Why arent you on Tinder yet robots?
Tinder general
Only ever matched with bots, that's why
>subjecting myself to an app which regularly implies I'm ugly and undesirable.
No.
>>27337690
Because I want a reserved girl who likes reading and has no friends. I don't want to get my dick sucked by some soulless whore from tinder.
>What are you wishing on right now robots?
>What beauty are you producing only to hide it away in your hovel?
Show us what you got
Pic related, mine, cross-stitch project
mamegomas and dodecahedron amigurumis
>>27381629
Cute anon, how long does it take to make them?
I Amigurumi too
Will I get to kill muslims in the Air Force? Thinking of enlisting. Please respond.
i really appreicate your trips
six air force ones on my feet like a centipede
AF drone pilots literally quit because they cannot handle dropping bombs on mudskins for 16 hours per day.
Third world muslim fanatics are the dog at the end of the leash. Your real enemy is the one holding the leash
why does every 8/10+ qt date the exact same kind of chad
>longer hair because undercuts became too popular
>stubble because beards became too popular
>tattoos
>dressed like a hybrid of a biker and a kanye west worshipping black
>same ottermode build
isn't there any variety in what women find attractive
>>27380771
A big part of what women find attractive is what they believe other women find attractive.
>>27380771
What the fuck kind of human being are you even trying to describe here?
>>27380875
the modern chad. you'd understand if you went outside and didn't live in some flyover state/country
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Oh my god anon that fart was so big! I bet my son heard it in the other room
>>27380611
Can I suck it out your ass hole?
*BNNRRRREPP*
Whoops
>the fact that some fat fucking neckbeard posts this every day
> mfw /pol/ at it again and wrecked Tay
When will it be our time again, /r9k/?
I don't understand what you are talking about
Who is Tay? What did pol do?
>>27380714
Tay is an Twitter AI made by Microsoft. It can be taught based on twitter messages. /pol/ made it a neo nazi, Trump-loving racist.
Pic related.
>>27380714
Sometimes btw, Tay can be asked to repeat messages. Some of the racist, neo nazi posts it did were like that. But some are genuine. They are really posted by Tay by learning.
when u try a shitpost but nobody reply
>>27380458
Hello there teddy bear
Have a fresh new (You) on the house
It's just for you and you alone.
>>27380795
but i'm op
if you try to give me a (You) i'll end up with (OP) instead
:(
I know that feel
asdasdassf
How do I ascend to new heights in life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6rUTlbaSkA
you could try this
Let the youthful soul look back with the question: what have you truly loved up to now, what has elevated your soul, what has mastered it and at the same time delighted it? Place these venerated objects before you in a row, and perhaps they will yield for you, through their nature and their sequence, a law, the fundamental law of your true self. Compare these objects, see how one complements, expands, surpasses, transfigures another, how they form a stepladder upon which you have climbed up to yourself as you are now; for your true nature lies, not...
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>>27380308
sink so low for so long that when you finally scrape the bottom, a glass of orange juice will seem like a miracle
>Every female I know is in a relationship
>Almost none of the males I know are in a relationship
>the sex ratio in humans in the world is approximately 1:1
>something doesn't add up
Where are all the extra females hiding? Is this some kind of optical illusion?my dick needs to know
don't try to understand it
they're hiding ontumblrand they'refeministsand a lot of them arefatandundesirable
>>27380253
>the sex ratio in humans in the world is approximately 1:1
Actually there's more live boys than girls, substantially more.
It's an effect of the inherent disposability of boys. The sex ratio reaches parity around middle age and then massively skewers female because of men dying off to alcohol, suicide, work accidents, etc.
So now that we are alone
Why don't you tell me about yourself
I personally believe that Jews have been altering history and control almost every aspect of the modern world for the sole purpose of world domination
>>27380221
Could you shut up? I'm trying to read, here.
>>27380221
Why don't you ask me a more specific question, you fucking idiot!?
Since we live in the Jew age of psyops anyway why don't we utilize it?
>make NEET Simulator for Steam
>market it as the hottest new thing via PewDiePie, Markiplier etc
>normies will accept this meme like they accept everything else
>being NEET will be cool yolo 420 blaze it lmao
>you are now NuChad
>>27380084
You still have to be attractive.
Normies also like "nerds" now as in "people who watch Doctor Who sometimes"
That's essentially what /pol/ has benn doing for years
When they realized the jew was winning and showing no sign of slowing they enacted aggravated guerrilla memetic warfare
It's worked quite well although counter memetic operations have also occured
>>27380363
The merchant is pretty good. But no one outside 4chan understands it I think. I still hope to see him in the mainstream media one day when they have to cover another ridiculous 4chan story or something
>current year
>not making dough on the stock marketers like you wanna be a wagecuck forever
Too unpredictable and I'm not smart enough or hardworking enough
>>27379700
>Not hard working enough
That's the big one for me as well. I'm sure I could figure it out eventually but I'd rather sit at home, smoking cigs, playing games and masturbating
>>27379683
Are you implying you know anything about investing?
Who /KlinefelterSyndrome/ in here?
can you share a picture of pubic patterns of women?
All of those describe me except frontal baldness
>>27379617
>No bald spots
>Yes, I can't grow a beard.
>Chest doesn't have a lot of hair.
>Wide as fuck shoulders.
>I got gyno.
>Wide hips, yes.
>Small testicles.
>Legs seem normal.
>Not sure about pubic hair, seem normal too I guess?
Guess...
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>>27379617
A lot of this could probably be caused by malnutrition.
>my nickname at work is "rain man"
>>27379590
mine is ken , like a ken doll
i'm not sure if it's ironic or not
>you will never be doublemint dave
>my nickname at work is "caveman"
few hours ago i just saw this random kid in the college cafeteria digging in the trashcans
he found a thrown away salad and promptly started eating it
he later came around looking for seconds and didnt find any, so he started hovering around the trashcan
how does a man feel no shame in doing this in public? im fucking poor as shit, no income, living entirely off grants and i can still buy myself food because i dont spend like a retard
im starting to legitmately think hes homeless or some shit, problem is you cant really walk into the campus without talking...
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Offer to buy him a meal and ask him what his deal is. Maybe he's just a freegan.
>>27379567
He is homeless OP get the guy some food.
I'd get him some food.
Don't give him money, just food.
If he's homeless he'll probably buy drugs or some shit.