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got a story for you
this is one of my first times posting so please don't hate
>be 18
>have a friend we'll call S
>S is a total fukkboi
>literally all the girlfriends he's had since he was 14 he's cheated on and left for the girl he cheated with
>total asshole
>recently happened again
>Girl let's call C had gotten cheated on
>S decides he wants to stay with C since she makes him happy
>He tells me not to get involved and C stays with him after she asks me what to do, and I say whatever you want
>S has now cheated a second time
>S says he wants to still be with her
>C also still wants to say
>C's friends are calling her an idiot
>I think she's an idiot
>They're fucking and last time I asked S he said that it's complicated
Why do women fall for such assholes? She knows about everything, and she still wants to be with him.
>>27386820
get the fuck off my board and never come back you underage fuck
>>27386848
im 18 you retard
>>27386874
except you're not, and you're not fooling anybody you stupid fuck
only an underage b& would care about something so stupid and trivial, and only a fucking whiny teenager would post it on fucking /r9k/ of all places
take your stupid shit to >>>/soc/ or >>>/b/
>never been afraid of death, always just believe it will be like sleeping because I'm not religious
>have a dream where I get shot in the head
>feel blood pouring out, fall to the ground, everything goes dark
>waiting and bracing, thinking about how my entire life and everything in it just ended, and how everything has become small in comparison as I prepare to cross over into the afterlife
>wake up
>now terrified of death because I know I will face that final moment, even if only half a second long, where I am for all intents and purposes dead, but still waiting for all life to leave me, not knowing if I will soon cross over into an entirely new life
It was terrifying, robots. Everything seemed so small.
I had a dream my gf died
Then I was floating in a pool
Then lightning struck the pool
And I woke up.
>>27386818
I'm just terrified because I experienced that moment of knowing I'm dead and not knowing what comes next.
It was awful.
For the past few nights the inevitability of death and nonexistence has been freaking me out. One day it'll all just be over...
>are you sure? once i start i wont stop
>ok suit yourself
BUUUUUUUUUUPUUUU
>>27386707
I have never once in my life heard a sound that resembles BUUUUUUUUUUPUUUU much less heard it in relation to a woman passing gas.
>>27387762
Maybe it goes from a deep bassy fart to a light toot at the end? I'll admit I laughed for a bit when I saw how that was spelled
>>27386707
What's that between her legs?
I talk to myself cause there is no one to talk to
I am the cool damn fool that will shoot you
I think of murda, murder on me mind-ah
Murder on the menu, murder all the time-ah
Murder with the .45, murder with the nine-ah
Murder, a murder is my favorite crime-ah
Blood on my street and blood on my hands-ah
Blood on my shirt and blood on my pants-ah
Niggas they die, many die, die, die, niggas
I pull the trig-, pull the trig-, pull the trigga
Let's dig a grave, dig a grave, the gravediggas
Six, to the six, to the six, Mafia Niggas
Come walk with me, journey to the edge of hell-ah
Fire arms, fire storms, bring your umbrella
Endo's creating illusions of greater, the unknown, amazed
Damn I think I'm Crazed
>>27386626
This dude looks familiar...
Too familiar.
>>27387136
Triple 6 lord infamous
>I talk to myself cause there is no one to talk to
Note that this is the first line.
>in computer class
>all normies can't even type without looking at the keyboard and are slow af
>meanwhile, they are faster and have a wider knowledge than you when using smartphones
I would hate to have a class with someone from /r9k/
>>27386556
>mfw you're better at them than both.
Don't let no normalfag show you up with technology.
What's your wpm son?
>>27386877
I checked em out, but why you gotta be like that?
on topic of the christina hendricks threads, do you think she cucks him?
>>27386446
Of course she does. Guess with which kind of guy(s)?
>>27386478
Negros
>>27386490
>this was an original post
Who /alpine fever/?
As a non-white, I don't feel too happy about my preference for white women. I can't look at non-white women the same.
>>27386712
I am happy as fuck. I want to be sweet and giving and kind to a qt alpine gf.
Plus a lot of white guys seem to be happy with their non white gfs.
#getpampered
>>27386712
Iktf. Its a never ending pain knowing you will never have any of them
ITT: things you can do to improve yourself
-lift
-be yourself
dont spread nutella on shortbread cookies your neighbor made for you and then eat a huge bowl of cereal
>im fat
>>27386469
Actually I'm waiting for the store to open to buy cereal.
>>27386429
>be yourself
Being an autistic tardlord myself hasn't helped me much.
>stepmom takes my phone away so I can't stay up all night posting on this sub
>post on my 3ds instead
Fucking stupid bitch.
>>27386352
OP when were you originally born?
>>27386433
im a sophmore in high school but im 18 because i got held back
>>27386352
>on this sub
Come on bro
Does anyone know where I can get one of those necklaces with the letter t on it?
those are nice shoes
>>27386320
It's across.
Nigger, I am not your personal shopper. Go look on Amazon or something. At a minimum take this bullshit thread to >>>/r/
let's say rEEincarnation is real robots. you can eventually be born into the life you want after death, ok. now, let's say killing yourself doesnt negate this. ok. now the big question
if you had to kill yourself 100 times to reach the life you wanted, could you do it? could you endure the pain? for arguements sake, we'll say you remember what your plan is each time you are reborn
Suicide can be not only incredibly easy, but also entirely painless
Brought myself to the verge of death using a method that I know works, and it's like finding the holy grail of shutting life off
I'd do it. Problem is whether or not what I supposedly want would fuck me over in the next life.
>>27386196
who's to say that the lives i live beforehand aren't gonna be cool in their own ways? i'd wanna live through Spiderworld and other small changes that ripple into large events that change history. this also makes me wonder if the universe is recreated every time i would be reincarnated. please respond to clarify
Yes, enduring pain is an inevitability. Even if you're the biggest coward in the history of the world the pain is coming, it's a matter of coping and minimizing it. I would probably live out the hundred lives in their entirety for the hell of it, barring extenuated circumstances. Human experience is one hell of a ride, family.
Which form of nipple is /r9k/ approved?
I know the only acceptable form of labia is non-protuding labia but what about nipples?
I know small nipples are a sure sign that a women is a whore but what about the actual shape?
Short nipples reporting in.
>>27386055
Normal, flat or short. The rest are trash
Also puffy nipple women are all mentally ill
I like them all except for long nipples.
Also bigger nippers in overall size are best.
>"Anon I've heard you find the idea of trans-gendered people crazy and I believe I can change your mind..."
>"Pull down your pants and Fuck me right now"
>"I mean if you've never tried it, how would you know how it felt? Right?"
>"Lets really see who here is really crazy"
>>27385939
>those man achilles
>>27385939
I never tried getting stabbed until someone stabbed me in the leg.
It was as bad as I thought it would be
>>27385939
I can't stop staring at their shoulders.
Positiveness thread
Post silver linings in the cloud that is your life.
>at least I'm not black or indian
>at least I'm not a racist
>At least I'm smart and am going to medical school...
>at least i have the gym and music
>tfw no itlog cracking, kotse fixing, ube chopping, sapatos breaking, puso racing, damit wearing, ilong blowing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
ah, good to see you again my friend
>>27385565
This girl is cute. More pics of her?
>tfw you look forward to this thread now
