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>mfw i dodged a bullet yesterday
>in some gay class
>professors asks us to join hands with a person
>everyone paired up except me and this girl sitting next to me
>she's glancing around nervously
>"anon, you still don't have a partner?"
>"uh...yeah" i respond without thinking
>girl next to me CLEARLY doesn't have a partner
>"who will be anon's partner?"
>nothing, save for deafening silence
>"ok..let's begin"
Didn't even notice that I would have touched a girl's hand until a bit after the fact.
Handholdless and 23, can't ruin my streak succubi (though it seemed like she REALLY, REALLY didn't want to hold my hand).
>>27370282
Nice one anon you showed those normalfags I bet they were like "what a fucking weirdo"
These activities are fucking stupid. "Join hands with a person", really? You know it was either for some icebreaker or stupid point only barely related to the course material. Fucking hate normie professors who try and get creative with these class "activities" that are basically grade-A robot torture. Last week a professor made us stare into the eyes of the person next to us for a timed amount of time for some point barely related to eye contact in interviewing, fucking pointless waste of space time filler for the thousands I'm spending on this shit
>>27370282
>professors asks us to join hands with a person
What educational purpose would this serve? Good thing I'm dropout.
r9k is now the place people who have no control over their lives come to release aggression on others in an attempt to feel as if they control even the slightest aspect of their lives.
It's sad. The robot years are dead, it's just people trying to assert dominance over other people to justify their own pathetic existence.
You should all kill yourselves.
You just did the very thing you criticize others of doing.
Kys
>>27370297
Ironically.
>>27370262
At the very least, the small number of oldfags that still come to this board can take solidarity in the fact that we were here during the golden age of this board.
I miss when this place was a gentleman's /b/ with greentext
Is a girlfriend a modern day meme or am I missing out?
Romance is a meme
bump for more input from robots who habve a girlfrind
>>27370933
Relationships today seem weird. It seems like traditional dating is all but gone for people in their early twenties. I don't know for sure, obviously, but it seems like men and women alike are able to play the field because of technology before actually calling someone a "boyfriend" or a "girlfriend" after a period of casual hookups or whatever. A few months ago a girl showed interest in me for the first time in 6 years and I treated it like a traditional dating thing where I told her I was into her before pursuing anything and she became reclusive from me saying things like "You never made a move." or "I'm not ready for an actual relationship." Really confusing stuff, man.
When will manlets learn their place?
>>27370185
If the manlet had a handsome face in that picture and not a fucking MOONface the girl would have said yes...
Face>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>height>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>penis size
>>27370529
You are deluded. There's no way a woman would rather have a small dick dwarf with the face of a male model over a 6'0" average looking dude.
That imp is just not confident enough. It's his problem.
>spring break from work
>nothing to do
>break all year long
>nothing to do
>>27370191
my point is, why the fuck am i even wagecuck when i nothing from it?
>>27370217
my point is, why the fuck am i even alive when i nothing from it?
As a 5/10 male, bow do I get 1,000 likes on normiegram?
>>27370061
get rich blox
Tipe the same thing as she did
Come out as trans, or a refugee. Otherwise, fuck off and die, you have no value to normies and you never will.
who /skin problems/ here
I don't even have acne, my skin is just so ungodly dry and red and blotchy
https://www.reddit.com/r/SkincareAddiction
you can fix it
Dry cracked bloody fingers. Acne all over back
>>27370161
This is actually a really good resource even though it is reddit. Very helpful community.
I had a shit ton of acne and this place helped me get rid of it without going on accutane. I love them.
Uglybros, how do you cope with being ugly? Im an alcoholic but thinking of moving on something more hardcore. I tend to avoid people and keep quiet at work but people still go out of their way to fuck with me. What about you?
I do everything within my power to make myself numb. Heroin, prescription drugs of all varieties, designer drugs, weed, meth, crack, etc. etc. etc.
Opiates/opioids are the best, followed by benzodiazepines and their analogues. Opiates can relieve the pain, and if you take enough benzo's can make you forget you even exist much less that you're in pain.
>>27369974
Post pic of face you dumb shart.
>>27370024
I've posted it many times this is not what this thread is about. This thread is for ugly people to support and help each other, something this board needs more of instead of erica attention whoring.
Should I shoot myself in the head or slit my artery and bleed out?
>>27369950
Skydive to death.
>>27369950
Wait until the shit hits the fan and we all die as cannon fodder in WW3
Shit is gonna be comfy as fuck
>>27369950
You won't kill yourself you stupid faggot.
Just face your fucking problems and fix them.
>do handicrafts in public because I'm anxious and it keeps my hands busy
>people keep coming up to ask me about it
Reeeeee leave me alone
>>27369890
Don't go out in public then...
Or try to listen to music, people usually won't disturb someone with headphones
>yet still brave enough to make your own thread on the most hostile place on the internet.
>Actually gets approached.
>Is still approachable to other humans.
Fuck off, pretend to be weak elsewhere, stupid whore.
>>27369942
Anonymity makes me strong
>normies approach me to laugh with their friends after they walk away
>can hear their laughter
I think they think I'm retarded
Something about blondes wearing pink clothes that's so hot that it kills me inside
That's pretty fucking hot.
>>27369878
Need a comment
>>27369937
The light pink is definitely better.
Enjoy your looooooooong day at work, normies.
>>27369619
Look neet frog bought a new comfy blanket with wagecucks tax money. Nice blanket neet friend
>>27369619
>wagecucks literally just clocked in
>>27369639
That's right. Thanks to wagies slaving for me, my life just gets more and more comfortable.
Should I upgrade I mean I want Directx12 for what games in the future will run on it but it will probably break my older games and also the shit spies on you heaps I don't want microsoft having copies of all the files on my computer
>>27369489
Upgrade to OpenVMS and stop being a colossal faggot if you're worried about "muhh privacy."
>Have gaming desktop with win10
>Easily upgrade parts as needed
>Buy mid tier lap top for personal/banking use
>Use win 7 or Linux
There, problem solved.
If your windows keeps telling you to upgrade then just turn off the fucking automatic updates. Disable the reminders.
It ain't hard, brah.
I'm pondering to hire an prostitute (escort, they are legal where I am)
But I am mortally scared that something will go wrong and she will cuck me somehow and force me to marry her or pay for child or something.
You read too much redpill shit.
>>27369460
Am I?
Fucking a girl can often be your one way ticket to cuckville.
>>27369496
Not that often.
And certainly not if it's a prostitute.
>get one chance at life
>born with fat genes
kill me already
>one chance at life
>born with NEET genes
Learn to count calories OP.
>>27368995
you werent born with a burger in your hand op, do some research about nutrition and stop being lazy
