>pee on mommy's furry floor when i know i should pee outside
>M I S C H I E V O U S
who /pet mischief/ here?
>get a treat I got for being a good boy
>decide to save it for later
>hide it in flower pot in dining room
>dig a hole in the pot and scatter dirt all over carpet
>forget about my treat forever because I got distracted looking out the window
>cuck owner cleans up my mess
>>27373053
are you that retarded?
>mommy's been playing with a human boy instead of me lately in MY bed
>he starts shouting "cuck cuck cuck cuck" at me one morning
>i chew the soles out of his shoes as revenge
Any medbots on?
How can you cure a headache without taking OTC medication?
pls help
Keep drinking water until it goes away.
Water and masturbation.
Like the other guys said, drink water. Many headaches are caused by mild dehydration.
SING TO THE TUNE OF BON JOVI'S "It's My Life"
This is a song for the broken-hearted
A silent prayer for the faith-departed
I'm always gonna be just a face in the crowd
You're gonna hear me REEEE
when I shout it out loud
[CHORUS]
End my life
It's now or never
I don't wanna live much longer
I just want to see the white light
(end my life)
My heart is like a broken highway
Just shoot me now
and take away my pain
I just wanna see the bright light
End my life
This is for ones who...
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>>27372957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YIh81WUHY0
>>27373297
This is an original hmmmmm
>>27373297
I don't know which is worse, the fact that you spent 3:45 on this or that I wasted 3:45 listening to it.
We should both just end it.
SHITPOSTING FEELS SOOOO GOOD.
LETTING OUT ALL OF MY AUTISM AND AGGRESSION
YES OH GOD YESSSS
Disney World
>>27372925
Fuck Walt Disney that pedophilic child molesting raper
>>27372908
lets keep this going family
>According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the average age Americans lose their virginities (defined here as vaginal sexual intercourse) is 17.1 for both men and women. The CDC also reports that virgins make up 12.3 percent of females and 14.3 percent of males aged 20 to 24. That number drops below 5 percent for both male and female virgins aged 25 to 29 and goes as low as 0.3 percent for virgins aged 40 to 44.
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/03/on-late-in-life-virginity-loss/284412/
Seems like the...
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Yes but
>the average age Americans lose their virginities (defined here as vaginal sexual intercourse) is 17.1
We are still years behind the competition. And with females dating hypergamously, why would they go for the 14.3% of male virgins above 20 when they could go for the Chads?
Also, these statistics easily could have been skewered by the feminist establishment.
men lie about having more sexual partners and women lie about having less.
this evens things out.
also, virginity is a poor indicator of sexual lifestyle because it's all or nothing. You can spend 20 years of involuntary celibacy, but because you shamefully fucked some older woman that puts into the same category as Chad.
>>27372854
>tfw I'm above average. AGAIN.
Fuck yeah!!!!
I feel like every time I pick up my phone to text someone I suddenly realize, oh, there isn't anyone. I check my phone expecting notifications, but there aren't any.
In my school there are a lot of groups and you're supposed to find one and stick with them, but I never did. I'm always "friends" (more like acquaintances) with one or two people from a group and always multiple groups. Nobody invites me to chill because the other members don't know me and I can't set up anything because all my "friends" aren't friends...
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>>27372786
How old are you? This is like an elementary school problem.
>>27372798
18, senior
And it's more common than you think
>>27372786
>started uni three weeks ago
>shit, i've got to meet people
>don't want to be a robot
>talk with at least 14 different people, grills and guys alike
>absolutely no problem, laugh and share stories
>never speak to them again since we first met
>sit as far as possible from them
My...
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>tfw sensitive
>tfw you become the subject of scrutiny
>tfw no one's listening to you
Going home now
>>27372686
>sensitive
meme.
I'll tell you that you are weak and can't defend yourself.
Don't blame society for your failures. Blame your parents.
>>27372686
That's when you pull out your cigarette, light it, and stare blankly through them.
Then whenever they stop talking for more than 5 seconds, just ask them, "Are you done?".
>yeah
Then ask them, "Are you ready to listen?"
Then proceed to make your statement
>>27372831
>"it's not that serious"
>"you just can't take a joke"
Can I get some (you)scheck these dubs
>>27372627
No
Mmgyyferfbhgdrtgvnjgvjjuhfseef
>>27372627
Get some dubs first and we'll talk.
>>27372627
Good timedubs.
Is it autistic to avoid eye contact when getting a blowjob or during sex in general?
Extremely
Unless your fucking a hooker or a blood relative
well it depends
how long can you last while looking at her?
can you last longer while not?
Kind of. I don't have a problem with it during sex, but for some reason it feels kinda weird when getting a blowjob
I'm trying to get out of cyborghood, make myself sociable and shit. But I got all these nerds fucking chasing on me only because I'm lonely too. I don't even share interests with none of them, I don't give no fucks about no Deadpool movie, anime or vidya, but they so dumb they think I will want to hang or talk with them just because I'm far from prolix when it comes to normie socialization. Fuck that shit.
Also, out of their dumb interests, they're exactly what I'm trying to get away from: introversion, escapism, manchildness and shit.
>>27372288
Just disregard those foolish folk or maybe you should tell them that you do not want to be an incast anymore? Maybe they wil join you on your way out of the loneliness.
>doing the exact same thing as OP described
>can't bring myself to clear the gundam models off my battlestation
Post food pictures. I'm trying to lose weight. I try to get the hunger away by looking at food pics.
>>27372126
Ex-Muslim here. Looking at food does not help, it only makes hunger worse. Gum also makes it 1000X worse. Just man the fuck up and fast for a bit. Either that or eat the shitty food and exercise enough to counteract it.
>>27372126
Food pics will only make you hungrier. In psychology, we learned the best way to not feel pain other than painkillers is distraction. You just need to find a hobby that'll distract you from your hunger. For me, it was playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. I would start at noon and before I knew it, it was 6:00.
drink water and brush your teeth family
Lets change things up...GREEN FLAGS about girls!
>she doesnt speak unless spoken to
>she was brought to you in an arranged marriage deal
>shes a virgin that you recieved as PTP
>her only interests involve cooking and cleaning for you
>she never leaves the house and if she does its with you
>she wears full bodied clothing that is loose fitting and never wears jeans/pants
>she...
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Oh shit, I just realized that /r9k/ is probably full of radical Islamists who want sharia law
>she's under 12 years old
>>27372113
what about that post is "radical"?
is it reasonable to shoot for a gf this qt if you work out and get a 100k/year job? manlet 5'10
>>27372006
only if you're white
original bot 389892
>>27372006
if you have to ask that question your not gonna get it bro.
beta AF
yes working out and especially a 100k a year job can land you a hottie, but your view is distorted. Your not looking for companionship your looking for a hot chick to bang so u may as well buy an upper class escort bro because the type of girls you are going to get with that view are just gonna b hoes who will cheat on you and go fuck chad while u wagecuck away.
grill aint interested in a self depreciating cuck who describes himself...
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>>27372006
> manlet 5'10
Fuck off with your memeing. Try being 5'8. No woman can tell the difference between 5'10 and 6'. I fucking hate you now, I hope your happy.
>tfw you find out your sister posts her nudes on the internet for beta cucks to fap
END MY LIFE SENPAI
>>27371829
Post moar famdesu
>>27371829
>pussy so rank it cracks the mirror
No one in your family should have reproduced. You know what you must do.
>>27372110
Nope, I almost feel bad about posting this one already. At least her face is covered.
It's not fair, attractive people get to play life on easy mode, it's not FUCKING FAIR
>tfw messed up teeth
>tfw one side of my jaw is bigger than the other which offsets my entire face
>small upper body
>large lower body(I look like fucking roger smith the alien from American dad)
>all of the above causes a lack of confidence
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>>27371801
If you want to kill yourself, kill yourself, but at least accomplish something before you go out.
Hike Mt. Everest or something, be the first person to shoot themselves at the top of the world's highest mountain. Do a flip or something.
At worst, you'll be getting what you want anyways. At best, the experience of the journey may change your mind about the final destination you're seeking.
>>27371801
How originally tall are you?
>>27371934
I don't know, but I'm taller than most people in my country(scotland) so I'm guessing above 6 feet
I'd actually rather be smaller I hate towering over everyone and my movement is awkward