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>Fist covers entire dick
>images.jpg
a mobile shitposter. what a surprise.
>dick covers entire fist
Dick pops out about 2 inches out, but then again I have really small hands
What does girl butt taste like?
It must taste pretty delicious, since it's so popular nowadays. I assume girls like to taste their own butts too.
>>27583262
Lick the crease between your hand and your wrist.
Basically that's how it tastes (or should).
>>27583262
>that webm
I need source immediately, op
I got harder when I saw one of them wasn't as into it
Where do I get more like this
What is it called
Let's play Mario Kart 7 (DS).
Please join. Pleeeeeeeease.
Wait wrong group
23-5020-9778-8562
OK, I'm joining!!!
>>27583489
Thanks, desu. I'll go back to it rn
Would you lose your virginity in front of a crowd of strangers?
>no cameras
>porn star of your choice
>>27583147
No. It's degrading for me. I dont want to have any material which could help to blackmail me.
is this a serious proposition op?
>>27583171
What are the blackmailing you with, the fact that you had sex with a hot porn star?
What's the last delicious thing you've eaten?
>>27583020
Crab cake from Faidley's.
>>27583020
A piece of mum's blueberry pie with whipped crem on top
>>27583076
>le crab cake
>born in a first world country
>born white
>born male
>born unattractive
>born with autism
Almost made it, lads.
I wish I would have autism, then I would at least have hobbies.
Dont abadon this thread OP
>born in a third world country
>born shitskin
>born male
>born unattractive
>born with autism
Whites live on easy mode
Why does everyone on /r9k/ have a girlfriend now?
>>27582892
they secretly post on reddit instead that's where all the girls are and it smells better there
>>27582913
As a proud moderator of /r/againstmensrights I have to agree
>>27582892
I'm still lonely, Anon.
A girl has never touched me sinceI was molested
Pic related is my wife's son.
JUST
>>27582639
df nigga
>>27582639
Can you be much more of a cuck?
>>27582639
>being this cuck
baka desu senpai
>be NEET
>wake up at 11:00
>go downstairs
>brush teeth, eat cornflakes and watch the news on TV until 12:00
>go upstairs to my room
>shitpost on 4chan and the internet until 15:00
>have a quick fap
>take shower
>go downstairs at 15:30 and eat the sandwiches my mom made for me before she went to work
>its now 16:00
>get tucked in my comfy bed and watch 3 anime episodes until 17:00
>take afternoon nap
>wake up at 19:00
>shitpost on 4chan and the internet until 22:00
>have a quick fap before dinner
>go downstairs for dinner at 22:10
>notice parents are back
>"how was college today, son?" they ask me
>say everything is great.Its not, I'm failing most of my classes and have no friends
>finish dinner by 22:45
>shitpost and surf the net for a little longer until 00:00
>close lights and get tucked in bed
>watch 6 anime episodes until 02:00
>can't sleep
>have a quick fap
>fall asleep
>be me
>wageslave
>work 24/7
>repeat
>>27582680
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO POST YOUR DAILY ROUTINE TO THE HOUR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>hikki NEET
>wake up sometime around noon
>check news
>browse my usual boards, lurk and shitpost while I eat lunch
>play vidya
>watch anime/read LNs when I'm too tired to keep playing
>go to sleep around 7am
>hate lifting
>love running
>tfw this is the body of a runner
Why must the one type of fitness I enjoy result in the most unappealing body on Earth?
>>27582443
I think that body has more to do with living in Kenya.. Pushups.jpg
>>27582443
usain bolt is a runner.
play any sport that you run in most of the time. game over.
>>27582496
Long distance runners have really low body fat and really lean muscle, they're pretty much skeletons.
Stuff you laugh everytime you remember it
>6 years ago
>16 years old
>at school minding my own business
>somewhat cute girl who was into rock music and didn't had much friends was sitting a few meters from me
>she's listening music with her earphones
>she suddenly starts pretending she's playing a guitar
>mfw
I swear to God, everytime I listen a song that has an ebin guitar solo I remember her and can't help it but crack the fuck up.
kek. that made me laugh. thank you OP.
One thing that makes me crack up everytime i think about it is the time my dad slipped on ice.
>going to church during winter
>dad challenges me to a race
> begin to cry as i see him go over a snow pile and disappear
>go over hill and see him on his back rolling around because he slipped on ice
>kek'd
>be a failed aspie teen
>was on the sports team freshman year of high school
>sports team has lots of girls, lots of flirting
>girl messages me on AIM one night
>makes it really clear she's into me
>we talk for a bit and she asks what i'm doing
>tell her I'm playing Megaman
>she doesn't know what that is
>explain to her I'm playing it to help me learn ninjutsu
>tell her that I go to ninjutsu class and my teacher is a black belt in it
>teacher became a black belt from playing Megaman
>sent her the wikipedia article on Megaman
>>27583884
what.
i dont understand.spaghetti
wich one do you have and you can turn into?
have 2 can turn into 7
mutilated americucks not welcome
>>27582225
I have 3 can turn into 9-10 that's not shown here. When I retract it fully my dick looks like a cut dick.
>>27582225
3 --> 7
>>27582225
Uncut penises are so much nicer looking.
Holy shit I'm not a fag but I want to suck it and rub my tongue on that glans.
ITT: Normie shit you hate seeing people talk about
I can never think the same of people after I find out they like this show.
I often stop speaking to them when it's elective to do so.
>>27582132
Adventure time as well
>implying I can afford to be judgemental about pointless arbitrary shit
I watch Rick and Marty because it's short and it's easy to pick out what the memes/references are gonna be. Like Marty's catchphrase.
Why haven't you tried crying yet anon?
I thought these fags never stopped crying.
>>27582073
i think the suicides are more of a result of the gynocracy we live in. they are killing themselves because they can't be men.
encouraging men to be bitches is the problem.
>>27582073
Because I'm not a faggot.originalcomment
You cant make this shit up, she even took a smug ass selfie! How does it feel that a roastie might crash into you at any time robots?
>california
Why am I not as surprised as I should be
>>27581948
Why couldn't she kill me
>>27581948
Who cares, the only things that died were men. She's the real victim here.
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