins. Do you chew used chewing gum too? Do you eat strangers leftovers at restaurants?
>>27554981
I've been waiting for a thread like this, to be super honest with you. Virginity doesn't concern me. Only a significant history of casual sex does. Also, I wouldn't tolerate my gf being friends with former hook-ups. Luckily, most girls will cut off guys like that at your request.
It still angers me though that many women think that anyone would be fine with that in the first place. Why do they think this? Is it because their beta orbiters used to tell them that there is nothing wrong with staying friends with former hook-ups? Or is it what some may refer to as shit-test?
I don't know, tbqh. But like I said, girls are more than willing to cut out guys out of her life for you if you're desirable. The only thing that sucks in this regard is that this often leads to the destruction of complete social circles. But well, they should have thought about this before hooking up within their circle.
How about a bump?
>>27555771
I think this thread is making people uncomfortable.
First one to get Dylan or Eric is their reincarnation
Rolling for Adam Lanza
Check out of Christopher Poole
>>27554957
>Not rolling for Elliot
Welcome to the robot spitoon, how tough is your name!
>>27554798
Pretty God damn tough
You know it tbhfam
>>27554798
How tough is my name?
I wish a straightlaced girl would fuck me savagely then refuse to give a blowjob or let me fuck he
>>27554768
holy hell, that guy has the stamina of a fucking god
Virginity, especially male virginity is a social and mental condition. A girl's hymen breaks during sex, or sometimes from riding a bike or masturbating. For men there is no such physical indication. Virginity doesn't really exist, it's just a concept.
So it just depends on how people define virginity. Some might say you are, some might say you aren't. But I can guarantee most normies would think you're weird, and weirder than a run of the mill virgin. People who are open minded enough to think being fucked by a strapon is not weird are the kind of people that wouldn't care if you're a virgin.
If that's what you want to do then go for it but there's no point thinking about what it makes you.
>A fat piece of shit like him can get a pegging gf and I can't even make friends
80% of men have children during their lifetime
How does it feel to be one of the few who will never reproduce?
Honestly, pretty good. I probably wouldn't have a kid even if I could've.
>>27554742
Is this supposed to cut deep or something? I've never been normal to begin with, why should I give a shit about this in particular?
It's for the good
I'm lazy
Arrogant
No charming
Not funny
Not 6ft minimum
5/10 looks
Didn't finish high-school
etc..
Why would i pass on my inferior genes?
Person who is named Elliot or Rodgers wins this thread
What do i win OP?
Roll for Supreme Gentleman
>wanting to be a freak instead of chad
Please /r9k/ help a robot out. I beg of you.
>>27554656
inb4 underage b&
>>27554656
Google Pythagorean theorem, you dense idiot.
:stopgoogle:
Reminder this is what all yes ALL women want: A douchey guy with a nice body and big dick.
Don't fool yourself, "fembots". You would.
big dick? the thing is a fucking paddle pop stick.
>>27554615
Malebot here, not fooling myself senpai, I want that boy poochi
>>27554615
he looks like an asshole and his dick is all he has going for him. I'd pass on that shit so fast. He probably doesn't play video games, bet he can't build a computer, uses drugs etc.
Yeah, I'm a girl and I'm looking for a boyfriend on this board.
But just so you know: I don't date guys with ugly names.
I'll lick the skin behind your knees girl
>>27554348
Show your face
Original
>>27554375
>named billy rollins
>thinks he can make demands
new 4chan update
I DO NOT
LIKE IT
AT
ALL
>>27554221
>is claimed by the white race
>then ODs on codeine
>>27554403
Is my name still carved into his leg?
I don't want people to know my real name.
I wish being able to work your way out of poverty wasn't a meme.
>>27554057
But my parents were abusive alcoholic junkies and I grew up in literal crack dens. Now I'm getting paid AU$41,000 a year to go to uni to study a field I love and I've got a guaranteed job paying $60k+overtime next year. Should rise to an industry average of $200,000 w/in a few years.
So what's that about not being able to work your way out of poverty?
>>27554197On one hand I wanna believe this is true.
On the other hand, fucking normies get out.[/spoilers]
>>27554197
Who is paying you that to study? Are you on Abstudy or something?
ITT: Times you forgot you weren't on 4chan
>be sitting at home a couple months ago watching syrian combat footage and taking heavy bong rips
>normie friends text me saying they want to go get chinese food
>got them munchies and craving some peking duck so I say sure
>get to restaurant
>everyone else orders normally
>waiter looks at me
>I point to menu and shout "JUST DUCK MY SHIT UP FAMALAM"
>literally entire restaurant looks at me like pic related
>normie friends don't get my sick meme reference
>eat rest of dinner in silence, friends haven't talked to me since
I cringed really hard while reading this
but you were high so it doesn't count
my friends never give me shit for things I do when I'm high, and I've said some really stupid shit like shitposting irl and talking like spurdo
>>27554387
so do I every time I think about it
>>27554425
they knew I was high but they were all sober. they did laugh a little bit but in a "wtf was that" kind of way.
I'm going to the doctor to have my ingrown wisdom tooth cut out in a few minutes.
Under local anesthesia.
I'm going be conscious to hear and feel the blade cutting into my flesh then metal pliers crushing my bone and pulling it out. And that's if the thing goes smoothly and there's no need to file my jaw or shit like that.
I don't want to go.
>>27554001
Dw man, it's not bad, sometimes you get this odd chill feeling but just think of something like the moon or some post on /R9k/ to keep your mind off it.
>>27554001
I've had this done twice and once was with anaesthetic that didn't work properly.
It's not really that bad anon, the pain comes afterwards for the next few days.
>>27554001
pain is temporary
>females who call men "entitled"
>>27553327
>being upset by what women call you after you say something autistic
>>27553356
fuck off dingus
>>27553327
Who made it, you stupid cunt?
Males. There's no "entitlement" about it.
Males made it--probably white, straight males--so white straight males enjoy the results.
We have been given a new chance at life robots. Post, get your name, type it into Google images and post the first result. That is who you have now been transformed into, good luck friends
I am ready for my new life.
>>27553092
Pretty gay name OP.
I hope I become stacy now.
