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>tfw psychiatrist diagnosed me with a milder version of PTSD due to sexual abuse and bullying in middle school
Out of all the illnesses it had to be a meme illness...
I'm not a grill btw so don't get any lewd ideas
Almost all mental illnesses are meme illnesses. There's no rigor to the diagnoses.
>>27579746
>DSM-V
>aspergers isnt qualified for tardbux in my country
How much must the average man achieve to obtain the social status of a girl with a face like this and breasts like this and body like this?
a lot
origami post
>>27579104
Average? Much.
Chad? Not much at all.
>>27579104
Top 5-10%
![[nonA] Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei - 05 (BD 1024x576 x264 FLAC).mkv_snapshot_23.36_[2014.08.10_15.05.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kMp62nJ.jpg "[nonA] Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei - 05 (BD 1024x576 x264 FLAC).mkv snapshot 23.36 [2014.08.10 15.05.12]")
Would you eat NEET pussy?
>>27578866
Provided she took a shower beforehand, sure.
>>27578866
el oh el, no
>>27578866
Not if they are fat. Otherwise hell yeah.
Tell me why I shouldn't kill myself.
>pic related
>>27578163
Sorry op, I got nothin.
>>27578163
You again.
Man, really, what is your fuck up?
>>27578163
You're able to walk on walls, which is nice.
http://www.polygon.com/2015/7/23/9024393/how-women-gaming-stars-would-look-if-they-werent-sexualized-fantasies
Landwhale roasties crying foul against thin women siting they do not exist in the world. I kekled so hard I came in my mouth. Discuss overweight women and why they not only want the cake, but they wanna eat rational thinking too.
>>27578049
tldr
Since when is being fit and healthy about sex? Roasties only think with their ovaries.
I reckon some lulzy developer should sneak in a parody of the megafat tumblr whale in one of their games.
Someone who breathes heavily after walking up half a flight of stairs, has purple hair and smells like cheese that has gone bad mixed with toilet spray.
It'd be interesting to see how the dumblrs would take it. I reckon half would defend it, and half would be offended.
How would someone who runs around and goes on adventures and shit all day be a land whale?
How likely is it that I could become a famous political leader like Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini or General Franco?
>>27577706
>Franco
chacho do you want to be the ultimate manlet leader?
>>27577724
Napoleon was a manlet among manlets and he conquered Europe. Twice.
>>27577724
OP here, I am a manlet.
>you aren't your best friend's best friend
OP has friends?
>>27577477
This thought made me realise just how fucked up I am.
When I realised that had happened to my old best friend I immediately stopped talking to any of them and completely withdrew myself from the outside world. I didn't even bother trying to adjust my behavior so people would like me more, that was unthinkable to me, and still is undoable for me now. I am an angry control freak and I want to be genuinely appreciated so badly.
It's better than having no friends at all.
You are now in absolute control over this board.
What is your ideal r9k like?
What steps are you gonna take to bring it to that state?
>pic unrelated
ban discussion of women
ban discussion of 3d sex
ban genuine rudeness
There's nothing I could do.
>>27577411
Make it SFW.
>>27577478
>ban genuine rudeness
Since when faggots like you started to come here? A few years ago it was expected to receive toxic, belittling response to any kind of personal disclosure. Thats hows it supposed to be.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/07/29/cuckolding-the-sex-fetish-for-intellectuals.html
Are they right?
>>27577397
memes aside, yes
cuck porn requires some degree of mental acuity that simple brutes wouldn't be able to grasp
>woman
>problem glasses
>deciding what is intellectual and what is not
>>27577415
Here they come
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE
;_;
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529769/Mummy-actor-brendan-fraser-found-dead-in-apparent-overdose.html
He actually went and did it, the absolute madman
>>27577187
BRENDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
he reached for the secret too soon
US divorce law claims yet another victim.
/2pac/ thread
Post your favorite 2pac songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQgITfVJa6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o_1E59LTmI
>>27577027
Ambitionz as a ridah
Life Goes On
Haven't gotten very deep into his stuff thouhh
>>27577054
Alright taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn3pigJrR10
The majority of girls with male dogs has tried doing sexual things with them.
Keep that in mind when you meet girls with dogs.
>>27576889
But don't dogs have tiny dicks?
>>27576889
>>27576889
I don't think that is true. Where are you basing this generalization? It's a creepy thing to say.
>>27576889
Families usually have a slight preference for bitches since they're loyal to all members of the family whereas male dogs are often loyal to only their master.
Also most families neuter their male dogs to make them more biddable and less aggressive.
So, whats so appealing about being in a crowd of houndreds of strangers, listening to music you dont enjoy 80 percent of the time and thats so loud that you cant even talk to somebody, and comsuming a literally shit tier drug?
How can this be the climax of your week?
>>27576811
I agree, I tried to go clubbing when I was 14 and genuinely didn't like it.
I guess it's appealing to cute girls because you have guys cnstantly hitting on you and making you feel important.
>>27576811
Its a normie thing you won't understand.
Who else /has 0 (zero) friends/ here?
>zero friends
>zero replies
I don't know what you get out of friends
>>27576720
Pretty much. None of my friends were ever worth a damn anyway. So i let all those relationships die out. Not really interested in rekindling shit either
Ask a High af muslim dude anything.
>>27576698
Why do you believe in a false religion?
Why haven't you /converted/ to literally any other religion on the planet? Or rather, why aren't you /atheist/ yet?
Also are you a really hairy, aggressive sex fanatic? My momma told me to stay away from you lot.
How do you feel about your brothers coming into Europe and raping white teen pussy?
