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It's a painfully cruel world. How do I stop this IV drip of anguish?
strive for the best things in life
It doesn't end. You can't do anything unless you kill yourself.
>>27397203
The pain never ends. We're only here to suffer.
>Just be yourself, man
>Girls love confidence more than anything
>CALORIES IN, CALORIES OUT BRO
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Just do trillions of crunches brah.
>>27397181
Butthurt fat as a Fatass faggot here
I bet eating those chips ahoy is really hard you worthless piece of shit
I'm a 5/10 rated male, living in Europe. Look at pic related. All those girls to practice on, tell me again, why aren't you on interpals to practice, or if you're into LDR's snag some random Euro/American/Asian girl?
IT'S LITERALLY THIS EASY
>>27397137
seems like a waste of time
>hey i'd love to learn more about your country
How are the bombings going? aren't you gonna do anything about your government and it's foreign policy's ??
Top kek, m8 post some convos i wanna see how meaningful the conversations are
>>27397137
Shhhhhh shut the fuck up don't tell anyone about our secret club
>5/10
yeah right, only 7/10+ gets any kind of messages
Are Brand New and The Get Up Kids robot bands?
YFW is pretty normie tier but The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me seems pretty robot
Some of The Get Up Kid's tracks which aren't about girls are pretty robot
posting track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGLY7mjul4s
b-bump limit?
I'm not your friend
I'm just a man who knows how to feelA lot of the song refer to a lot more friends and sex stuff than I would like
I have been home alone for almost 8 hours and haven't taken a shit since then. After I finished my daily masturbate routine, I went to the toilet to flush down the toilet paper, and suddenly the whole room stinks of shit.
Can r9k solve this riddle?
>>27396954
Either you need to take a shower and haven't taken one yet, or you just sharted
>>27396954
Check your pants, maybe there's skiddies
What the fuck. I poop once a week max. If I pooped every day I would think I was dying.
How can i compete with my average penis when most girls have been with 8inch plus guys. I will never pound a cervix or hurt a girl's pussy till she can't fuck for a few days.
Gg cuck
>>27396947
Become transgirl, chicks dig girls with dicks for whatever the reason.
Alternatively get a wife who's into cuckolding fetish.
>>27396947
>when most girls have been with 8inch plus guys
what? so do you just pull statistics out your ass because your insecure?
There's a 37 year old NEET on Dr. Phil
Looks like a Chad. He's not ugly either.
>>27396924
>be wagekek
>talking to supervisor near end of shift
>tells me his son has "proven he can't be a responsible adult"
>his son is in his late 30's
>supervisor tells me he kicked his son out to teach him a lesson
>son just pitched a tent in his front yard and kept being NEET
Which one of you faggots was it?
>>27396924
How does he support himself?
>when you masturbate for 90 minutes and nothing comes out and you just give up
>>27396860
What meds are you on, slut?
I edged for 5 hours yesterday and my dick is numb.
>>27396890
None. Should I start Viagra?
>>27396927
Wait why is your dick out of commission if you don't take antidepressants? Are you 60 years old?
Ooh, wagie, get over here...
I love a man in uniform, makes me sooo wet...
Come and suck on these NEET nips! Get over here, you fox!
Where did you get that picture of my nipples?
Pepe, I...
>>27396786
Dude , how could you trap pepe?
why did old memes like trollface completely die out? literally no one posts the old memes anymore.
reddit adopted a lot of them so posting them makes you look like a redditor, which is bad on 4chan
Memes get made here, then they are stolen by normies, then we make new ones and the cycle continues for eternity.
>>27396685
pepe is the exception to this rule, it seems.
You know how people text each other, talk on the phone, and use Facebook as their social media? CS:GO is my social media. I try to make friends through there. Making friends IRL is too hard, because I always have to watch what I say. With CS:GO, I use callouts and strats to contribute to conversation, and people respond. We're all more accepted through the Internet then we are IRL.
what's your rank then?
>>27396374
I bet you are one of those who rush B every first round.
>>27396534
>playing dust2
I bet you're one of those silvers who blame their team for holding them back
>tfw there are kids born after 2000 who are more successful than you in life
>tfw 28 year old kv while 15 year old kids are losing their virginity.
>tfw see super rich and famous actors, musicians, etc who are younger than you
What's even the point. If you're not successful in the first 20 years of your life, both in terms of career or relationships, you never will be.
>>27396166
>You will never accomplish anything or reach your dreams
It's time to die
>>27396233
its time to volunteer your life to a cause.
Tick
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Monday is fastly approaching, wagecuck.
Easter holidays dumb neetposter.
Most of them still have to work today though. Some of those suckers even work the weekend.
>>27395936
>Mfw a wagecuck says he's "Contributing to society"
>Mfw He's giving me NEETbux so he's technically correct
Stay cucked wagie!
Seems like back then, no one wanted a chubby hightest girl. They were a nice fallback solution, but now Chads are suddenly snatching them up left and right.
What's left for us robots to choose from, besides the uggos?
No one.
All women fuck Chad.
Men between 6/10 and 8/10 get the leftovers.
Men below 6/10 get nothing.
>Chats are suddenly snatching them up left and right
Because chads are tired of the entitled princess girls that want to be showered with money and attention only to have her wander off to the next chad because she got bored of the initial money and attention.
The high test girls are looking for someone to keep, and they reciprocate the attention back to the giver.
>What's left for us robots to choose from
Self improvement and higher standards from your personal choice in a partner. Do your best, and you shall be rewarded.
>>27395754
>Because chads are tired of the entitled princess girls
i think it's more of a media thing desu, now everyone is into big butts and curves
Haven't left the house all day today.
Making some chicken fajitas, watching movies and playing video games until i fall asleep.
How was your day?
>>27395566
Rode bike to the store for some food and alcohol. Came back home, gonna post on 4chan all day and get drunk tonight
Just a day in the life Patrick
>>27395566
pretty much the same
what movie are you gonna see?
>>27395566
>wake up at 12
>go back to sleep
>wake up again at 5pm
>grab coffee and a smoke
>suddenly its 19:36
>just want to go back to sleep so i can dream about watching netflix and falling asleep under a blanket with my imaginary love
tired of life desu
