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>have multiple online friends and have varying personas with each
>will make up stories that make me seem like chad but actually just sit in my room all day playing vidja and am a KHHV
>actual gain pleasure from doing so
>>27362835
>tfw pretend to have a gf and tell my family about her and things she does
>they plan on seeing her for easter
i cant wait to see when they figure out it was a lie, or ill just keep it going so it really hurts my mummy once she funds out.
>>27363027
Bring home a black man.
>>27363027
they already know you're a faggot, anon. denial is a powerful thing
>tfw no itlog cracking, kotse fixing, ilong blowing, ube chopping, sapatos breaking, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>tfw fa boy posts this thread every night
the philippines suck, philippino women suck and I'm sick of seeing this thread all the time OP, please stop
Keep this shit going OP. Using this I was able to get a qtp2t filipino gf. I just asked her what half of these things were.
>just got into a relationship with a qt 9/10 half korean/white girl
>made it Facebook official a few days ago
>over 100 likes
>all of her male friends are probably jelly
>mfw her and I now have sex every night
post pics of her anon.
dont mute me dumb robot
FUCK OFF NORMIE
I HATE YOU
>>27362660
I find your story believable, but unlikely.
Being Asian takes 2 points off the base ten attractiveness scale. Considering she's half white, 9/10 is the max she could possibly be.
So you, an /r9k/ browser, are getting the cream of the crop for her specific genetic combination?
I have my doubts.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vFvYF61wbW
my sister is having lesbian sex in the other room. What do i do?
>>27362560
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vFvYF61wbW
Can't hear shit senpai
>>27362560
play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uk49gxS2L8
>>27362583
you have to turn it really loud. its super faint since they are trying to be quiet
critical hits in the no gf/feels: anime edition
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvyAW-l359o
no video you show me will cut deeper
>>27362512
>tfw all the Welcome to the NHK videos got taken down from youtube
Speaking of crits, you hit an enemy twice. At least one of the hits is a crit. Assuming a 50% crit chance, what is the probability both hits are crits?
>>27362753
1/3
orgasmic-never-posted before comment
Do robots have low test?
>no ass
fucking tragic
>>27362366
Came in to say this. I remember her in the Dukes of Hazard movie and those shorts were practically falling off
A damn shame
I think balding in my 20s shows I have more than enough test
What does it mean when most women think you're 'creepy'? Esp if you are not creepy at all IMO.
>>27362266
it means youre ugly (to them)
you knew this already though, dont kid yourself
Whatever you're doing to make them feel that way you should probably stop.
>>27362288
Interacting w them at all?
Women trust their 'gut' for everyone except the guy that will knock them up and leave them single
Is there any point in living if you're a short male? Don't give me that "just lift bro" shit either, played football and basketball all four years of high school and have lifted since middle school. In my early 20s now with nothing to show for it
>>27362132
>Tfw 5'6 190 lbs with a fiance and a good group of friends.
Stop blaming your height on you failing at doing the mist basic of human things.
>>27362132
The thumbnail looks like a chick riding cock, but it's just the color of the wall.
I'm short and I don't work out, and I've had girls interested in me. Nearly got laid last year but an unfortunate chain of events fucked it up.
What is it like to have self esteem?
feels fucking fantastic fAm
>>27361966
Wouldn't know. No one hates me more than me.
>>27362034
I envy you
>>27362229
Same here, why the fuck can't i walk with my head up.
Why the fuck do i deserve this
That feel when realizing you missed out on high school romance
You never had that horrible anxiety before a first date only to realize that she was just as nervous, but you hit it off
You will never have a young loyal gf that thinks you're a king
I just feel so depressed robots
some of you guys are alright....
m8 you can still get this as an adult. 20 year olds still feel super nervous before a date. I had my second date with a 21 year old qt Christian virgin last night. I'm 25 btw.
>>27361937
It just feels different to me
Something about two innocent kids finding love, something that I'll never have
>>27361988
If you missed out on it I'm going to assume that means you're still sexually naive and innocent, and there are still adult virgin innocent girls out there they're just usually religious
>in the car
>thinking to myself
>"I should really turn down the radio, I can hardly think!"
>hit the knob
>radio turns on
>it was off the whole time
slippin'
>in the kitchen
>hear television game show in the distance
>like 3 am
>"Who could be watching TV right now?"
>creep closer to the source
>closer I get, the more I realize it's just the water running in the toilet
>the further I get, the more it turns into incoherent chatter
slippin'
i hear music and conversations all the time
a lil spooky
>>27361853
sounds fun senpai. wish i had that superpower.
what do they tell you?
Your brain confuses sounds often when stressed of as a result of paranoia. I constantly hear people talking about me when I'm in a busy place like city centre.
What can you project about this couple?
>>27361798
nigga looks like a serial killer
>>27361798
>she wears the pants in the relationship
>he likes anal play
>she's an active pinterest user
>she farts alot
>he secretly has a thing for very young girls
>>27361872
What influences you to draw those observations?
>met qt grill at uni
>chat with her a lot, she's really fun to hang out
>mentions that she has a bf
Should I ignore her? Seems like she really enjoys to spend time with me too.
Every single worthwhile girl that I met has a bf.
>>27361700
Ask her out anyways
Or find out who he is and make him break up with her
When she is sad and depressed, make her dependent on you
>worthwhile
By this you mean cute or attractive.
There are less attractive girls than homely girls, so there is going to be more competition, and more sophistry.
yea, she's trying to make you her backup plan
opinion on goth girls
>>27361296
Can I check your timing?
I dabble in witchdoctory.
and am mute.
I think i'd be a catch.
sup senpai
uyrstdhjdhtr
>>27361296
Any girl who centers her personality on an aesthetic is not for me.
They must enlighten themselves; let go of their egos.
i was talking to my wife's son and he mentioned something about a "cuckshed"
what is a "cuckshed" /r9k/?
>>27361071
nothing t0 see here robots, just sage and hide
>>27361121
don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>27361071
Posting my cuck shed.
12 years in the making 6 60" tvs
