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I'm gay and I find this guy pretty but overall without appeal. He's not very attractive. He looks like a meme. What do girls see in guys like him?
did you see him kick a bottle off the mannequin's head while twirling that staff? he makes these athletic peacocking videos that get girls wet.
>>27564922
He's handsome as fuck, that's all. Also he has status.
guy here (not gay), i know what you're talking about it's very hard to communicate the point.
but it has something to do with character/uniqueness, that man is a very conventionally attractive manly man and he doesn't to much to stand out from other manly men, regardless he gets pussy/gay guys
How do I stop being so fucking alone?
Depends on your situation. Are you a student?
I was just about to make this thread, OP.
I wish i had a real life friend so bad.
>>27564685
Yes. I've tried to make friends but nobody likes me
>tfw you fell for the lower your standards meme
>>27564659
>REAL WOMEN
why do they dehumanize attractive women by calling ugly women real women, as if attractive women are somehow not equally as real? I find it funny that the same type of whales who claim they're real women want a REAL MAN who is 6'+, high salary, long dick, knows how to fix cars and will be her cuntslave (except women actually don't want this and will shit all over any man who is servile like that).
>>27564738
fucking buzzfeed man.
>>27564659
> tfw would take right over left any day
> tfw would struggle/be impossible to get hard for left
> tfw dick shoots up for right
sad part is fat chicks are even more picky and harder to pull than skinny chicks these days
hey robots, need some advice in life? Ask me anything. I've most likely dealt with 10x the shit you've dealt with, also finally happy
im 22 years now to add
>picture not related at all
Tell us your story anon.
Originalalala
>>27564967
very long, if it helps for advice ill just put in a few words, I dont get off by telling my story, i get off by 'helping' ppl
>>27564634
>know all about lifes hardships
>22 years old
>Roll
>Google Image search your name
>Post results if your a qt
>>27564622
>Jean Compton
meh
>>27564622
let's try this shit 13fd1g0sdg53
>>27564776
>Erika Vega
WEW LAD
Be real, nigga.
How often do you change your pillow case?
>4 months
You have to change your pillow case?
Wash all pillow cases once a week, have 4 pillows on my bed I rotate through since they are all different in terms of fluff and firmness
>>27564419
Every 2 weeks, just like for bed sheets.
Is your dream girl DFC, or is she a tittymonster?
>>27564302
Short girl with a C cup F and a bisexual side bitch with at least L or M cups.
Ideally we'd hire her as a live in maid/mommy who would nurse us every night before bed.
>>27564852
I am stealing this dream Jimmy.
But modifying it to be:
a short chubby girl with D's and a tall chubby girl with J's or K's. the short girl would be live in maid and the tall one would be the mommy-gf that nurses us.
FLAT AS A FUCKING PANCAKE OR GET THE FUCK OUT
ITT if you roll a girl's name you have to get the fuck off /r9k/.
>>27564231
I'm not going to do it
i have a better idea: 'no'
>every thread is about the names
fucking /r9k/ is cancer
All guys should do this.
Whenever I see an attractive girl/woman (age doesn't matter)
If they are displaying body language like they are entitled to special treatment because of their looks (prancing, making faces, no spatial awareness - walking wherever they want expecting others to move)
This is when I passively rate them.
It's simple, once they walk by, but are still in earshot - I simply say something along the lines of "eh, she's like a 6.5/10 at most" If she looks back I will look at the nearest male and act like I was telling him like he was my friend.
If there are no other males around I will pull out my phone and pretend I was telling someone on the other line.
Try this sometime and watch how they correct themselves. It's like magic.
Fucking whores, they will learn.
>>27564118
You should film this and upload it as a "social experiment"
>>27564118
Fucking whores. I approve this message OP.
>>27564118
How dare you not yield to her 100% she deserves it compared to your pathetic white male disgusting existence!!!
Post a pic of your hands, let's see them girly digit ratios
Friendly reminder if your index/ring fingers aren't equal then you need to leave
>>27564103
Nice meme
Where did you get this, 9gag?
What if you are a male and your ring finger is LONGER than your index finger?
am I deformed or what?
why do I do this? it's never worth it.
>>27564019
PUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING SUBJECT IN THE COMMENT SECTION YOU FUCKING NIGGER. I HAD TO OPEN YOUR SHITTY THREAD JUST TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ATE A GALLON OF, FAGGOT. CAPS LOCK BECAUSE ALL I FEEL IS ANGER
Well op i just bought a bucket of ice cream from low price deal store.
>>27564019
I eat a large stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut
It's so tasty for the 15 minutes, then your stomach hurts, feels bloated and my whole body feels greasy after it.
I also eat the dozen donuts from DD to reward myself.
Food is what I look forward to in life
What's holding you back from being a Chad, /r9k/?
I would be a Chad if
>I wasn't 5'5
>I didn't have purple bags under my eyes
>Clear skin would help
>wasn't non-white
>>27563938
Thin hair, jaw too much extended.
If I wasn't beta as fuck.
Look how much the normies care about us! They're having a suicide prevention walk! This will totally accomplish something other than being a massive self-congratulatory normie circlejerk where they all pat themselves on the back for being such great, caring people! I feel better already!
Not everybody is a lost case. Suicide prevention might be helpful for those who are destined to be successful.
Lel, I go to UH. Maybe I'll go to their fucking walk and an hero in front of them. That'll show 'em.
What would you propose be done about it then? What's a better idea? Don't you dare fucking say "give me a girlfriend".
I want some advice on my huge internal conflict about possibly breaking up with my gf but I don't wanna type out the story unless someone will listen to me.
Will one of you guys out there please listen?
Pls robots. I was once like you
K (this comment is original )
>breaking up with my gf
>my gf
I could listen, but why? I have no experience with these matters
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>just go on accutane bro
I WOULD IF I COULD SWALLOW PILLS YOU GOD DAMN NORMALSKIN SHITS
WHO /FOREVERHASACNE/ HERE?
>>27563400
>i would if i could swallow pills
Okay, seriously. Quit being such a little bitch.
Don't go on accutane you will lose your hearing like i did. :) I have only 40% of my hearing left now thanks to that drug and no evidence that will hold up in a court of law against them. Another side effect you can possible have from that drug is liver cancer.
Are you sure you want to take this drug op?
>>27563400
>woman
>has trouble swallowing
